Chapter 295: I Treat You as a Brother, But You Treat Me as a Husband
Some people don't like to talk, but occasionally saying a sentence or two can make you laugh for a long time.
As if he had heard a big joke, Cao Siren laughed heartily, couldn't close his mouth, and even burst out one or two tears.
Cao Siren: "Yu Shi, I treat you as a brother, but I didn't expect you to treat me as a husband." ”
Yu Shi: "You don't want to talk nonsense!" ”
Cao Siren: "How can I talk nonsense, since ancient times, only when the husband dies, the daughter-in-law helps take care of the husband's family." ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "You are still the same, stabbing you for a sentence or two, and you will get angry!" ”
Yu Shi: "That's not your bad mouth!" ”
Cao Siren: "Do I have a bad mouth?" How did I not know? Could it be that you, brother, kissed me while I didn't know? ”
Yu most: "Say that you have a bad mouth, and they all lift you up, and you are still as cheap as ever!" ”
Cao Siren: "Hey, brother, don't change the subject, you really, kissed?" ”
Yu most: "Get out!" ”
Cao Siren: "Oh, brother, your face is red, is it really guessed by me?" ”
Yu Shi: "Hmph, how popular it is, you know better than me." ”
Yes, Cao Siren knows very well that Yu has a small problem, that is, when he is angry, his face will be very red, just like a woman is shy, he thinks, it is very cute, so he later developed it, and he was angry with him from time to time, so that he didn't see him for many years, and now he misses it very much, just now, he was cheap, and he was careless, which made his good brother angry, but some people deliberately pretended to have amnesia.
Cao Siren: "Brother, we haven't seen each other for almost five or six years, how can I know, I have forgotten." ”
Forget, it is impossible to forget, that is, the mouth is hard, and the series is not recognized to death.
Yu Shi: "Cao Siren, I'm not here to catch up with you, I'm here to arrest you." ”
Cao Siren: "I know you're here to arrest me, and besides, I'm happy to let my little daughter-in-law arrest me." ”
Yu most: "I won't let you go." ”
Cao Siren: "I know, after all, you are a good policeman. ”
Yu Shi: "Then you, just tie your hands." ”
Cao Siren: "Will I be shot if I commit a crime?" ”
Yu Zhi: "No. ”
Cao Siren: "That means you're going to go to jail?" ”
Yu most: "I can't sit for long. ”
Cao Siren: "You can't sit for long, how long?" One year, ten years, twenty years, or fifty years? ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "When the time comes, if I am lucky enough to come out, I will be seventy or eighty!" ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "Are you married?" ”
Yu Shi: "No. ”
Cao Siren: "Then when I come out, you won't have children and grandchildren, and I'm just a lonely person, so lonely and empty." ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "Have you seen the Shawshank Redemption?" ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "I almost forgot, at the beginning, I was still holding you and accompanying me to watch this drama." ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "Do you remember, later, when it was about to end, there was an old man who was finally released, and as a result, he couldn't integrate into this society, and because of his age, he couldn't even do the most basic work, and then, where did he come from in the hotel, he was old and had a bad memory, anyway, in the end, he committed suicide with a belt, or something, hanging beams." ”
Yu most: "You come out, I will help you." ”
Cao Siren: "In other words, you want to be like the male protagonist redeemed by Shawshank, helping the one who was later released from prison to see hope in life." ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "But, I don't want to. ”
Yu Shi: "Why? ”
Cao Siren: "I don't want to, I see you marrying a wife and having children, full of children and grandchildren, happy and happy, and I am like a bad old man, relieved by you, miserable and miserable." ”
Yu most: "I can, not get married." ”
Cao Siren: "It's a joke, if you don't get married, your aunt will take a broom and beat me directly, saying, I've taken you bad again!" ”
Yu most: "I can make my own decisions about my own life." ”
Cao Siren: "You want to be a policeman, and it's your own choice?" ”
Yu Shi: "Yes. ”
Cao Siren: "It's a pity, it's a pity that the second generation of the rich is obviously rich, and the huge company at home is not in business, not to mention the work that suffers from it, and the salary is still low, what are you trying to do, are you stupid." ”
Yu Shi: "You said that people must have pursuits, and my pursuit is that there are no bad people in the world." ”
Cao Siren: "Your pursuit, yes, even if you die of old age, the bad guys will not die, are you stupid, you can't be a little lofty, for example, earn it 100 million first." ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "Youya, that's it, stab two sentences, don't speak, you're in a bad mood, don't speak, don't know what to say, don't say, you're not afraid to shut your mouth." ”
Yu most: "Ah Ren, I'll accompany you, go to the police station, and turn yourself in!" ”
Cao Siren: "Surrender? I will never turn myself in for the rest of my life......"
If Ru really surrendered himself could solve the problem, he would not stand on the rooftop and be pointed at gunpoint by his good brother.
Yu most: "Ah Ren, you can't escape now!" ”
Cao Siren: "I didn't think about running away again. ”
Yu Shi: "Since you didn't run away, then why didn't you follow me back to the police station?" ”
Cao Siren: "There are some things that you little kid don't understand. ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "Ah Ji, today's weather is so good!" ”
Yu most: "......"
Cao Siren: "It is suitable for playing ball in the playground and attracting the attention of beautiful women." ”
This is what the two of them loved to do when they were young, but unfortunately, their ball skills were too poor, not only did they not attract the attention of beautiful women, but they were also ridiculed by a group of buddies.
Yu most: "Ah Ren, when is it, still say this." ”
As if remembering the past, he was also a little moved.
Cao Siren: "At this time, if you don't say it, I'm afraid, I won't have a chance to say it again." ”
He took a deep breath of the cigarette, and the firelight swept quickly, and in an instant, the cigarette in his hand went by two-thirds.
Yu most: "What is no chance, you are still young, in the future, there will be a lot of time to say." ”
Yes, as long as Cao Siren follows him back to be tried by the law, according to the crime, the crime is not death, at most, life imprisonment, as long as he behaves well in prison, it will also become a fixed-term imprisonment, and then the sentence will be commuted, at that time, there will be a chance, there must be a chance, it really doesn't work, he can go to the prison to see him, isn't it?
Cao Siren: "Ah Ji, you know, I like it, like a bird, flying freely in the sky." ”
Yu Shi: "But, Ah Ren, you are not a bird, you are a human." ”
Cao Siren: "Yes, I'm a human, not a bird, but, Ah Ji, although I'm not a bird, I still want to fly freely once." ”
Yu Shi: "Ah Ren, what do you want to do?" ”
Cao Siren: "Don't be nervous, I don't want to do anything, I promise you, I won't run away, and I will never run again." ”
For a moment, Cao Siren saw that his good brother was nervous about himself, he had a little soft-heartedness, if he could, he was willing to go to prison, and he was willing to wait for Yu Shi's promise to him, but unfortunately, he was also afraid, afraid that he would never see him, so he was strangled to death in the cradle by him.
Auntie is right, Yu was originally a good child, because of my appearance, his life has changed dramatically, since this is the case, I will end all this bad fate.
At this moment, the door of the rooftop was opened, and Cao Siren suddenly took out a gun and pointed it at the people who rushed in.
"Bang-"