Volume 1 The Beginning of Everything Chapter 5 The First Battle
Deadpool's appearance awakens Liao Yu to part of the events in the comics, and when the superheroes are unable to show up, Deadpool is hired by S.H.I.E.L.D., and eventually Deadpool successfully solves the incident after Doctor Strange helps his katana apply the enchantment of the necromancy spell.
Looking at Deadpool in front of him in a red and black masked uniform, Liao Yu's mood was very complicated, on the one hand, he felt that it was a good thing to meet the protagonist of this incident early, on the other hand, he didn't expect to meet Deadpool for the first time passively entering the world, a tragic character who left a deep impression on his heart.
Deadpool, formerly known as Wade Wilson, was a former soldier, but later left his lover and family due to a number of cancers, participated in the military's Plan X to seek treatment, and finally used Wolverine's self-healing factor to combine with cancer cells to get a new life, and also started his own tragedy.
"You clown in red leotards, what right do you have to stop me, great Kennedy!" Kennedy clenched his long knife in both hands, pressed the weight of his upper body against Deadpool, and cried out in a low voice.
"That's what every one of your presidents says, and that's what Franklin D. Roosevelt said when I met me at noon today. My history is not very good, which of you will die first. His light-speed wheelchair looks a lot cooler than yours, and at least I think I could trade his wheelchair for a Hogwarts magic broomstick. β
Still smiling, Deadpool took the JFK slash with his hand, while his left foot was raised high and bent at the knee, slamming into JFK's abdomen at lightning speed.
Kennedy's abdomen immediately became a large concave, and he almost let go of the long knife. He clutched his belly and stepped back to distance himself from Deadpool, but his mouth was still unflinching: "How can Roosevelt be on a par with me, his New Deal is nothing more than a child's thing in my eyes." β
"Okay, okay, you're right. I didn't expect Kennedy's dark side to be arrogant, I thought it was belligerent. β
Deadpool kept babbling in his mouth, but there was no pause under his feet, and his body dodged Kennedy's sweep at an extremely strange angle, and slashed between Kennedy's waist and abdomen with a knife in both hands.
"Originally, I thought it would be novel enough to team up with Thor today to kill a Godzilla, but I didn't expect to see you dead presidents. By the way, before I send you back to where you belong, can you tell me who assassinated you? In this way, I can post on Twitter or Instagram and make headlines directly, and I should be charged a lot more for tasks in the future. Well, don't worry, I'll put President Kennedy's name on the label, the green version. β
"Shut up, you clown, is Millican now reduced to having people like you defend your country!"
Kennedy was obviously the first time he had met Deadpool with such an unbeatable chatterbox, and he was so angry that he made mistakes again and again, and the forearms of his hands were cut out of the wounds.
Liao Yu in the distance is secretly assessing the combat power of both sides, in terms of fighting skills, as one of Marvel's top fighting masters, the mercenary Deadpool has a completely crushing advantage, but with Deadpool's cynical personality, he often does not play his due strength.
But for now, it seems that it is only a matter of time before Deadpool solves JFK. But Deadpool's tuberculosis is a real headache, and I kind of sympathize with Kennedy. After Liao Yu weighed the pros and cons, he decided to lurk close to the battlefield and solve one with the help of external forces first.
However, as soon as Liao Yu raised his foot, he found that within his line of sight, a large tree in the distance was suddenly dyed a dark green color representing necromancy.
"It's really hilarious."
I have to say that the novice ability given by Hantang is really useful, from this point of view, Liao Yu feels that the other party's purpose at least will not be simply to kill himself.
Liao Yu quickly glanced left and right, estimated the distance between their positions, and then slightly adjusted the direction of his sneaking.
"Damn, maybe this necromancy works better than my self-healing factor? In that case, shouldn't I be able to use the best self-healing factor in the world, should I let my Death Treasure give me one? β
At this time, Deadpool had already used his katana to cut several wounds on Kennedy's body, but under the necromantic light on Kennedy's body, all the wounds were squirming and healing rapidly. The bullets that S.H.I.E.L.D. agents fired into Kennedy's body were squeezed out of his rotting body one by one, and the bleeding pus soaked his shirt, and the whole process seemed so eerie and eerie.
However, all the combatants present were experienced veterans, and no one panicked because of this. With Deadpool in front of Kennedy, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in the back row still maintained the frequency of their attacks, accurately sending every bullet into the magically tainted president.
"This is not the way to go, we must find a way to solve him in our own way before receiving support from other mysterious forces." A stout black female agent frowned at the battle in front of her.
She quickly made a decision in her mind, turning to the agent next to her and shouting, "Quick, you guys go and get the improved flamethrower out of the combat vehicle." That's the latest product Stark Tech has to offer, and it might be useful to these old immortals. β
The ordered agent quickly ran towards the car, while the black female commander turned her head to continue to pay attention to the scorching situation while surveying the surrounding area, hoping that no civilians would intervene.
It's a pity that life is never short of accidents, and for those who yearn for peace, the frequency of accidents in this world is obviously too high. As several screams came from behind her, the black female commander lowered her face and quickly drew her gun and turned to the rear.
"You despicable and shameless guys, have you lost the courage to confront the enemy after my death?"
A slightly bowed zombie president roared out from behind the tree, his hands blasting out a dark green magical light that tore the chariot in half.
"I'm sorry, we were about to go head-to-head with your companion, but unfortunately you destroyed our weapons first."
The black female commander sneered in her heart, but the movements of her hands did not stop for a moment, and she commanded her subordinates to immediately counterattack, pouring all the bullets in her hands on the zombie president.
"Hey, President Truman. I'm sorry, but I'm working with President Kennedy on an in-depth investigation into the assassination, can you wait a little longer, I'll wait, oh! β
Deadpool turned around and shouted at President Truman behind him, and Kennedy took the opportunity to stab Deadpool in the abdomen.
"Damn, I didn't expect Kennedy to be such an impolite president, didn't your mother tell you not to interrupt people."
Deadpool lifted his kick and sent Kennedy several meters away. Just as he was about to pull out the long knife that had pierced his abdomen with both hands, a shout was heard not far away.
"I think so, too, so I think we need to teach him a good part about etiquette."
Deadpool turned his head to see a sturdy man with a beautiful face and a sturdy man holding a water hose in a fire hydrant in both hands aimed at President Kennedy. Without giving Kennedy a chance to get up from the ground, he turned on the fire hydrant switch on the side. In an instant, a thick column of water slammed into Kennedy, pushing his roar back to his throat.
"Well done, great firefighter!"
Deadpool quickly drew the knife without stopping his mouth, and the wound in his abdomen healed completely in the blink of an eye as the knife was drawn.
"Let's help Kennedy do a water ballet together...... Alas, where are you going. β
The man quickly threw down the hose and threw a bundle of wires, then pointed to the wires and then to Kennedy, who was about to stand up.
Deadpool roughly understood the man's intentions and turned to the black female commander and shouted, "Hey, Preston, hold on a little longer." Of course, if you really can't hold on, it's better to run for your life, this is not suitable for people who don't have self-healing factors. β
The female commander rolled over to avoid the bombed police car, and yelled at Deadpool angrily: "Deadpool, if you have extra strength, quickly deal with that old man, and then come over and let Truman lie down." β
"Okay, okay, mercenary Deadpool has always been about efficiency. Dear Mr. Kennedy, I hope you don't mind if I tie you up, rest assured, I don't have that kind of fetish, I'm here to save the world. β
However, in the brief gap between Deadpool's back cannon, Kennedy seized the opportunity to throw the long knife at the man's back, trying to stop him.
The man who suddenly appeared was naturally Liao Yu, who had been observing for a long time, and it was not very difficult for him to understand the structure inside the electrical box. While searching for the electrical box, he found a fire hydrant not far away. In order to improve the success rate of the plan, Liao Yu took the water pipe with him.
For the first time to participate in the battle in the supernatural realm, Liao Yu was naturally extremely cautious, giving full play to the tactics of one blow and leaving, and the final tactical implementation was also handed over to Deadpool, who had a self-healing factor.
However, he didn't expect that even so, Kennedy would be able to seize the opportunity to fight back. At this time, he had no time to complain about Deadpool's unreliability, and after catching a glimpse of Kennedy's movements, Liao Yu suddenly accelerated again, grabbed a telephone pole on the side of the street with both hands, and used the telephone pole as the axis, and threw himself up in the air with both arms.
The long knife with the necromantic light slashed a few centimeters from the back of Liao Yu's neck, and Liao Yu could even feel the cold necromantic light licking his skin.
Under the action of huge inertia, Liao Yu's legs hit the ground heavily, and he turned around the telephone pole for half a circle before stopping.
Liao Yu didn't have time to delay, he immediately turned over and pressed on the ground to stabilize his body, and rushed to the electric box on the side with his legs.
On the other side, Deadpool seized the opportunity, grabbed the wire on the ground, and rushed at Kennedy, allowing the other party to break his ribs with a heavy punch during the impact, and wrap the two of them together with a backhand wire.
Seeing that Deadpool had wrapped the wire around Kennedy, Liao Yu hesitated for two seconds, and finally gritted his teeth and turned on the switch that he had just turned off. The high-voltage electricity instantly scorched Deadpool and Kennedy into charcoal at the same time, and with a dazzling flash of light, the green light representing necromantic magic finally dispersed from Kennedy's body.
"Nope! You villain, how dare you, as a civilian, hurt a noble president. β
Liao Yu, who had been prepared for a long time, pulled down the electric switch, and at the same time, he took a sideways step and hid behind the phone booth that he had taken a fancy to in advance, allowing the phone booth to withstand the magic beam of Truman's revenge.
From the initial location of the water jet, to the location of the electrical box that launched the attack, and the phone booth to dodge at the end, the distance between the three and the time required had already been carefully calculated in Liao Yu's mind. With the help of modern equipment when practicing martial arts, Liao Yu knows his body data well.
With a roar, the red phone booth turned into a puddle of gelatinous mixture.
Looking at the phone booth that was easily dissolved, Liao Yu was still a little frightened at the moment, even though he was mentally prepared.
"Hey, let that young man go, look here."
Truman turned his head at the sound of the voice, and was greeted by a blaze that filled his entire line of sight!
"Ahhh
"Taste this, it's the wrath of my dead colleague." Priest had just run to find the flamethrower that was still intact in the wreckage of the abandoned car, and secretly shortened the distance between her and Truman to an effective attack distance when Liao Yu attracted Truman.
"You're going to ...... for it"
"Shut up, so shit."
Liao Yu saw that Truman's necromantic light began to weaken, and even a sprint rushed towards Truman. He had tried to use soul piercing when dealing with Kennedy before, but he was reminded by the flame seal that the distance was greater than 100 meters and could not be used, and now in order to seize the opportunity to completely kill Truman, Liao Yu had to take a risk.
As soon as Truman's right hand was raised, a sharp pain suddenly sounded in his mind, and he was in a trance in front of him. Liao Yu took the opportunity to slide sideways to the water pipe that was thrown on the ground before, half-squatted on the ground, twisted the water pipe again and aimed it at the right side of Truman's body to continue spraying.
Thick columns of water and raging flames intertwined with Truman's body, and a large amount of water vapor scorched the zombie president's body, and countless disgusting pustules quickly bulged and exploded on his rotting body.
However, none of this completely killed him, and he was still trying to manipulate the necromantic light to ward off the water jets and flames!
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However, the sudden appearance of a long knife from Truman's chest completely ended the president's second life.
As the green magical light around him gradually dissipated, Truman's eyes slowly returned to clarity.
"This ...... I'm ...... Done...... What the! β
"Well, it's nothing, it's just a nightmare." Burned, Deadpool slowly pulled out the katana in Truman's body, and as the necromantic light completely dissipated, President Truman's body finally slammed into the soft ground of the cemetery, returning to where he should be.