Chapter 111: Pure Meat Output Assassin
"Sort of." Lu Muge replied.
Lu Muge originally replied casually, but as soon as he turned his head, he met Xiaobai's slightly sad eyes.
"I'm sorry, Xiaobai."
Even a tiger has poop and hemp, how can Xiaobai not be sad after hearing it?
Xiaobai didn't say it, but Lu Muge understood.
"It's okay boss, I'm used to it." Of course, the smart Xiaobai also knew why Lu Muge said sorry to himself, "I envy Dabai, if only I were your youngest son." ”
Lu Muge hooked his lips, and rubbed Xiaobai's head with his hand itchingly.
"I want you to be my youngest son, too."
"Boss, your youngest son is my angel brother, I know, I will not take his place in your heart. As long as you can keep being my boss, I'm already satisfied. ”
"Hmm." Lu Muge blinked, "Your angel brother has a good brother like you, he is happy." ”
Lu Muge reluctantly withdrew his claws.
"What should I do, I'm suddenly a little hungry, I miss the little strawberries in my garden."
"I want to, too."
Xiaobai glanced at Da Bai, who was still licking his paws tirelessly.
"Otherwise, let's knock it out and run away."
Xiaobai shook his head, "Impossible, a sand sculpture told me before that an adult tiger weighs four hundred pounds, has a muscle content of nearly eighty percent, runs 100 meters in less than five seconds, has a palm power of nearly one ton, and has a bone density three times that of a human, can climb trees and swim, just like a pure meat output assassin wearing six crit suits plus six armor-piercing suits plus six defensive suits and six pairs of sprint shoes, even five adult men can't stun it, let alone the two of us." Dabai only listens to Mu Changqing's words now, we can't treat it as liver. ”
"Did you do your homework before you came?" Lu Muge exclaimed, Xiaobai is really only five years old, right? This is also too genius, "Did that sand sculpture say that the tiger and the lion fight, who can win?" ”
Xiaobai said: "Of course it's a tiger!" How could a soup man beat someone with a tattoo on his body? ”
"Poof!"
Lu Muge swore that if she was drinking water, she would definitely choke herself to death.
Is it a lion who burns his head?
Is it a tiger with a tattoo?
Not to mention, this metaphor is really quite vivid.
"Hahahahaha......" Lu Muge laughed out loud, hugged Xiaobai into his arms and hugged him tightly, rubbing his explosive head unscrupulously, "You are permed, Dabai is tattooed, hahahahaha." ”
"Boss, why do you like to mess with people's hair so much!"
Xiaobai said that he was unwilling, but strangely, he seemed to be a little happy in his heart.
At this time, Lei Ming hurriedly pulled the doctor into the yard, and as soon as he came in, he saw Lu Muge and Xiaobai sitting on the lawn and laughing, and a cold white tiger sitting opposite them.
Lei Ming was a little stunned.
Why does this picture look so warm?
He stopped in front of the two of them, "Madam, Young Master Xiaobai, why are you two sitting here and not going into the house?" ”
In the next second, Lu Muge and Xiaobai raised their heads almost synchronously and stuck out their tongues at Lei Ming, grimacing, and said, "Giggles, we don't bother to go in." ”
Lei Ming was stunned again.
Mrs. and Young Master Xiaobai are also ......, Mrs. and Mrs. are too similar!
It's like a mother and son.
No, no, no, how is this possible?
Young Master Xiaobai's biological mother is obviously ......, and his wife, her child is obviously ......
Delusion, this is absolutely delusional!