But Gu Qiqi is not a really uninformed person, and suddenly glanced at Xiao Ye: "I'm not happy to choose a day, I'm not happy to repair my hair after sacrificing to the gods, is it illegal?" ”

It is not a crime to break the law, but what if it is a crime?

Looking at Gu Qiqi's despicable face, Xiao Ye's face turned even redder: "But how can a woman in the world fix her hair like this?" ”

Gu Qiqi shook his face: "I'm willing, can't I?" ”

"Okay, okay...... Qiqi, you wait a while, my mother will go and burn incense for the god Niangniang and then repair it, okay? If you offend the god mother, the child born in the future will be bald. ”

Aunt Xiao was afraid that Gu Qiqi would be angry, so she immediately started a round......

Hair God Niangniang?

Hearing these words, Gu Qiqi's mouth twitched: I think it's almost the same as a nervous mother!

The children of the world will shave their fetal hair as soon as they are born, why don't people offend any gods?

Without waiting for Gu Qiqi to respond, Xiao Rui pressed the scissors: "Mother, hurry up and light incense, I'll fix her hair." ”

Aunt Xiao was too busy to respond: "Hey, hey...... Mother will go, it will be fine immediately. ”

I burned incense and told the sky.

Gu Ranqi said to Xiao Rui: "Cultivate more, it's more convenient." ”

"Where?"

Gu Qiqi compared his hand: "Half back." ”

"It's too short!"

Is the half back too short?

There, she had her hair cut short for twenty years!

If it weren't for the fact that she really couldn't, she would want to keep her ears up to her ears now......

"It's not short, it's getting colder and colder, and the hair is too long to freeze when you wash it, so it's decided."

Xiao Rui didn't listen to her, and her hair still grew three inches more.

Gu Qiqi glared at Xiao Rui hatefully: "After a while, my hair will be frozen, and I will use it to whip you." ”

Xiao Ruile is happy: This woman is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, as long as she doesn't violate her bottom line, she definitely only wants to be fast.

"Hurry up and wash it, I'll wipe it for you."

There is nothing to do, and there is no treachery or theft.

Gu Qiqi hated the violation just now, and her eyes were fat: "I don't know you so well, don't give me a trick." ”

Xiao Rui asked funny: "Are you familiar with going to the mountains to collect medicine for me?" It's a dangerous mountain. ”

Gu Qiqi snorted coldly: "Xiao Sanbao, you will be amorous, I didn't enter the mountain for you, don't be stinky!"

Not for him?

"Gu Qiqi, who are you going to the mountains for?"

"Does it have anything to do with you?"

"You're my daughter-in-law! You tell me? ”

Gu Qiqi deliberately pouted: "Nominally, don't take it seriously, remember our bet!"

"Remember a ghost, Qiqi, believe it or not, I'll do it for you now. Don't think I'm hurt, I still have this ability! ”

Men are all stinky and shameless things, and they are always proud of this kind of hooliganism.

Gu Qiqi, the old virgin of the third generation, blushed and glanced at Xiao Rui: "Unless you want to be a eunuch from now on!"

Let him be a eunuch?

Xiao Rui smiled lightly: "Qiqi, you are my daughter-in-law!" Don't say such things, if your father-in-law becomes a eunuch, then the person who has suffered and sinned all his life will still not be you?"

Gu Qiqi is bickering: "Why should I suffer and suffer criminals, I am just your nominal daughter-in-law, I can't do anything!" When you become a eunuch, you will go to the palace to accompany the emperor, and it will not be difficult for me to marry again! ”

Remarry?

This stinky girl, if you don't get angry with him, you won't be willing?

Xiao Rui was already so hard that she didn't care, her mouth was stiff, and her eyes narrowed: "Then what do you want?" Qiqi, I know you are wronged, I was wrong before, I used to marry the eight-person sedan chair again, okay?"