Chapter 56: Popsicle cures illness, and the iron kite makes its first flight

Looking at the crushed wine glass, Ling Chi's eyes narrowed: "Brother Wang, what do you mean?" ”

"I'm sorry, the foolish brother just had a little pain in his head and accidentally smashed the cup." The middle-aged man apologized again and again, and his attitude was very sincere.

"Headache!" Ling Chi nodded: "Junior brother, there is a special medicine for headaches, do you want to try it?" ”

"No need." The middle-aged man waved his hand: "Foolish brother, this is an old problem, it will be fine in a while." ”

"That's good." Ling Chi formed a claw with one hand, sucked the broken wine glass into his hand, and threw it into the trash can.

"Brother Ling is good at kung fu." The middle-aged people clapped their hands and applauded.

"The carving insect skill made Brother Wang smile." Ling Chi smiled, flipped his wrist in his left hand, and a new wine glass appeared in his hand: "Fortunately, the junior brother brought a spare wine glass with him, Brother Wang, please." ”

"Thank you, Brother Ling." The middle-aged man took a sip of wine and sighed: "Qingxuan, everyone is willing to give up their reputation, Brother Ling is really a blessing, and Brother Fool is really envious." ”

"Brother Wang doesn't have to be modest, although Brother Wang is a little older, he is handsome and talented, and he must be accompanied by beautiful women, but Brother Wang loves to walk around, I'm afraid he will live up to the affection of many beautiful women!" Ling Chi quipped.

The middle-aged man laughed dryly: "Brother Ling said that he was joking, the foolish brother is not so charming." There was a pause: "What does Brother Ling think?" Do you really want Qing Xuan and everyone to follow you namelessly? ”

"How can there be no name?" Ling Chi said: "Qing Xuan is my sister-in-law, so naturally we can see each other without hindrance on weekdays, and my wife will not doubt it." What's more, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, and a prostitute is not as good as stealing, so it's actually quite exciting to go on like this. ”

Smack-

The glass shattered again.

Ling Chi looked at him and said, "Brother Wang won't have another headache, right?" ”

"Hehehe." The middle-aged man smiled, and his smile was a little cold: "Brother Ling, I'm afraid he has already discovered my identity!" ”

"Brother Wang is really discerning." Ling Chi said with a smile: "With a character like Brother Wang, he must have an extraordinary background, but the younger brother has traveled all over the world and has not found the slightest news related to Brother Wang, which is a little weird. It just so happened that the younger brother knew a person named Lu Miaozi, who would make something called a human skin mask, and just by wearing a human skin mask, he would become another person. ”

"Lu Miaozi......" The middle-aged man sighed: "It's really a long-lost name, is he still alive?" ”

"It's dead." Ling Chi said: "After he died, Shang Xiuxun left Pegasus Ranch. ”

"I see." The middle-aged man suddenly realized: "No wonder. ”

"Brother Wang...... No, I should call you the Evil King. Ling Chi smiled slightly: "If it wasn't for the Evil King, how could he be so nervous about Qing Xuan." ”

"It looks like what you just said was lying to me." The middle-aged man, that is, the evil king Shi Zhixuan, shook his head: "Hunting geese all day long, and eventually being pecked by geese." I was careless. ”

"No, it's just because Qing Xuan and your stepmother are your weaknesses." Ling Chi said: "I know, because of the death of your stepmother, you are schizophrenic and have a dual personality, which makes you have the strength of a great grandmaster, but you have never had the realm of a great grandmaster. ”

Shi Zhixuan's eyes narrowed: "I didn't expect you to know me so well, I underestimated you." ”

"Where, doesn't the evil king also know that Qing Xuan is here with me!" Ling Chi smiled: "This news has been blocked by me, but it was still discovered by the evil king. ”

"Because Xiuxin's grave has your name on it." Shi Zhixuan said lightly.

"I see." Ling Chi suddenly said: "But Qing Xuan has been coming to Peach Blossom Island for two years, why did the evil king only come today?" ”

"I don't want to say more." Shi Zhixuan said lightly: "Let me ask you, what do you want Qing Xuan to do?" ”

"Naturally, let her live happily." Ling Chi smiled and said, "The evil king went to see Qing Xuan, and it should be seen that she is looking good now, and she really regards Peach Blossom Island as her home." ”

"......" Shi Zhixuan was silent for a moment, and said, "Those remarks you just deceived me about, I'm afraid you are also a little sincere, right?" ”

"Who knows!" Ling Chi picked up his wine glass: "What is the evil king's plan?" ”

"I only hope Qing Xuan is happy." Shi Zhixuan said: "So that I can go into hiding with peace of mind." ”

"Oh?" Ling Chi asked, "Doesn't the Evil King love to run around!" Why are you going to go into seclusion? ”

"I'm tired." Shi Zhixuan took a sip of wine and said, "The Holy Gate has also perished, I want to rest." ”

"I see." Ling Chi nodded and said, "How about living in seclusion on Peach Blossom Island?" ”

Shi Zhixuan glanced at him and shook his head: "Qing Xuan doesn't want to see me, and I don't want to worry about it." ”

"Then you want to go back to the secluded forest?" Ling Chi asked.

"Maybe!" Shi Zhixuan said lightly: "But you can't give Qing Xuan happiness, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

"I'm really not afraid of you." Ling Chi poured him a glass of wine: "With my strength, the shattered void is more than enough, and you ......" shook his head: "If schizophrenia can't be cured, this life will stop here." ”

"Looks like you know me really well." Shi Zhixuan looked at him: "Since you have the strength to shatter the void, why don't you go?" ”

"Is the Broken Void as comfortable with my current life?" Ling Chi asked rhetorically.

"......" Shi Zhixuan said coldly: "I have no ambitions!" ”

"My ambition is not for the evil king to understand." Ling Chi shook his head: "But for Qing Xuan's sake, I can help you cure schizophrenia, do you want to try?" ”

"What!?"

Shi Zhixuan looked at him in shock: "Really!?" ”

"Try it and you won't lose anything." Ling Chi smiled and said, "If it is cured, the evil king will also have the opportunity to impact the broken realm, why not?" ”

"Okay." Shi Zhixuan agreed.

"......" Ling Chi was slightly stunned and said, "I thought the evil king would hesitate for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be so decisive. ”

"As you said, if you fail, you don't lose, and if you succeed, I have a chance to break. If I don't agree to this kind of no-capital deal, then I'm really crazy. Shi Zhixuan said.

No, you're crazy. Normal people would not agree so happily.

Ling Chi didn't say this sentence and nodded: "Then from today until this day next year, the evil king will not leave Peach Blossom Island." ”

"A year?" Shi Zhixuan frowned.

"A year is already a short time." Ling Chi said, "Don't forget, Evil King, you have been schizophrenic for twenty years. ”

Shi Zhixuan groaned slightly and nodded: "Okay, that's a year." ”

Ling Chi smiled slightly: "The cost of treatment is not low. ”

"My daughter has been given to you, and you still want to ask me for treatment?" Shi Zhixuan frowned.

"How?" Ling Chi squinted at him: "I'll cure you of your illness, and you'll sell your daughter to me?" ”

Shi Zhixuan clenched his fists, his eyes widened, and his body was full of murderous aura.

"Don't do this, it's not good." The golden light flashed around Ling Chi's body, and the golden dragon loomed, full of domineering.

"......" Shi Zhixuan's heart trembled, and the murderous aura dissipated.

"I don't have any money." Shi Zhixuan said unhappily.

"It's okay if you don't have money." Ling Chi smiled and said, "Take out your martial arts and mental methods and everything, it should be enough for the treatment fee." ”

“……”

What can Shi Zhixuan do? The girls have given it, what's the use of him keeping these martial arts methods?

"You're such a bastard."

……

"Let's eat!" Ling Chi took out a popsicle: "Eat one every ten days in the future, and it should be about the same after a year." ”

Popsicles, which burst out of the two elders of Xuan Ming (The two elders of Xuan Ming: Didn't we withdraw from the stage of history?) ), once cured Ouyang Feng's madness, although he was finally killed by Ling Chi, but at least it proved that popsicles can indeed cure mental illness.

Ouyang Feng is completely insane and can be cured, while Shi Zhixuan is only schizophrenic and not completely insane, so he must be curable.

Shi Zhixuan tasted a popsicle, and immediately felt that his brain was cool, his thinking was clearer than ever, and his split mental state seemed to be gone.

"How does it feel?" Ling Chi asked.

"Good." Shi Zhixuan said: "The mind has become very clear, and there is no feeling of confusion and irritability. ”

"That's good." Ling Chi nodded and said, "Illness comes like a mountain, and illness goes like a thread." We'll see you in a year's time. ”

Shi Zhixuan nodded and said, "Prepare a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone for me." ”

"It's been ready for a long time." Ling Chi took out all the pen, ink, paper, and inkstones, and said, "You write slowly, and I will have someone bring you three meals a day in the future." ”

Shi Zhixuan nodded and began to write down his life's martial arts exercises.

Ling Chi exited the room and returned to the farm to continue assembling the iron kite.

In the second half of the night in the outside world, Ling Chi finally assembled the iron kite. But when I looked at the overall effect, I found that this iron kite was very ugly, and there was no beauty at all.

Ling Chi didn't care, anyway, it was just an experimental work, but Pu Heng, an old blacksmith who was very obsessed with 'beauty', couldn't stand it. He couldn't tolerate his work being so ugly, so he said, "Childe, please give the old man some time to polish it, and the old man will make this iron kite flawless." ”

"No need!" Ling Chi said: "I just want to see if it can fly, if it can't fly, what's the use of making it beautiful." ”

"That'...... Childe first test fly, if the flight is successful, the old decay will be polished. ”

Ling Chi smiled: "Okay! ”

After getting along for so many years, he already knew that Pu Heng was a perfectionist, and he was also a beautyist, but anything that was not good-looking would be classified as a waste series by him, and he would rather smash it than be used, which is probably what makes him stronger than Ou Yu. Ou Yu is 'almost', but he is striving for perfection to the point of being harsh.

I am afraid of being more serious about everything, and the more serious it is, the more perfect it will be.

Ling Chi jumped on the iron kite, in the part of the iron kite's body, there is a space for people to sit in, similar to the interior space of a car, only more rudimentary, there is not much operating system, there is only a wooden stick similar to a manual transmission, which is a control stick to control the flight and landing of the iron kite, and to control the speed and direction.

But in order for the iron kite to fly, it needs to be recharged.

Above the control rod, there is a groove, and inside the groove is a spirit stone, that is, the 'star' cut down from the top of the temple of the God of War, and it contains the smallest spirit stone, which only has two months of spiritual energy.

Now the iron kite is still in the experimental stage, and the spirit stone for two months is to test the flight distance. If a two-month-old spirit stone can support an iron kite to fly all day without embellishment, it would be quite ideal.

It's still unknown, but we'll know the effect after liftoff.

After the charge was completed, Ling Chi grabbed the control lever and pulled it up, and saw a strange energy appear under the iron kite, pushing the iron kite into the air.

"Wow! It's really flying! Qu Feiyan and others, who had been watching the excitement, exclaimed again and again, and then flew into the sky and chased after them.

"Brother Ling, how do you feel? Is it comfortable to fly? ”

"......" Ling Chi looked at these little girls flying around the iron kite, and said helplessly: "Don't mess around, go down." ”

"Hee-hee, then we'll go down." Several of the girls fell, but he vaguely heard a few of them talking.

"Obviously I can fly, and I still do this Rausch iron kite, it's really a fart to take off my pants - it's too much."

"......" are not angry, not angry, they are still children.

After the iron kite lifted into the air, Ling Chi controlled the direction and walked around the farm in a circle, but unfortunately this spirit stone could not display the consumption state, so he could only keep flying, so as to judge the flight distance and speed.

After about two hours of testing, Ling Chi basically mastered the various values of the iron kite. In terms of flight speed, ordinary flight can basically reach a speed of 500 kilometers per hour, and if it is the maximum speed, it can reach 800 kilometers, but when flying at a speed of 800 kilometers per hour, the iron kite will shake all over its body, obviously unable to withstand such a great pressure.

In the end, Ling Chi determined the maximum speed under a safe range - 680 kilometers per hour.

This speed is okay, basically twice the speed of high-speed rail, and there is no need to take a long detour in the air, which invisibly increases the speed of the iron kite.

Two hours later, he found that the spirit stone was still full of spiritual energy, and there was not much loss. So he began to speed up, turning round and round, and finally after twelve hours, the spiritual energy of this spirit stone was exhausted, and the iron kite fell from the sky.

"it!" Ling Chi hurriedly replaced the new spirit stone, and finally pulled the iron kite back into the air before it was about to crash.

"Whew, scare me." Ling Chi breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the spirit stone that had been exhausted of spiritual energy, and found that it was absorbing the spiritual energy from the outside world on its own, and at the current absorption rate, it would be able to fill the spiritual energy in about two months.

It is worthy of a spirit stone that has stored the aura for two months, and it also takes two months to refill the aura.

Landing the iron kite next to the blacksmith shop, Pu Heng asked, "Childe, how is this iron kite?" ”

"Not bad." Ling Chi nodded with a smile: "The speed is very fast, the maximum safe speed has reached six hundred and eighty kilometers per hour, and the two-month spirit stone can support the iron kite to fly at high speed for twelve hours, and the energy consumption is very low, I am very satisfied." ”

"It's good if Childe is satisfied." Pu Heng nodded and said, "It's going to be dawn outside, so let's go out first!" The old decay will polish this iron kite to be extremely beautiful. ”

The shape of this iron kite is like a sparrow, gray and not pulled, without any beauty, Ling Chi doesn't know what Pu Heng can polish this iron kite into? But with Pu Heng's perception of beauty, it is still worth looking forward to.

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