"Kuroko, can you speak?"

Lu Qiushi looked at the sunspot curiously, he knew that the sunspot was sent to him by the underworld, but if a dog that could talk was discovered by others, how much impact would it have.

It's not stable, the ten old guys in the underworld are too unstable.

Lu Qiushi shook his head and said to Kuroko: "Heizi, come here, don't lie on the windowsill, and don't talk in front of others in the future, otherwise I won't be able to help you." Hey, why did the screen window break a hole? ”

Kuroko jumped down, jumped off the windowsill, ran to Lu Qiushi's side, wagged his tail and made a whining sound.

At this time, the sharp voice sounded again: "You idiot! If you don't let your evil dog spit out Ye again, don't blame Ye for being rude! ”

Only then did Lu Qiushi realize that it was not Heizi who spoke again. He crouched down and patted Kuroko's head with his hand, motioning for Kuroko to open his mouth.

Kuroko reluctantly opened his mouth, and saw a parrot fluttering its wings, flying out of Kuroko's mouth, and landing on the back of the sofa, swearing in his mouth:

"Ye is going to sue you, but he is just resting on the windowsill of your house, you actually kidnapped Ye, and you want to tear up the ticket, bah, damn dog, damn saliva, bah bah!"

This parrot is not big, that is, the size of Lu Qiushi's fist, with a black feather crown on its round head, a green feather on its delicate body, smooth and shiny, and a long tail like a sharp sword, horizontal behind it, and the most creative thing is that the end of the tail is actually forked like a swallowtail.

Of course, excluding its slippery and sticky sunspot saliva, disgusting, this parrot is still very cute.

Talking parrots? Lu Qiushi stared at the parrot, his eyes rolling, and he was thinking about how much this parrot could sell for.

The parrot parked on the back of the sofa spread its wings and kept fanning in the air, trying to get rid of the saliva sticky on its body, seeing Lu Qiushi's expression, it was a little unpleasant: "I said, that fat man with rolling eyes, I advise you to fight less ghost ideas, Ye is not easy to bully, you quickly get rid of the dirty things on Ye's body, Ye will forgive you!" ”

Lu Qiushi opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, could the strange parrot understand what he said?

The parrot saw that Lu Qiushi didn't move, and shouted in a sharp voice: "You can't do anything, you fat man who can't eat anything, hurry up, and get some food for the master." Listen clearly, don't fool me with what your dog eats, I just tasted some of the rice in its rice bowl just now, and there is no meat, the rice is soaked in vegetable soup, and the face does not smell meaty, and it is not eaten by people at all! ”

"You thief bird stealing dog food!" What the sunspot ate was all the leftovers that Lu Qiushi ate, and Lu Qiushi scolded after listening to the parrot's words, picked up the fly swatter hanging on the wall, and pumped it towards the parrot.

Dissatisfied, Lu Qiushi still let the parrot stand on the fly swatter, brought it to the bathroom, filled the footbath with some warm water, shook the parrot in, and let it comb its own feathers.

I've been out for three or four days this time, and I didn't go out to walk the dog, which suffocated the sunspot, but fortunately, the sunspot already knew that it was convenient for him to go to the bathroom, so he wouldn't make the house full of shit.

After walking around the community with Kuroko for half an hour, Kuroko stuck out his tongue and spat out, and followed Lu Qiushi's ass back home.

Entering the living room, Kuroko screamed at the table, and Lu Qiushi's eyes widened.

The green-haired parrot, which had washed its feathers, stood on the table with one paw, and stepped on a ham sausage with the other, its sharp beak pierced the packaging of the ham sausage, and desperately pulled out the meat from it, and ate it deliciously. Next to it was the backpack he had placed on the table when he returned, but the zipper of the backpack had been opened.

This parrot is too capable. Lu Qiu practically pulled the parrot aside, walked into the bedroom with a backpack and ham sausage, threw the ham sausage into the sunspot's rice basin, completely ignored the green parrot's complaints, lit a cigarette, and sat on the sofa with the backpack.

Kuroko excitedly threw himself on his rice bowl, covered the rice bowl tightly with his body, and began to enjoy each meal.

That's right, every meal. Heizi has really not eaten ham sausage since he was adopted by Lu Qiushi, basically every meal is leftover from Lu Qiushi, except for the occasional few pieces of meat, it is all vegetable soup or broth soaked rice. Poor sunspot, the evil Lu Qiushi.

The green-haired parrot flew in with Lu Qiushi, to be precise, it should have flown in with the ham sausage, it looked at the sunspot's rice bowl carefully, and never had a chance to snatch food from the dog's mouth, so it flew to the armrest of the sofa and looked up at Lu Qiushi.

"Fat man, what do you mean by snatching food from your master's mouth?"

Lu Qiushi looked at the green-haired parrot with interest, he could be sure that this parrot was not simple, at least it was not a simple parrot, it thought on its own, and could understand human language and movements, in other words, it was just a person who was reincarnated into the body of a parrot.

But he wanted to make sure again so that he could sell it for a good price in the future: "Can you understand me?" ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense! Who is you? The parrot gave Lu Qiushi a disdainful look.

Lu Qiushi took a deep breath of cigarette and lowered his head to spray at the green-haired parrot.

The green-haired parrot covered its head with one wing, coughed again and again, and when the smoke dissipated, it lowered its wings and was about to scold, but saw Lu Qiushi holding a ham sausage in his hand and swaying in front of him.

It stretched out its claws, exposed its two toes, and said to Lu Qiushi with disdain: "A ham sausage is considered to be a reparation?" Young and young to come to this set, the master is also a bird who has seen the world, to tell you, two, there is no negotiation! ”

"Do you want to eat?" Lu Qiushi smiled cheaply, and threw the ham sausage in his hand into the rice bowl of the sunspot.

"Ye is a bird who has seen the world!" The parrot is dying.

Lu Qiushi didn't pay attention to it, took out another ham sausage from his backpack, threw it into the rice bowl of the sunspot, and said to himself: "Oh, it's broken, when I came back from traveling outside, there were not a few left, and now there is only one left." ”

For Kuroko, today is considered the New Year.

"Okay, Ye is defeated, Ye admits defeat, Ye surrenders, what do you want to do, just say it." The parrot was finally defeated, and the bean-sized eyes showed a pleading gaze, looking pitifully at the last ham sausage in Lu Qiushi's hand.

Lu Qiushi smiled proudly: "Say, can you understand human words?" ”

"Ye was born with extraordinary talents, what is so strange about being able to understand human words?"

"Oh, then what are you doing at my house?"

"Ye said, Ye just settled down on the windowsill of your house to rest, but he was imprisoned by that damn black dog, and he wanted to tear up the ticket!" The parrot seemed a little angry when he said this, and his voice raised a lot.

Lu Qiushi saw that the parrot was not telling the truth, and he was about to throw the last ham sausage into the basin of the sunspot, and the parrot hurriedly changed his words: "Okay, okay, it's wrong, the master said it's not good!" I'm just hungry, and when I see no one in your house, I want to sneak into your house and find something to eat... ”

The parrot's voice became smaller and smaller, and her face was full of sorrow, but as she spoke, her voice suddenly became excited: "Can I be blamed for this!" was first chased by a group of little children with slingshots, and then chased by an obscene guy with a net, am I easy! I don't want to be familiar with them, otherwise, hum. ”

Lu Qiushi also felt that this strange parrot was a little pitiful, and threw the ham sausage to the ground in the distance: "Eat, poor little guy." ”

The parrot pounced on the ham sausage, and as soon as he stood firm, he saw that the sunspot had also found the last ham sausage, and was about to run over, it stepped on the ham sausage, and scolded: "Bah! You damn black dog, don't you want to live well! ”

It's strange to say that the sunspot actually stopped, looked at the parrot, ran back to Lu Qiushi's feet, kept rubbing his head against Lu Qiushi's calf, and made a whimpering sound, as if telling about grievances.

The green-haired parrot finished enjoying the ham sausage, burped, re-combed the feathers, and said to Lu Qiushi: "I see that you are not bad, I have decided, and I will mix with you in the future!" ”