In the end, because there were no clothes suitable for Mao Xiaobai, everyone was not fortunate enough to see Mao Xiaobai's women's clothing boss, so everyone's eyes turned to Yu Shi.

Xia Xiaoyu: "Brother Yu, satisfy our curiosity, let's talk about Mao Xiaobai's appearance in women's clothes." ”

Yu most: "I'd rather be blind than see him look like a women's clothing boss." ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "Yu Shi, among several of us, only you have seen the appearance of Mao Xiaobai's women's clothing boss, so if you don't say it, you have to say it, otherwise!" ”

As soon as Yu thought of that scene, he couldn't help but feel nauseous and wanted to vomit, he suppressed the power of the desolation in his heart, and then replied, "Don't ask, I want to vomit!" ”

Xia Xiaoyu and Yu Jiaojiao looked at each other for a moment, and then said with a clear heart.

Xia Xiaoyu: "Could it be? ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "Yes! ”

Mao Xiaobai: "What the hell are you two fighting!" ”

Immediately, Xia Xiaoyu and Yu Jiaojiao said in unison, "It's so ugly!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Hey, hey, who is a woman pretending to be a man, ahhh, a man pretending to be a woman, so ugly, let me tell you, my man is pretending to be a woman, and it is definitely more beautiful than the two sisters you are here!" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "I don't believe it, Jiaojiao, do you believe it?" ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "No picture and no truth, I don't believe it!" ”

Xiao Nannan: "I don't believe it either!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "I'm so angry, you don't believe it one by one, let me tell you, I'm a woman dressed as a man, ahhhhhh ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "This group of men is undoubtedly blind, the identification is complete!" ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "I agree with what the little daughter-in-law said!" ”

Xiao Nannan: "I agree with what Mr. Xia said!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "They are not blind, don't believe it, you ask uncle!" ”

Three pairs of eyes looked at Yu Shi in unison, as if asking, really?

Yu hoped that the group of men would be blind and deaf, and in that case, no one would know that he had been in love with a man. Unable to stand the fact that so many people were being watched like zoo monkeys, he nodded and replied with difficulty, "Not blind! ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "That's strange, it's not blind, actually, flirting with a woman pretending to be a man, ahh ”

Yu Jiaojiao sat up, carefully looked Mao Xiaobai up and down, and almost wanted to pull it out cleanly, as a guinea pig studied, and finally came to the conclusion, "Look closely, ugly, rough, ugly, can see him, it is undoubtedly ugly." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "There is also this possibility. ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Sister paper, they are not ugly, they are ......"

Speaking of which, he thought about it carefully, the one who took the lead seemed to be a little bit obscene, and his brother was also muscular, that is to say, the two sisters guessed correctly.

Suddenly, his heart ached, his liver hurt, and his kidneys hurt......

Caught in the darkness of life!

It turns out that he is dressed as a man, ahh I especially want to wear women's clothes again, slap them in the face, woo.

Seeing that Mao Xiaobai was halfway through speaking, he stopped talking, and suddenly had an answer in his heart, but he was not sure, so he asked curiously, "Xiaobai, is it possible, we guessed it!" ”

In this situation, you don't need to ask to know the answer, Yu Jiaojiao said directly, "It's all silent, it must have been guessed!" ”

After the gossip was over, there was no exciting news, Xiao Nannan continued to close his eyes and recuperate, and said two words lazily, "Boring!" ”

Although he didn't speak, Yu Shi's heart was entangled.

Actually, Mao Xiaobai dressed as a man, ahh

Even, on the way back, he kept thinking, if Mao Xiaobai is really a woman, it would be fine, he really likes Mao Xiaobai's appearance as a man, ahh

What's more, I want to continue to see him in women's clothes, this is not a disease, this is the sequelae left by years of singleness, everything looks like a beauty.

Seeing a dark cloud above Mao Xiaobai's head, he was fantasizing about his appearance in women's clothes, and in the end, he still spoke.

Yu Zhi: "It's beautiful! ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Nani? ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "Shennong? ”

Xiao Nannan: "Huh? ”

Hearing someone speak for him, Mao Xiaobai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help himself with excitement.

Mao Xiaobai: "You heard it, it's very beautiful, stupid mortal, how can you understand, the beauty of my grandfather, or Brother Yu is my favorite!" ”

Yu most: "Vomit ......"

Hearing his favorite, Yu finally couldn't help it and vomited, which reminded him again that he was actually talking to a man in public, no matter how many times he thought about it, he felt disgusting and wanted to vomit, the kind that couldn't be cured.

Mao Xiaobai: "Brother Yu, thank you for helping me speak, if you don't vomit, I'll give you 10,000 pocket money." ”

Hearing that he didn't vomit, he actually had money, Yu Shi's eyes were like a scorching sun, looking at Mao Xiaobai at the moment, he also felt pleasing to the eye, as for those disgusting love words, go to the side, he stretched out his hand and begged directly, "I'm fine, don't vomit, please give money!" ”！

Mao Xiaobai: "Okay, no problem, add a friend, I'll transfer it to you!" ”

Yu Shi took out the QR code in his arms and handed it to Mao Xiaobai, "Gold owner, you don't need to add friends, you can pay by scanning, it's simple and convenient." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Yes, 10,000, I'll transfer it to you!" ”

Yu most: "It has arrived, thank you!" ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "I said, Yu Shi, is it worth selling your personality for 10,000 pocket money?" ”

Yu most: "When you experience the days of being down-and-out on the streets, grabbing dens with dogs, and grabbing buns with dogs, you will understand that life is king, personality is a fart, as long as he gives me another 10,000, I can call him dad!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Son, call Dad, I'll give you another 10,000." ”

Yu most: "Dad, give money!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Son, Dad transferred another 10,000 yuan to you." ”

Yu Shi: "Thank you, Dad, another 10,000!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "My son's father transferred 10,000 yuan to you again!" ”

……

Repeating like this, Mao Xiaobai seemed to have transferred hundreds of thousands of dollars to Yu.

Xia Xiaoyu: "Jiaojiao, do you think that Mao Xiaobai is the most routine of Yu!" ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "I think so, if you keep shouting like this, Mao Xiaobai will definitely be shouted bankrupt." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Shall we remind him?" ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "No, when Mao Xiaobai has no money, when the time comes, sell himself and repay the debt." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Does Jiaojiao have any good ideas?" ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "Women's clothing boss, live broadcast, a very good profit!" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "High, really high!" ”

Yu Jiaojiao: "Then let's sit and wait, Mao Xiaobai will go bankrupt!" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Yes! ”

Xiao Nannan: "......"

Mao Xiaobai: "Digging grass, my bank card is frozen!" ”

Yu Shi: "No, I haven't saved enough 10 million, how can this be?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "I'm going to text a message, I'll take a look." ”

Yu most: "What content! ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Our bank found that Mr. Mao frequently transferred money to the same account at the same time, which was suspected of fraud, and now it is treated as fraud, and the other party's account has also been frozen......

Yu most: "Damn, my account was frozen!" ”