078: On the net
The two of them stiffly moved a few inches to the side, silently staring at the back of Chu Qian's departure for a long time, and then ......
"I promise you!"
A body forcibly kept her footsteps.
Chu Qian's footsteps paused, turned around, and bent his eyes with a smile: "This is what you said!" ”
The two of them couldn't help but feel numb and cold on their backs, glanced at each other, and saw the four big words "I'm about to collapse" in each other's eyes.
Early the next morning, I arrived at class early, and the morning class was generally an indoor class, and the afternoon was a martial arts class, and in the afternoon there were exercises and the like, in short, the sitting time was very close to the military habits.
Each class is different, and the study classes are all held separately, and they are not gathered until the afternoon martial arts class.
Chu Qian found a seat for herself, and early in the morning, she probably knew the teaching progress of this school and how many courses she had to make up next, and she didn't listen to the rest of the classes.
During the meal, I heard about the commotion of the elementary class, saying that there were two people wearing women's clothes to class, and they were punished by the teacher for standing at the door all morning, and asked them to recite all the knowledge points that the teacher talked about during class, and asked them to wear like this for the next week, so the teacher told them.
"Since you want to cultivate this interest, in fact, the teacher is not unopposed, but you are too incompatible in women's clothes, like pollution, the next time you go to class, I want to see you on a better side, otherwise I can only send you to see Teacher Tony."
The two of them shivered in unison and said urgently: "Yes!" ”
Then the teacher stuffed it into the arms of "One Hundred and Eighty Questions for Women's Clothing Learning", "How to Successfully Dress Women's Clothing", "Women's Clothing Knowledge Encyclopedia Must See" and other books, anyway, they were tired for a while, and after learning that the teacher wanted to memorize their content about it, as soon as the class ended, the two shouted in unison.
"I'm going to die!"
While they were crying in their hearts, the junior classmates were all laughing and cramping, and they were even discussing the two of them during meal time, and it was precisely because of this that they even ate their meals in the dormitory.
But I was able to hide for a while, but I couldn't hide for a moment, and not long after, when the afternoon class time came, the two of them each wore small skirts and appeared on the school field.
Instructor: "............"
Everyone: "............"
The two of them said stupidly: "Instructor, what is that, you can listen to my explanation!" ”
The instructor skillfully covered his ears: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't want to listen, you two women's clothing bosses are full of lies, I don't want to listen to you!" ”
Two: "............"
Instructor, don't you think your drama is a bit too much?
Then the instructor instantly returned to his normal face: "Although I don't approve of you wearing a skirt in my class, I defend your right to wear a small skirt!" So, next to the parallel bars, come ten laps. ”
Two: "............"
Beg! Let me die!
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In the expectant eyes of everyone, the two finally walked to the parallel bars.
However, after revealing his safety pants during the fall, he received a round of boos from the scene.
In this regard, the two said.
"Nasty~"
Everyone: "............"
It's good and powerful.
After the parallel bars and another 10 kilometers of running, the rest is basically some basic training, until after a round of training, after the instructor speaks, some people who are not very good are pulled out and punished for a few laps, and then it starts to the most important event of the day.
Mecha training.
The model used by the training mecha is slightly stronger than in the school, step by step, and when it is completely adapted to the first gear, it will immediately open the next gear, until the entire mecha is trained thoroughly, and you must start to skillfully use the mecha to do all kinds of difficult actions, and use the mecha to complete all the projects day after day.
It also includes, mecha latte art, mecha needle threading, mecha origami and the like, as big as fighting with mechas, mecha experiments, and the like.
Chu Qian also got his own mecha because of this.
In Kelang's previous life, she and Su An were both loners, because of their special bodies, they didn't need a mecha to improve their abilities, so they traveled easily, they all relied on manpower, and they had never had a mecha, and they didn't think about what it would be like to have their own mecha at that time.
Chu Qian stepped into the inner room of the mecha, sat down in his position, and turned on various functions first.
A warm voice came out of the inner cavity of the mecha: "Hello, my master, welcome to KD8, I will follow you by your side in the future, your most loyal mecha." ”
Chu Qian asked: "Then can you accept my transformation of you?" ”
The mecha immediately nodded: "You can do whatever you want to me, I will always be your most trustworthy mecha." ”
"That's good," Chu Qian raised her hand and quickly entered a command on the indicator screen, so that the mecha fell into safe mode, and then the safe mode was unlocked, and then she quickly typed a piece of data into it, asking to write it into the mecha kernel, and soon, the mecha kernel showed that the data was feasible, and Chu Qian turned on the mecha safe mode again, and then unlocked its limitations.
After the mecha recovered for a while, he said: "Thank you for the treatment, I feel that my body is much better, and I will definitely become the most powerful helper by your side, in order to make you live a better life!" ”
So Chu Qian took out his pocket, threw a pack of spicy strips outside, and let it catch it: "Then you can help me tear off the spicy strip packaging bag, it is a little leaky." ”
Mecha: "............"
Line 8.
I'm okay with that.
It carefully tore open the bag, then returned to the main control chamber, took the spicy strip at first alight, touched the mecha with a smile and praised it for its good work, and then began to eat the spicy strip.
I didn't eat two sticks when I heard the voice of the instructor outside and asked them to start training.
Chu Qian also clicked the button.
The mech was working quickly, and from the outside, it seemed to be very intense.
And yet in fact.
There was a lot of noise outside, but inside it was stable, more stable than on the ground.
The mecha is very strange, in its internal data collection cavity, the data is also going on normally, but it sees ...... Chu Qian was still eating spicy strips, this situation made it very puzzled, after all, it had never seen this kind of thing, and it was ......
"Master, aren't you training?"
"Am I not training?"
"But you're still sitting in a chair, eating spicy noodles very calmly, only I'm moving."
Chu Qian shook his head and said helplessly: "Do you know the massage chair?" ”
The mech shook his head.
"Your current identity is a massage chair, although you see that I am not moving, but in fact, I am moving, and everyone can see that I am moving, but I have made you more comfortable, it doesn't matter."
The mecha seems to understand whether it understands or not, and in its impression, everyone who is trained has to go through a situation of going up and down, but the situation that Chu Qian is so stable and can eat spicy noodles is unseen and unheard of.
And the massage chair ......
On the planet Moon, I've never heard of its name.
"What is the function of this massage chair?"
"It's about losing weight." Chu Qian said, "You really can lose weight while lying down, shake out the fat and shake out the meat, and you can also shake it while eating, a very healthy and comfortable weight loss method, you deserve it." ”
Mecha: "............ But our task is not to lose weight! ”
"You're wrong, your mission is to lose weight!"
"How?"
"Look at them shaking, what is the result of shaking?"
"It's very uncomfortable."
"What are the weight figures?"
"There has been improvement in all aspects, but only weight loss."
"Then you see, have I strengthened in all aspects now?"
The mecha was silent for a while: "It is indeed strengthened. ”
"Did I lose weight?"
Mecha: "............ It seems like yes. ”
"So are you losing weight?"
“………… Be. ”
"Is it a massage chair?"
“………… Be. ”
"Compared to other massage weight loss methods, is this better for me?"
“………… Be. ”
"Alright, let's just report it."
Mecha: "............"
Am I being fooled?
After a training session, the complexion of the others was not very good, even Su An was shaken to a pale face, a little disgusted, but Chu Qian's face was ruddy and shiny, as if he had secretly touched up his makeup on the mecha.
Then take a closer look to make up for a fart, she didn't wipe her mouth after eating this spicy strip, and the red oil rubbed up.
So the first action of the mecha was to find someone to borrow paper.
After rubbing the red oil, I immediately threw myself into the next training.
As soon as they got off the mecha, they were asked to immediately plunge into the battle with the robots, so that they could get used to having no rest time on the battlefield, and even if they were unwell, they had to force themselves to rush forward.
Everyone else was stumbling and struggling, and after a few fights, they were all caught on the ground by the robot.
The robot said "Great harvest, great harvest!" one by one! His eyes swept around the people's heads, only to find that there were two people missing, so they turned their heads around, and soon found Chu Qian and Su'an, and rushed towards the two of them.
Then, unsurprisingly, he was thrown to the ground.
The two quickly take out all the robots and rush to the next level.
Jump over the mountain.
The mountain is a rockery, a large iron plate, two meters eight high, smooth and reflective on the top with temperature, to them only run quickly jump over the iron plate, to the other side, whoever comes first can rest.
The others slowly caught up because the robot was defeated.
But when they saw such a high iron plate, their stomachs churned, and they just wanted to lean on the side of the iron plate and vomit well.
Chu Qian looked at the time and shouted, "Su'an!" ”
Su An also replied tacitly: "I'm here!" ”
Then, quickly and tacitly, one ran to the edge of the iron plate and squatted, the other stepped back a few meters, and suddenly accelerated and rushed over.
Su An swung his palm up, and pushed up with the force of Chu Qian, kicked on the iron plate with his first foot, and then hooked the edge of the iron plate with his backhand, and bent the other leg against the iron plate, and then pushed up the whole person.
Chu Qian just climbed on the iron plate, he quickly stretched out his hand, Su An immediately kicked on the iron plate, the upper body jumped up, the hand tightly held Chu Qian's hand, she lifted up, and then climbed over the iron plate steadily, the figures of the two quickly disappeared over the iron plate, and then heard two sounds of landing, the two fell to the ground together, and ran towards the finish line.
This competition still ended with the victory of Chu Qian and Su'an.
Only the shocked faces of the crowd remained.
Speaking of which, if it is an ordinary competition, others may not lose so much, but after the previous foot is still undergoing the training of the mecha, and then this kind of training, no matter who the body can't stand it, but Chu Qian and Su'an are accidents.
The two of them are like two monsters, they don't know what it means to be uncomfortable, and they don't know why there is the word uncomfortable, no matter how difficult the training is given to them, it seems that it is difficult for them, as long as it is not suicidal training, as long as it is human can do it, they can do it, even if it exceeds the limits of the body, it seems that it is not a problem for them.
Soon after, the names of Chu Qian and Su An quickly resounded throughout the entire Supreme Military Academy, and everyone was connected to the net one after another after Xu You'an and Xu Lu popularized their deeds outside, and after watching the whole process of the Yueliu Military Academy competition, they were even more thrown into their five bodies.
Soon after, the anonymous forums on the Internet poured into a large number of tree holes to speak, all of whom wanted to be the two monsters who slapped them in the face as soon as they entered the school.
The classmates here have already classified the two of them into the scope of monsters, but the two of them have not yet known about Chu Qian and Su'an.
Chu Qian felt that Su'an was particularly strange these days.
When they met, they no longer glared at themselves angrily as before, or looked at her with some tacit understanding but didn't speak, and they didn't assassinate themselves from time to time like before, so that she had no reason to turn Su'an into a cat and masturbate it well, and within a few days, her hands were extremely itchy.
Chu Qian stayed in the supermarket for a while, picked out some snacks casually, and waited at the door after paying the credits, and it didn't take long to see Su An walking to the door.
As soon as he walked to the door, he was stunned, and noticed that Chu Qian was next to him, and his chin turned slightly to this side, but as if he thought of something, he immediately turned his face back again, and then he didn't distinguish a look, and immediately walked forward.
Chu Qian: "............"
Hey, did I mess with him?
Otherwise, why doesn't the kitten stick to me?
Is it the seven-year itch?
But one person and one cat have been together for a hundred years, right...... The seven-year itch came too late.
Chu Qian secretly complained a few words in his heart, but his face showed that he was facing this matter squarely.
Obviously, it was absolutely impossible for Su An, who had a mission to assassinate her, to stop assassinating himself for ordinary reasons, and it must have been because something went wrong that caused him to temporarily stop his actions.
Thinking of the last time, Su An actually thought of copying the channel and leaving a message for the man named Buffel, and his eyes were a little more vigilant.
In fact, after that day, Chu Qian also specially installed a tracker on Buffel's side, which can track any of the other party's whereabouts, if the other party is online, where has she browsed, where she has left a message, and who she has seen on her homepage, she can see it, but there is still no movement in the past few days, and when Su An's strange performance appears, the other party has no action, which should rule out Buffel's suspicion.
But speaking of which, Chu Qian was curious about who transmitted the cognition full of knowledge to him when Su'an first showed something strange.
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