Chapter 29: Revisiting
yes, it's time to settle my problems.
Seriously, I've had a lot of violations all along, and if I were to be serious, I'd have been put in a hell's prison by the inspectors. Fortunately, it has always been the Emperor Xudu who has been holding me up. His tolerance can even be said to be cover-up, which makes me feel a little ashamed when I think about it sometimes.
Now, he has already explained in advance that he can't deal with zombies, and that he will definitely punish me if I act without permission, so I can't escape this time no matter what.
Originally, I was mentally prepared, no matter what Emperor Xudu did with me, it didn't matter if I was sent to hell to be tortured. But when it comes to the end, I still can't help but feel a little weak. To hell, such a horrible thing......
However, what I dealt with this time was not a real zombie, but an artificial creation by Chen Zhenxue, so it wasn't a real violation of the rules, right?
So...... The penalty shouldn't be too severe, right?
"How are you going to punish me?" I looked at Emperor Xudu and asked anxiously.
I think the best punishment is to dismiss me, remove me from my position as a human judge, and let me be an ordinary person again. If that's the case, I'd rather have Emperor Xudu take back everything I have now, and I'd rather go back and find an ordinary job and become an ordinary coder again.
If that's the case, I'm afraid I'll jump up for joy. This kind of punishment is simply a great reward.
Of course, it would be better if Emperor Xudu didn't take back all my things, but kept a little bit, hehe.
However, Emperor Xudu did not answer me immediately, but looked around, as if looking for something.
"What are you looking for?" I asked.
Emperor Xudu still didn't speak, and suddenly beckoned to the distance, and saw the corpse of a brother in camouflage uniform who fell to the ground in the distance, slowly floating towards this side.
- not coming, but floating, as if there was a shadowless figure carrying him from behind.
This brother was killed by the bullet when the zombie bounced off his body, and there is a single hole in the heart.
The corpse floated to the Emperor and stood still, its head bowed, but it did not fall.
Emperor Xudu smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to borrow your body to use it today." ”
Of course, the corpse can't say no.
Emperor Xudu turned around and stepped back into the corpse, merging with the corpse.
A second later, the corpse looked up, spun around twice, kicked and punched, and jumped up and down twice.
"It's better to have a body again." Emperor Xudu said with a smile.
"What do you mean by that? What the hell do you want to punish me? I asked again.
If Emperor Xudu wants to take me back to hell to be tortured, he probably won't find someone to possess me, right? What does he mean by doing these things?
I'm so confused.
Emperor Xudu still didn't answer my words directly, but said to me with a smile: "You'll know when the time comes, now, you just need to follow me." ”
As he spoke, Emperor Xudu looked around, turned and walked over to my Cadillac.
I had no choice but to put the Muramasa Demon Knife into the Qiankun bag, and followed Emperor Xudu over.
When I got close to the car, I naturally walked to the driver's cab.
Unexpectedly, Emperor Xudu stopped me and said with a smile: "No, you sit over there, I'll drive." ”
"You know how to drive?" I was a little surprised and said, "Why haven't I heard of it?" ”
Emperor Xudu smiled and said, "There are many things you haven't heard of. As the Emperor of Xudu, I also need to keep pace with the times. Cars are a very common thing nowadays, how many people don't have a driver's license? And how many people can't drive? If I don't even know this, then what's the embarrassment? You say, don't you? ”
I didn't speak, turned around and walked to the co-pilot, feeling that the Emperor was getting more and more incomprehensible.
Hearing him say this, Emperor Xudu himself not only knows how to drive, but also has a driver's license. In other words, he learned to drive in a driving school. In other words, Emperor Xudu has an identity in the world. Otherwise, how could he possibly go to a driving school to learn to drive? How is it possible to get a driver's license? However, none of these things have been said to me.
After getting into the car, Emperor Xudu fastened his seat belt, started the car, released the brakes, and drove the car out. All the movements are not only presentable, but also very skillful. That action should not just be a novice who got a driver's license, at least he has been driving for a while. It's only been a few months since I learned to drive, and I don't know how to do it as well as he is.
I was suspicious, and I wanted to ask Emperor Xudu when he learned to drive, but after thinking about it, if he wanted to tell me, he must have told me a long time ago. If he doesn't want to tell me, it's useless for me to ask, and it's not interesting to me.
So, when the words came to my lips, I swallowed them back.
Well, I've already gotten out anyway, and he said to go with him, so let him take me wherever he wants.
I closed my eyes, leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, lifted my feet up, and set myself up on the platform in front of me.
I think it's a very comfortable position.
I haven't had a good night's sleep for a few days, and I really want to get a good night's sleep.
However, Emperor Xudu didn't seem to want me to sleep comfortably: "Hey, you virtue...... Are you the boss, or am I the boss? ”
I didn't bother to open my eyes, and said lazily: "I'm going to die anyway, it doesn't matter who the boss is." ”
"How do you know I want you dead?" Emperor Xudu said again.
I tugged at the corners of my mouth and smiled: "Since I'm not even afraid of death, then I don't have to worry about anything else, right?" Anyway, it's fine, you can wake me up when you get to the place. ”
Emperor Xudu sighed and said, "Little knife, how long have we known each other?" ”
I felt sleepy, and said lazily: "If you want to say anything, just say it, don't say so much useless." ”
Emperor Xudu said: "Speaking of you, it's quite good for you to be a friend, gentle, atmospheric, and without a shelf, and it's very comfortable to get along with you; But if you are a comrade-in-arms and a partner, you are really not qualified. Why? Because you don't seem to be self-motivated, and you lack a little initiative in doing things. When you encounter something, no matter how difficult it is, you can certainly come up with a way to solve it; But when things don't happen, you don't take the initiative. It gives people the feeling that as long as you can get by, you will not take the initiative to change the status quo. Am I right? ”
I have to say that what Emperor Xudu said is indeed the truth, but it doesn't sound so comfortable. I said angrily: "Then do you want to grasp the dismissal and find a new human judge?" Then hurry up. ”
Emperor Xudu said, "What do you say? Do you think human judges are so easy to find? I've been looking for thousands of years, and that's just you. What's more, although you lack some initiative, you still complete your tasks relatively well, and you can be regarded as a competent human judge. ”
So, is he going to let me continue to kill this human judge? In that case, you don't have to die this time?
I still haven't opened my eyes, but I'm relieved. But it's even more strange, where is Emperor Xudu taking me? What are you going to do?
Emperor Xudu stopped talking, so I won't ask. Like he said, when it comes to it, I will know.
I fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know how long it took, but I suddenly felt the car keep shaking and jumping, as if I had left the city and drove into the mountains where the road conditions were very bad.
The car shook so badly that I had to take my feet off the platform and sit down properly.
Outside, it is indeed in the wilderness, only to see the barren grass and rocks, and no one or car can see it.
I suddenly felt that this place was a little familiar, as if I had been here before, but I couldn't remember it for a while.
It wasn't until I saw a large open space in front of me, a cliff next to the clearing, and a big hole in the cliff, that I remembered this place.