Chapter 12 Eat more if it's delicious
Chapter 12: If it's delicious, eat more
"Hey, boss, I want to collect the water from your store, can you sell it?"
It was more than 9 o'clock in the night, but it was the busiest time of the day on the restaurant street, Zhang Yi finally parked the car, found a relatively large restaurant nearby, and found the boss to collect people's water.
The boss in his fifties pulled down his reading glasses, first looked behind Zhang Yi, stared at the eyes of the luxury car, and then looked at Zhang Yi's handsome face, smiled awkwardly and said: "Young man, now the whole country is not allowed to sell water, don't come to me, sell it to you If you let the competent authorities know, you will punish me ruthlessly." ”
Zhang Yi took out a cigarette and handed it to the boss, and whispered: "That's right, I contracted a barren mountain, planted an orchard, caught some chickens and a few pigs, and prepared to raise them free-range." Listen to the old generation, free-range pork is fragrant, but it is best to feed some water often, this pig can stick to the fat, you see? ”
The boss lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and after thinking for a few seconds, nodded and motioned for Zhang Yi to follow him.
The two of them turned a few corners and came to the small alley outside the back door of the hotel, and before they went out, Zhang Yi was almost retreated by a strange smell.
Seeing him like this, the boss relaxed, smiled and said: "Don't you want to collect the water, I'd rather give you money and quickly pull it away for me, this thing is okay in winter, this summer and autumn, the smell is really unbearable, and it even affects my business." ”
Zhang Yi covered his nose and whispered, "Don't want money?" Can I just find a car and just pull it away? ”
The boss sighed and nodded: "Don't want money, if you can really digest it all, and don't just mess around, I can also help you lead other shops on this street, and give you money, provided that you don't cheat us, don't let the people from the relevant departments catch us and confess us, then we'll be finished." ”
"You don't have to worry about this, I raise pigs to eat at home, and I don't sell them, it doesn't matter, so in this case, I'll go back and get a pickup truck first, and then buy a few big barrels, and I'll pick it up in person after 12 o'clock tonight, leave a phone call?"
In this way, Zhang Yi got the first hotel to drain water, and his cultivation plan was launched.
What the? Cultivation plan? Pooling water, does he really want to raise pigs?
Raising a woolen pig, he is going to do experiments. No. 34 said that as long as it is eaten by people and has not been contaminated by various radiation, it can be made into liquid or solid food through the food decomposer, and the nutrition is balanced and the taste is good.
If he wants to develop his own power in the alien planet, and if he wants to repair the ship as soon as possible, he must have resources. But right now, his bank card is locked, in fact, even if there is no lock, the eighteen thousand in his pocket will not last for a few days, so he made up his mind to try the road of water from the beginning. The most important thing is that he was cheated by someone so miserably, and he is still paying off the bank debt.
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Ten minutes later, Gao Yuntao, who rushed to the scene, was still scolding Qiu Mingyue, and the scolding was quite ugly.
Originally, he and Zhang had a certain plan that Zhang Yi would make things difficult for others, and even let Gao Yuntao come out in the end, perform a double reed with him, and make two GAY looks, which made Qiu Mingyue so disgusted that she gave up.
didn't expect that there was no need for the two of them to be disgusting, but in turn, Qiu Mingyue made the two of them disgusting. In the end, Zhang Yi also found a nonsensical reason, saying that he pointed to the wrong car, what kind of bad excuse is this, you are just going to slap people in the face, you really can't see it.
"Okay, don't scold, why hasn't the pickup truck you borrowed yet arrived, I'll use the big warehouse behind your Xixiaoshan tonight, don't follow, I'll store something, and someone will come and pull it away as soon as it's dawn." I'll get you something to eat tomorrow morning, do you understand? ”
As soon as he heard that there was something delicious, Gao Yuntao patted his stomach and said excitedly: "I'm just angry tonight, I'm full of gas, you said that I will be made to eat tomorrow morning, but you have to talk about it." If you can't get it, I'll dismantle your broken motorcycle, the pickup truck will arrive within 10 minutes, and my dad will use the mine to pull the parts, and I can lend it to you for two days, if you want to use it for a long time, I'll buy one and send it to you. ”
waved his hand and sent the fat man away directly, this thing is also nervous enough, or he believes in Zhang Yi too much, so he really left without looking back. Zhang Yi walked around the warehouse of hundreds of square meters several times, walked around the house and outside, made sure that there was no camera or anything, and after sending away the pickup truck driver, he flashed to the garbage star.
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"Boss, these are the things we got, some of them are exchanged for nutrient blocks, and some of them are turned out nearby, what do you think?" No. 34 greeted him with an excited grin.
Zhang Yi looked at the pile of objects he didn't know at all, and said with a smile: "Pick a small food decomposer, get me two, put them in my captain's room, you continue to collect supplies, and I will come out to get you some food in 4 hours, and then you can taste how that thing tastes, give me a score, and I can make adjustments." ”
Soon, two food decomposition machines the size of car wash vacuum cleaners were pushed into Zhang Yi's captain's room, these two things were much better than the one used before No. 34, at least they were not damaged, Zhang Yi easily learned the basic ways to use them, put them into his own subspace, and after returning to Earth, he drove directly to the hotel that had been negotiated before.
The shopkeeper took the two little guys, standing at the back door and was looking forward to it, for fear that Zhang Yi would fool them, when they saw a dirty pickup truck coming from a distance, the two little guys almost used the fastest speed to move three buckets of water to help Zhang Yi get into the car, in order to prevent the smell from spreading and attracting unnecessary attention, they even used plastic film to wrap those large barrels several layers before they were relieved. Although he didn't ask for Zhang Yi's money, he left the three new big blue plastic buckets he bought.
Probably out of the intention of showing favor to Zhang Yi, the hotel owner took out two boxes of Yuxi and handed them to Zhang Yi, and said earnestly: "Xiao Zhang, be careful, try not to take the main road, it will be troublesome to meet the car check, and when we do it a few more times and get acquainted, I will introduce other bosses to you." ”
"Okay, relax, I'm leaving."
The road was safe and sound, Zhang Yi arrived at the old warehouse at about half past twelve in the morning, he tried to move the water down alone, but he was embarrassed, this thing weighed at least 200 pounds in a bucket, not to mention that there were three buckets here, it was not something that a small physique like him could move.
"Your sister, if you can't move, I'll decompose it here, I want to see if this thing can decompose food."
Even if the owner of the restaurant had a conscience, one of the big buckets left a big water scoop that was so dirty that he couldn't see it, so he first released a decomposer on the back bucket of the pickup truck, pinched his nose, and scooped a full scoop of water tremblingly, and poured it into the semicircular feeding port of the food decomposer.
"Di~Buzz~Humm~" In about ten seconds, a white smoke rose, and the decomposition machine completed the decomposition of this scoop of water, and Zhang Yi was taken aback.
Because of this white smoke, the taste is not disgusting, on the contrary, it is a little fragrant, it is a kind of fragrance similar to stir-fry and barbecue, if you don't like to eat big oil and water, you may feel a little tired, but Zhang Yi feels that this taste is good, which makes people smell quite appetizing.
Eight pieces of yellow-brown solid food soon appeared in the discharge box, as well as half a cup of yellow liquid, somewhat like some kind of oil.
Because his hands were covered with disgusting water residue, Zhang Yi couldn't reach out to take these things and smell them, so he could only pat the food decomposer, and directly teleported back to the alien planet, and called No. 34, and said while washing his hands: "How about finding three people to come over and taste these things, and also, I saw you drink the liquid decomposed by the food decomposition machine that day, what is this, what is the difference between liquid food and solid food?" ”
"Boss, in fact, we prefer liquid food, because compared to solid food, liquid food contains more nutrients, which is considered an extract, and it tastes better, hey, this thing tastes very good."
Zhang Yi washed his hands, and No. 34 had already picked up a piece and took a bite, which made him not even have a chance to stop, and he could only smile wryly on his face in embarrassment.
"Hey, chief, what did you call us for?" Three of his shrewd-looking subordinates limped from a distance and asked flatteringly as they stood behind No. 34.
No. 34 pointed to the food decomposer next to Zhang Yi and said: "The boss sees that you work hard, reward you, taste it one by one, talk about your feelings, say your true feelings, don't pat yourself." ”
The three of them are called a thousand thanks, and the highest etiquette of the garbage star is not to kneel and kowtow, otherwise these three buddies would really kneel.
After thanking him, one of the three cherished and cherished one of them pinched a warm nutrient block, took a small bite, and instantly nodded excitedly: "It's delicious, it's really delicious, it's very fragrant, I've never eaten such a delicious nutrient block, and it's salty, you must know that salt is difficult to do now, boss, you are too powerful, and your magic power is vast." ”
These three guys still slapped the sycophants in the end, and the kung fu is really not covered, Zhang Yi was dizzy in minutes, and finally let them stop, Zhang Yiyi said: "Since you like to eat this thing, then I will go back and make it for you according to this recipe, let the people below work hard for me, and I will come back in two and a half hours to pay my salary, ten yuan per person first, and ten yuan per person every day in the future, do you understand?" ”
Now, it's going to make them so excited, ten nutrient cubes, oh my God, boss, don't you really understand what this thing is going on, or you don't know how good this thing you make.
Ignoring the horror in their eyes, Zhang Yi drove everyone out, closed the door, and returned to Earth, since they could eat the food decomposed by the water, and they liked it quite a bit, then the attempt could be regarded as a success.
Next, Zhang Yi is ready to use another disintegrator to make a bold attempt.
"Green onions, ginger, garlic, salt, sugar, monosodium glutamate, peanut oil, flour, peanuts, sesame seeds, well, what can be decomposed by throwing these things in, whatever, anyway, the mallet will definitely like to eat, try it first."
The ghost knows what he went through this night, so he went to the wholesale vegetable vendor in the early morning to buy some ingredients and break down some nutrient blocks for Gao Yuntao. Brush the bucket, wash the car, make nutrient blocks, and finally everything is done, it is already four o'clock in the morning.
Early in the morning, Zhang Yi was sleeping on the steering wheel of the pickup truck, but was woken up by a rapid knocking sound, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the fat man's big face was anxiously sticking to the car window.
"Why are you not sleeping with me?" Zhang Yi rolled down the window and said displeasedly.
"Do you talk like a fart, where's my breakfast, you said you got me something delicious this morning, where did you go?" Gao Yuntao roared with a stiff neck.
Zhang Yi glanced at him, took a newspaper wrapped object from the passenger seat and handed it to Gao Yuntao: "New recipes, new processes, all things made from the usual ingredients at home, how about you try it?" ”
Gao Yuntao opened the newspaper group suspiciously, and saw that there were more than 20 strange wafer-sized pieces neatly stacked inside, which were exuding a rich aroma. It's a fragrance mixed with peanut leaves, sesame seeds, oil, etc., and it's not annoying.
Without Zhang Yi's instructions, Gao Yuntao pinched a piece of nutrition with bright eyes and stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, and then said in a loud voice: "It's delicious, it's really delicious." ”
Zhang Yi grinned: "If it's delicious, you can eat more, I'll sleep first, toss until late last night, don't disturb my sweet dreams, let me sleep for two hours and wake me up, and then let's see if we can do this thing's business." ”