Chapter 290: Pigs, Cows, Dogs, and Sheep Screenwriters

The dilapidated faΓ§ade, the crumbling signboard, it reads, a neat line of words, a time-honored brand, Zhang San Malatang.

Thinking that he had come to the wrong place, he seemed to be a little unable to believe his eyes, Mao Xiaobai repeatedly confirmed to Xia Xiaoyu, "I said, sister paper, this is what you said, super super expensive store?" ”

This shop, it seems, is not bad, even if it is super super expensive, it is only a hundred yuan, how can it be compared with those high-end restaurants, so he thinks that it must be his sister who brought him to the wrong place, and finally waited until he lost the bet, she must have to slaughter him well, it can't be this small broken shop.

For Mao Xiaobai's surprise, Xia Xiaoyu didn't think so, but replied as a matter of course, "That's right, it's his family, let me tell you, his family is spicy and hot, the thief is delicious, it's super super expensive, after eating it, it may take twenty or thirty oceans, usually, I am reluctant to come to eat, it's all during the New Year's Festival, so I came here once." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Sister paper, you say this, you don't want to save me money, right?" I'm telling you, I'm rich, and we can go to the most luxurious western restaurants as much as we want. ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Save money, it doesn't exist, this is what I have always wanted to eat, and I am reluctant to eat, but today, I actually won a bet with you, how can I do it, eat enough." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Sister paper, I'll tell you the truth, you are spicy, you have eaten enough, three people, at most hundreds, as you said, eat me, and there is a distance around the earth." ”

Hearing him say this, she couldn't help it, and directly gave him a big look.

Xia Xiaoyu: "I said, brother, you're afraid that you're not a fool, if you say that you will eat down, you will really eat you, you have so much money, and I don't have such a big stomach." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Sister paper, I'm not worth it for you, after all, you are the first sister paper to let my brother and me invite you to dinner, so it's a pity to say goodbye and waste like this." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Second fool, go, my sister will show you what the charm of food is, don't open your mouth and close your mouth to mention money, hurt your feelings." ”

Mao Xiaobai reluctantly followed Xia Xiaoyu into Zhang San's spicy hot shop, how to say, it looks tattered on the outside, and the inside is no exception, the only thing that is better is that the hygiene is good, at least, he didn't touch his hands full of grease stains or anything like that.

Xia Xiaoyu: "What's the matter, the boss cleaned it very cleanly, not as bad as you imagined." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Indeed. ”

Cao Siren: "Mr. Xia, Mr. Mao, have you listened to me?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "I'm listening." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Go on." ”

Cao Siren: "The screenwriter called Pig or Niu screenwriter, it's so hateful, I actually said at the end that I was too tender, is he blind, I am so manly, I beat him on the street, I actually said that I am tender, and I can't be humiliated if I can be killed......"

Xia Xiaoyu: "This big fool, why did you come to eat with us?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Because you said to eat, he came." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Oh, I see, fortunately you have a treat today, otherwise, I really can't afford to invite this big (stupid) god (forced) to dinner." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "No, I only promised, invite you to dinner, his, I don't care." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "At that moment, when he checks out by himself, will he be like thunder?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "That's good." ”

It's a pity, because of the screenwriter's sentence, you are too tender, so Cao Siren has been lingering, and in addition to being angry, he didn't listen to it at all, the two of them whispered, like a nervous disorder, and pulled one person and asked, am I tender? Then, another person asked, "Do you want me?" This product, which was stimulated to be a big fool, is undoubtedly confirmed.

Xia Xiaoyu: "Mao Xiaobai, do you think what the screenwriter said is reliable?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Whether it's reliable or not, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that this big fool has become an actor, and I will use his head as a stool for him to sit on." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Mao Xiaobai, leave three points behind when you speak, otherwise, you will slap yourself in the face later." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "I hope that on the day of the slap in the face, in that way, he will become popular all over the country, and our company will become popular because of this." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "Yes, but, I think the chances of you being slapped in the face are slim, after all, just like him, the actor, I can't believe it." ”

Whether it's an audition or the way it looks now, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a mental hospital running out.

Cao Siren: "This screenwriter surnamed Dog is too much! ”

Seeing that he was still talking to himself, Xia Xiaoyu and Mao Xiaobai continued to chat privately.

Xia Xiaoyu: "I remember, that screenwriter is not surnamed Dog!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "I remember, that screenwriter is not surnamed Zhu, let alone Niu!" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "This guy, for other screenwriters, changed his surname to N." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Sister paper, didn't you find it?" The surnames given to people by this guy are all related to domestic animals. ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "That is to say......"

Mao Xiaobai: "Change your tricks, scold people, what about livestock!" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "This trick! ”

Mao Xiaobai: "High! ”

Cao Siren: "I said, you two have been chattering, have you listened to me?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "I'm listening! ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Go on!" ”

Cao Siren: "You two, don't you make a statement?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "It's a good thing, it's a second, it's a croak." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Well done, dry for seconds, dry quack." ”

Cao Siren: "You two, it's too perfunctory, aren't you?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "What do you want us to say?" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Yes, what do you want us to say?" ”

Cao Siren: "Two bosses, I am an artist under the name of your company, and I am openly insulted, so I don't have a point to express it?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "You deserve it!" ”

Mao Xiaobai: "There must be a cause and effect, your retribution is him!" ”

Cao Siren: "Hey, hey, you two bosses, what's the situation, is it possible, you are in a group with that sheep screenwriter?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "During the audition, you deliberately played badly, and you knew the result." ”

Mao Xiaobai: "Yes, we haven't settled accounts with you about the two failed auditions, according to the contract we signed, if you don't receive the notice, then we have the right to pursue losses and liquidated damages." ”

Cao Siren: "Boss, this matter has nothing to do with me, I am a conscientious acting, I am one of those interviewers who audit, blind, I don't know good horses, I can't help it." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "It seems that I still have a sense of understanding people, there is a problem, so, you directly terminate the contract with the company and compensate me for mental damages, it's okay, it's not much, you are arrested, interrogated, investigated, and you have to pay millions of dollars, but for the sake of us all being so familiar, give me a nine-percent discount, what do you think?" ”

Cao Siren: "Boss, don't hide it, I like to be an actor and experience all kinds of life, so let's not terminate the contract, besides, talk about money and hurt feelings." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "It's also, talking about money hurts feelings, since you like to be an actor, you can not terminate the contract, but looking at your performance today, it seems that you like this kind of Qiong Yao drama very much, so, in the future, we will pick this kind of game for you, you see, okay?" ”

Cao Siren: "Boss, I was wrong! ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "What's wrong?" ”

Cao Siren: "You should audition well, don't make your own decisions because you hate the male duo, secretly sabotage, and deliberately smash up." ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "It's our problem, before taking these three resources, I didn't communicate with you in detail, causing such a misunderstanding, Mao Xiaobai, you are the president of the company, and you are also responsible for this matter." ”