Chapter 9 Variables

In an alley next to the Watergate Building, Liao Yu looked at the row of homemade "bottles that can be lit" next to him, and he couldn't help but feel a little stunned. Especially knowing that these "lit bottles" were all processed by Deadpool himself, Liao Yu was always in a state of fear.

"Actually, you have a better choice, such as a S.H.I.E.L.D. portable single-man machine gun with hundreds of rounds per second, or an alien-specific hand cannon? I remember that I should still have one in my arsenal, well, I should, my arsenal is too far away to remember. "This morning, Deadpool was still talking about what Liao Yu asked for yesterday.

"Hey, be careful."

Liao Yu watched Deadpool unconcerned about dragging a bunch of "lit bottles" to the ground, his face changed, and he hurriedly squatted forward to catch the bag.

"I, I think that's right for me." Liao Yu held the "bottle that can be lit" with one hand, and waved his hand again and again with the other, "Has S.H.I.E.L.D. NOTIFIED you?" ”

"Of course, wait, you don't believe me, you don't believe the best mercenary in the world?" Deadpool looked at Liao Yu incredulously, his hands on his cheeks, and his mouth exaggerated in an O-shape. "You're insulting me, you have to know ......"

"Hehe, no, no, you must be thinking too much." It's no wonder, Liao Yu couldn't help but complain secretly in his heart, if you can be serious, you won't think that so many superheroes as Avengers and X-Men think you are unreliable.

As a modern person in the 22nd century, Liao Yu really wanted to carry a high-tech sniper to blow off the heads of those presidents thousands of kilometers away, and then handsomely put away the gun and got up, leaving everyone with a back full of reverie.

However, the cruel truth is that for an ordinary person like him who has not received systematic training, even if the pistol is held by a few tens of meters between the two sides, it is difficult for him to guarantee that he can hit these presidents 100%, not to mention some heavy weapons that weigh dozens of pounds at every turn, so it is more suitable for him to choose a range attack at the moment.

At this moment, Liao Yu looked at the time and found that it was half past eleven. Since there is no clear time for the attack in the comics, all Liao Yu can do is wait for the rabbit like this.

Of course, Liao Yu was not unprepared. Last night, before going to bed, he used the computer to frantically use troll tactics to provoke the Necronomic President on various websites and in various languages, interspersed with many references to the Watergate Building. As far back as he can remember, these presidents were able to get information from the Internet. On the other hand, Deadpool also constantly provoked these zombie presidents in the process of "recycling" them last night, inadvertently mixing in the words of Watergate during the process, and finally deliberately letting one of them go.

Anyway, Liao Yu and Deadpool are not official officials of the United States government, so they are not worried about causing more mass problems. What's more, one of the two doesn't care about being doxxed by netizens in this world at the moment, and the other doesn't care about the public's opinion of him at all.

Since Hantang gave a time limit of 7 days, it at least means that these presidents must take action in these seven days, otherwise if they are always hiding in the shadows like agent assassins, even if Liao Yu is left and right, the seven days will only be a countdown to death.

Fortunately, he inquired from Deadpool, and judging from the destruction trajectory of the zombie president, there were indeed signs of moving closer here, and it seemed that necromancy amplified the evil thoughts in their hearts and made it more difficult for them to calm down. Under the circumstance of the two phases, Liao Yu dared to have such confidence to wait patiently here.

Just when Liao Yu breathed a sigh of relief and felt that the zombie president might not arrive until the afternoon, a huge wind suddenly sounded in the air.

Here it comes!

Liao Yu immediately looked up and saw that a helicopter was cutting through the clouds and preparing to land in the middle of the street in front of the Watergate Building. Seeing that the bait was hooked, Liao Yu immediately turned around and ran to the planned location.

"These depraved people still let this filthy building stand in the middle of the city." Lincoln kicked open the helicopter door and jumped off.

"That's why we're here, we're going to correct their mistakes." Theodore Roosevelt picked up his shotgun and pushed Lincoln out of the helicopter.

"Strange, Ford, haven't they arrived yet!" President Nixon shouted out from his driver's seat, the sound of the helicopter almost drowning out his voice.

"I don't know, it's said that the roads are more crowded in those days, wait, they're coming." Lincoln pointed to the end of the street on the right, where the rest of the presidents appeared in cars.

"Alright, in that case, let's start ......" Before President Nixon could finish speaking, a sniper bullet pierced the glass in front of him and shot cleanly through his brain.

"Nixon!" No sooner had the two presidents turned their heads than they heard a loud bang on the other side of the street, and a grand explosion was appearing at the location of the car just now.

"Aha, I knew I had a talent for explosives, and the information Su gave me was really good, so I could complete this commission in advance." Deadpool jumped out of hiding and turned to face the two presidents on this side. "Alright, let's get this out of the way, I'll still be in time for teatime."

Just as Deadpool pretended to look at Lincoln and Roosevelt with a serious face, a majestic voice suddenly sounded from behind Deadpool.

"It's time to get this out of the way."

Deadpool spun around, then folded his hands at his sides, and watched the scene in front of him rather speechlessly.

Above the wreckage of the burning car, Hua Shengton floated in the air with a magic book in one hand and a yellow-green magic barrier with the other, protecting the rest of the presidents behind him.

"Well, I have to admit that the man who was able to build a country did have some superhuman skills." The moment Deadpool said this, without warning, he pulled out two handfuls of micro chong with both hands, aiming at Hua Shengton.

"It's a pity that you're outdated~"

However, hundreds of bullets caused countless ripples on the magic barrier, but they were never able to reach the bodies of the three presidents, and the bullet casings fell from outside the barrier like a curtain of rain.

Liao Yu, who was running, caught a glimpse of the current situation out of the corner of his eye, and at this moment, he had reached the bottom of the predetermined place by relying on the map he had memorized before.

"Fuck, Hua Shengton actually got that magic book, it's hard to do."

The situation in front of him was slightly beyond Liao Yu's expectations, he originally thought that only three presidents would remain in the battlefield after the first wave of attacks, but he didn't expect that because Hua Shengton got the key magic book that resurrected them in advance, not only did the final boss have a lot of strength, but also saved two presidents.

At the moment, this is just a part of the enemies in an ordinary magic incident, compared to the big incident caused by Thanos, Star Swallowing and others, S.H.I.E.L.D. will send a special agent team of Preston level at most, Liao Yu deduced that it is unlikely that the government will send reinforcements in a short period of time.

"Sure enough, it is better to believe in books than to have no books, and I don't know if the magician who resurrected them was killed or escaped. Luckily, I never thought of this place as a comic book world, so I was prepared for something else. ”

Liao Yu stabilized his mind and began to implement the follow-up plan.

"General Eisenhower!" Hua Shengton instructed the military-minded president beside him.

"I see, since they killed Nixon, I'm going to get some interest back for that old friend." Eisenhower replied with a loud voice, lifting his rifle and pointing it at Deadpool and starting to shoot.

Deadpool dodges all the bullets as he dodges them outward, throwing the empty bullets aside.

"Okay, okay, after this incident, I'm going to Hogwarts to learn some magic, it's cheating. Where did you get that book in your hand, Amazon free shipping? ”

"Damn the clown, face me up like a man." Eisenhower roared, he couldn't understand how the funny man in front of him could dodge all his bullets, he was physically better than all the soldiers he commanded.

"He'll leave it to you, and I found some despicable people hiding in the shadows." Hua Shengton looked aside with the magic book in his hand, and President Reagan had already rushed into the alley with a pistol.

Two seconds later, however, a precise blast sent him out, and Priest and his men emerged from across the street to set fire to Reagan.

"You idiots, you can't kill me like this." President Reagan let the bullets explode through his body, sending out puffs of disgusting pus, while he raised his pistol and shot through the arms and thighs of the three agents.

Hua Shengton suddenly flew to Reagan's right side, raised his finger and drew a semicircle, outlining a magic circle. And in the center of this magic circle, a slender bullet was frantically competing with the magical power in it, and dazzling sparks and shattered magical elements burst out at the same time in this small area.

"Be careful, this is what they are going to kill us, it seems that there are many things in this era that we don't know enough about."

Immediately, Hua Shengton's hands were facing each other, and the magic book was suspended between his hands. As an intricate incantation came out of his mouth, a ripple suddenly appeared in the air, and in the shaking the ripple parted to the sides, revealing the positions of the two snipers in the two buildings.

Informed by this, Theodore Roosevelt turned and rushed to a nearby building, but the counterattack of the opposing sniper was dodged by his dexterity.

"Hey, that's not going to work." Deadpool, who was hiding behind a car, saw this and got up and drew his twin knives to stop Theodore Roosevelt.

Unfortunately, President Lincoln rushed at Deadpool at the same time as Theodore Roosevelt left, and a sideways hook hit Deadpool in the abdomen.

"Gross!" Blood flowed from under Deadpool's mask in an instant. "Also...... Good thing my mask is red. ”

Deadpool pressed his hands to Lincoln's arms, and the whole person rose into the air. In mid-air, he tried to pull back his twin knives with both hands, but Eisenhower's strafing forced him to turn around and dodge first. Once he hit the ground, Lincoln seized the opportunity to turn around and kick him in the waist, forcing Deadpool to lose his balance.

At this time, Eisenhower finally seized the opportunity, half-crouched and hit Deadpool in the back with a rifle, beating Deadpool's back to the ground, and through this striking and terrifying wound, you can even see Deadpool's internal organs from behind.

"Damn, don't get shot in the kidneys. You know, a man can't live without kidneys. Even so, Deadpool is still blasting the eardrums of the two zombie presidents like a sonic weapon. He tried to keep his balance with his hands, but a quick punch from Lincoln broke his efforts.

"Call for support! Which of you can fucking bring that damn wizard here, maybe he has a way to deal with that magic book in Hua Shengton's hand, we can't deal with that magic book. On the other side, Preston yelled at the communicator in his hand as he flew away and kicked away his subordinates, and a large piece of flesh was scraped off his thigh by the bullet.

"Agent Preston, we need you to hold on a little longer, that wizard seems to have been hidden by Hua Shengton in some way, we have sent someone to Doctor Strange's residence, he should have a way to deal with this magic." The man on the walkie-talkie was very calm.

"Hell." Preston threw the walkie-talkie back into the car with a snap, and gestured to the subordinates behind him, and immediately two silver-white metal pipes fell into the alley from the windows of the floors on both sides of the alley.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents on the other side of the barrier took the opportunity to quickly heal their colleagues, Preston looked at the subordinates around him who had suffered heavy losses, and then looked at the Hua Shengton who was about to float in the air like a wizard in front of him, and was in a dilemma for a while.