Chapter 15 Xiao Xia is a nymphomaniac
It's rare that the whole family is here, Xiao Xiawei happily lay on Xiao's mother's lap after breakfast, watching the latest update of the challenge show, while stuffing fruit into her mouth.
"Wow, that's amazing."
Xiao Xia sat up abruptly and clapped his hands in admiration at Deng Wenxin, a sophomore boy on TV who had just defeated an internationally renowned college student and won the eighth place.
Xiao's mother was almost frightened, "You kid, don't you be so excited to watch TV." ”
Xiao Xia pointed to the screen excitedly and said, "No, Mom, you see that boy is so good, he won, he's so handsome." ”
Nymphomaniac face, Xiao Xiawei turned to the boy Fan on TV!
Xiao Ran next to him suddenly had a black face, although he didn't usually have the habit of watching TV, but he wanted to know what kind of character Deng Wenxin was in Xiao Xiawei's mouth.
Xiao's mother smiled helplessly: "I saw it." ”
"Isn't it better than my brother, and he's also handsome, right?"
"No, I think the brother they can do can do it, in terms of appearance, my brother is more handsome." Regarding her son's IQ and appearance, Xiao's mother is still very confident.
Xiao Xiawei was frightened by Xiao's mother's self-confidence, "Mom, you don't think much of it, let me tell you, those people are amazing, you see the boy in blue, he is a Ph.D. student at an internationally renowned university, and the girl next to him, she is even more powerful, she graduated from the first university in our country, and is now a junior high school teacher, and they are only ranked fifth or sixth now, not to mention the first place, these people are all perverted, okay?" How could my brother be better than them? ”
Xiao Xia was talking energetically, but the show was suddenly cut by Xiao Ran.
"Brother, what are you doing, I haven't finished reading it yet."
"With your IQ, let's watch cartoons."
"No, you can cut it back for me quickly."
Seeing that he didn't react, Xiao Xia was slightly anxious, and was about to grab it, Xiao Ran threw the remote control over, then got up and walked out the door.
Xiao Xiawei took the remote control and quickly switched the show back.
"Ran'er, where are you going, Master Zeng will come over to measure the size later."
"No, I don't need to."
Xiao's mother had no choice but to let him go.
However, after Xiao Ran went out, he made a phone call and went directly to the direction of the TV station.
Xiao Xiawei didn't know Xiao Ran's whereabouts here, she just watched the show excitedly, and then quietly cooperated with Master Zeng, Xiao's mother didn't see her eyes well, so she had to force her to rest, but fortunately, she was quite obedient, and the swelling subsided after a day.
As soon as she arrived at school on Monday, Zhao Xiaoyan pulled Xiao Xiawei to talk about yesterday's show, and Zhao Xiaoyan, who had been saying that she only loved Xiao Ran alone, talked about Deng Wenxin's peach blossom eyes, "I really love him too much, super powerful, super handsome, super charming." ”
is indeed very powerful, indeed very handsome, but looking at Zhao Xiaoyan's obsessive appearance, Xiao Xia teased her slightly: "But Yan'er, your love is too unfocused, you like the new and hate the old." ”
When Zhao Xiaoyan heard this, she quickly explained: "Weiwei, is that different?" How can you mistake my love for your brother? I'm absolutely absolutely 100% sincere to your brother. ”
Xiao Xiawei really couldn't cry or laugh, just joking, she became serious, it seemed that her worship of her brother was hopeless. She continued to tease her again: "Okay, okay, then let me ask you, I, my brother, Peng Qi, Qin Zixiao, Deng Wenxin, 12345, how do you line up in your heart." ”
Find Xiaoyan to give her a tearless expression, and said pitifully: "Weiwei, how can you give me such an unsolved problem." ”
Xiao Xia pretended to be very disappointed and asked, "Is it difficult to answer?" Come to think of it, my place in your heart is in jeopardy. She mainly wanted to know Peng Qi's position in Zhao Xiaoyan's heart, because Peng Qi's sincerity to her best friend was absolutely 100%, but Xiaoyan had always been joking like an outsider.
I only heard Zhao Xiaoyan reply: "How come, I love you like my mother." ”
Xiao Xia almost didn't laugh out loud, and then continued to ask her: "Well, there is more." ”
Zhao Xiaoyan looked beautiful, and even her voice was much gentler, "I love your brother as much as I love myself." ”
Xiao Xia's hairs stood up slightly.
"Then Qin Zi Xiao Pengqi, and finally Deng Wenxin, are you satisfied with this answer."
Xiao Xia sighed heavily in her heart, alas, she felt heartache for someone for three seconds.
At this time, Peng Qi in the back said loudly: "Hey, are you in this queue by height and weight?" Why did you scribble me Peng Qi like this? At the very least, you have to describe how much you love me. ”
Xiao Xia almost laughed out loud, and couldn't help but worry a little about him in his heart: Peng Qi, Peng Qi, do you have to brush up on your sense of existence at this time?
Zhao Xiaoyan turned around, only to hear her smile and say, "Hehe, are you?" I'll think about it. ”
Peng Qi's voice was even louder, "Do you still want to think about this?" I love you as you love me, I love you as I love RMB, never too much, how smooth this is, but also think. ”
Well, he managed to win the applause and shouts of his classmates, Zhao Xiaoyan was annoyed, said "I love you a hammer", and then ran to the back to fight with him.
The whole class was so happy all of a sudden, and then all kinds of books flew around, Qin Zixiao took one book after another in order to protect Xiao Xiawei and threw them straight at Peng Qi.
Xiao Xiawei didn't know anything about this.
This morning is either a Chinese class or an English class, and the class teacher's class is always so serious and boring, the students are very quiet, in addition to listening carefully to the class is to take notes, some students really can't stand sleepy, their heads hang down heavily, and then wipe the corners of their mouths, continue to listen to the class. Zhao Xiaoyan belongs to the kind of student who becomes more and more sleepy the more she listens, she is yawning constantly, her mouth is closed one by one, Xiao Xiawei can't help but feel funny, and immediately drew her sleepy appearance on scratch paper. She often does this kind of thing, once Zhao Xiaoyan fell asleep in a self-study class, Xiao Xiawei also deliberately designed her to drool, it is okay to not paint it like it, but Xiao Xiawei also painted realistically, Zhao Xiaoyan thought it was true, she was angry and annoyed, grabbed Xiao Xiawei and beat it, and after it was over, she made up her mind, saying that she would never sleep in class in the future, Xiao Xia smiled and leaned back, but resolutely would not tell her the truth, and took a picture of the painting, threatening her when she was free, although the means were not so civilized, but it was quite effective.
Finally got to noon, Zhao Xiaoyan was already hungry, and as soon as the teacher left, she couldn't wait to pull Xiao Xiawei to the cafeteria.
"You said you weren't active in class, but you were quite active in eating." Xiao Xia quipped with a smile.
"Then you said that you are not active in eating, do you still have the strength to study hard?"
Well, I can't say anything about her.