325. The Divine Doctor has become a Divine Stick!
Uncle Yi's desperate eyes immediately surged with hope.
Doctor Zheng took out a box of needles from the drawer and said with a smile: "Your baby's allergic dermatitis is tricky, but if I, the orthodox heir of the Thirteen Needles, get a few stitches, and it will be cured immediately." ”
"Huh? My baby is not suffering from allergic dermatitis, but malignant lupus erythematosus. Uncle Yi hurriedly said.
Doctor Zheng's face twitched suddenly, but he still said without blushing and without a beat: "Malignant lupus erythematosus is also a type of allergic dermatitis!" Medical terminology is more general and profound! If you don't understand, don't just interject! ”
Uncle Yi hurriedly apologized.
Immediately, Doctor Zheng casually pressed the cigarette in his mouth on the sole of his shoe, and then took out the moxibustion needle in the needle box, and was about to prick Honghong's head!
Honghong hurriedly dodged in fright, and the old woman Chen on the side immediately stretched out her hand and pressed Honghong on the chair.
"Little girl! Don't be afraid! Doctor Zheng's injection doesn't hurt or itch! With a single exhale, you can be cured! Old Lady Chen coaxed.
Doctor Zheng also smiled, pinched his red face, and then turned his head to look at Uncle Yi, and said: "Big brother, although my acupuncture is powerful, the needle is eliminated, but the price is also extremely expensive, this ugly thing to tell you is ahead!" When it's time to check out, you'll have to be prepared! ”
"Huh? How much exactly? I am a poor household in the countryside, I don't have much money, and this Xiao'an brother lent it to me. Uncle Yi begged.
Doctor Zheng pursed his lips and carefully looked at Uncle Yi from head to toe.
"Okay, after all, I'm a miracle doctor who hangs the pot to help the world! Be merciful! I'll give you a 20% discount later! ”
Uncle Yi hurriedly bowed and thanked him.
Immediately, Doctor Zheng picked up the silver needle in his hand and stabbed it rudely towards the red little brain melon, that posture didn't look like acupuncture, but like a demon stabbing a villain!
Wang Xiaoan hurriedly stopped.
"Hey, Divine Doctor, at least you have sterilized the needle!"
Doctor Zheng's brows suddenly furrowed, and asked Wang Xiaoan not to worry about salty radishes.
"Stinky boy! I'm the doctor! I don't need you to teach me what to do! Doctor Zheng yelled at Wang Xiao'an with a pimply face.
"Oh? You're just calling yourself a doctor, aren't you? Do you have a medical license? Wang Xiaoan asked.
Doctor Zheng was immediately stuck.
"If you don't have a medical license, you treat people under the guise of a doctor, it's illegal to practice medicine, right? It's a crime, right? Wang Xiaoan looked at Doctor Zheng with blazing eyes.
Doctor Zheng gritted his teeth and looked at Wang Xiaoan and Lin Yao.
"This old lady Chen has a brain in water, right? These two young people look like the kind of college students who are very smart and knowledgeable! Didn't I ask her to just pick the kind of rustic old hat that looked uneducated? Doctor Zheng glared at Old Lady Chen rather dissatisfied.
But how could Doctor Zheng give up the money he was about to cheat, he immediately jumped to his feet and shouted: "I don't have a medical license...... So what! As long as I have the real ability to save people! The doctors who sit in the offices of big hospitals, with medical licenses and specialist titles, are not as good as me! I can cure the sick they can't cure! Otherwise, how could I have the audacity to call myself a miracle doctor? ”
And Uncle Yi, who was standing aside and rushed to the doctor, also hurriedly came over to persuade Wang Xiaoan.
"Doctor Zheng is right, Brother Xiao An, whether he is qualified to practice medicine or not, it still depends on the curative effect! As long as he can cure my family Honghong, then I will recognize him as a life-saving miracle doctor! ”
Wang Xiaoan looked at Uncle Yi's eager face and sighed helplessly.
Uncle Yi is desperate, for the sake of Honghong's life, it is understandable that he wants to try any opportunity.
But this Dr. Zheng is completely taking the patient's life as a child's play!
Not to mention that children who are three or four years old are not suitable for acupuncture treatment at all.
More importantly, how can acupuncture treat skin diseases?
Completely donkey's lips are not on the horse's mouth!
After exchanging glances with Lin Yao, Wang Xiao'an planned to demolish Doctor Zheng.
"This Divine Doctor Zheng, I don't think you even have the slightest medical knowledge at all! It's a pure liar pretending to be a doctor! If you know a little bit about lupus erythematosus, you should know that this condition is extremely tricky and not sloppy! Systemic treatment is needed! It can't be solved with a few stitches! Be a man with a conscience! If such a young child loses his life because you are not responsible for your deception! You're going to hell! ”
In the face of Wang Xiaoan's angry rebuke, an unfathomable smile appeared on Doctor Zheng's face.
"Boy, because you are too ignorant to know the breadth and profundity of Chinese medicine, skin diseases, not to mention acupuncture treatment, I can draw a talisman for this little girl, and she can cure her disease! Do you believe it or not? ”
"I don't believe it." Wang Xiaoan didn't give face at all.
Lin Yao also looked disdainful, this shameless liar, the divine doctor couldn't pretend anymore, and began to pretend to be a divine stick!
Uncle Yi also began to be suspicious, shaking his head and saying that the matter of drawing talismans is outrageous, what age is this! Peasants like him have abandoned superstition and only believe in science!
"I'm sorry, but I'm still ...... Return the money you just paid to me, I'm not sick here, let's go to another regular hospital. Uncle Yi hesitated.
Doctor Zheng can be regarded as a stone-shifter.
But the sheep are all in the tiger's mouth, how can he give up easily? hurriedly glanced at Old Lady Chen.