Chapter 341: Warm the Bed

The bamboo half-demon Xiaolu was a little dazed: [Partner? I don't want to be a big goblin's partner, the big goblin is so powerful, how can I be worthy of you? I just want to warm your bed. It is already the greatest honor for me to be able to warm the bed of the big goblin......]

It said it with sincerity.

Isn't it, isn't this kind of thing just talking, and there are really goblins who pursue this all their lives?

Hua Ni was a little "flattered": "Little Green, you ...... Such a pursuit? ”

Aren't fairy dreams all about immortality?

Even if it's not, hedonizing the world, a leisurely life is also a pursuit, how can there be a goblin who wants to wait for the future to transform into a warm bed for her?

The half-demon Xiaolu said with a serious face: [No, big goblin, this is a very important thing, and it is worth following for my life. 】

Hua Ni suddenly didn't know what to say: "Do you want to change your life goal?" For example, growth is not old. ”

The half-demon little green blinked his eyes: [Even the big goblin can't live forever, I think I'm too weak to do it.] Rather than chasing something that I would never have been able to do on my own, I thought it would be better for me to keep my feet on the ground. 】

Hua Ni said with a smile: "Do you think that the goal of warming my bed is easier to achieve?" ”

[Hmm.] The half-demon Xiao Lu nodded, shook his head again and said, [Immortality is too difficult, few goblins have been able to do it for thousands of years, like a big wave of sand. And I don't know what I'm going to do with immortality, I want to warm the bed of the big goblin, and it doesn't matter if I live or not. There are so many goblins in the yard, and many of them want to warm the bed of the big goblins, and I still have quite a lot of competitors. If I were immortal, they wouldn't have a chance, or they wouldn't have given me that chance at all. But if I only have a few decades to live, it's different. They will feel that I will only accompany the big goblins for a few decades at most, they have opportunities, and I will have less pressure and less competitiveness......]

Balabala, to put it bluntly, as long as you don't want to live forever, the goblins after transformation will only live for a few decades, and other goblins can afford to wait, and they won't put it in their eyes as a competitor, so it will have a better chance of warming the bed for the big goblin.

"Don't you think it's better to live forever? That way you can stay with me all the time. After saying that, Hua Ni wanted to pat her mouth.

Stupid, isn't this a promise to give the other party a chance?

Sure enough, as soon as the words fell, the eyes of the half-demon Xiaolu lit up: [Big goblin, did you promise me? 】

"Uh......" Hua Ni just wanted to refuse, but saw the other party jumping happily.

[The big goblin promised me, the big goblin promised me, the big goblin promised me......]

Hua Ni suddenly couldn't speak.

[Big goblin, don't worry, I will definitely work hard to cultivate, transform as soon as possible, and warm your bed! ] After the half-demon Xiaolu finished being happy, he stood in front of her and said very seriously.

Flower Mud: "......"

The other half-demons also listened, and most of them were a little unhappy.

It doesn't matter if their goal in life is to warm the bed of the big goblin, but what a glorious thing it is to be able to warm the bed of the big goblin? How can a big goblin promise a little goblin who hasn't even melted into shape, and doesn't know if he's beautiful or not?

They were immediately unconvinced.

[Great goblin, how can you promise it?] 】

[That's it, Xiao Lu hasn't changed his form yet, it's just a little goblin, what if it's an ugly monster in the future? ] 】

[Big goblin, you still choose me, our rose flower is the most beautiful. 】

[Our money copper wire is not bad. 】

[The most beautiful, it's obviously our rose demon, okay? ] Big goblin, choose us. 】

……

There are also half-demons who are afraid of being embarrassed, and even said: [Big goblin, if you really can't choose, it's okay, just give a duty schedule, and we will arrange it ourselves.] Everyone is on their turns, so there is no need to rob it. 】

The whole person is not good. Is she going to "never get the king to come to court early" and be a romantic ghost?

"Ahem! I don't need to warm the bed, the elf's yuan/essence is precious, don't give it to others casually......"

It's good that Hua Ni doesn't say this, but as soon as he says this, the half-demons are more active.

[And this kind of thing?] Great, big goblin, my yuan/essence is for you. 】

[Big goblin, pick me, pick me, pick me, I haven't even held the little hand of the female flower, it's very clean. My yuan/essence is definitely the purest thick. 】

[Mine, mine, my, big goblin, I'll keep it for you too.] Anyway, I don't plan to guard anyone in the future, I have planned it a long time ago, I want to become a man, and when the time comes, I will hook up with beautiful young ladies everywhere......]

[It turns out that the yuan/essence is really precious, I heard that this thing is very good for goblins.] Great goblin, mine is for you too. 】

[And mine.] 】

……

Hua Ni embarrassed: "No need, I ......"

When the half-demons heard her refusal, they were extremely aggrieved one by one: [Why don't you want mine? Does the great goblin hate my uncleanness? Obviously, they didn't even hold the hand of the little female flower. 】

[Boom...... It turns out that the big goblins dislike people. The big goblin usually says that he likes us, but it's all a lie, and he doesn't even want the most precious thing from others. People are sad! 】

[I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, my most precious thing is to be dedicated to the big goblin, if I don't even want the big goblin, what's the point of my life? 】

……

The half-demons even cried, made trouble and hanged themselves, and there were a lot of tricks.

After seeing the clay of flowers, he said: What lessons did the old banyan trees teach them, and why are they more "pestering" than before?

In the past, it was just a matter of competing for favor, and she could do it with a little appeasement, but now people have directly upgraded to the point where she has to promise to "warm the bed". Her bed is so big, where can there be so much space?

Phew! Even if you can, you can't just let them crawl.

She's also a pure virgin/female flower, okay?

Yuan/Jing is precious, and she is reluctant to give it to others. It's her loss to anyone, and she's not stupid. Her cultivation is so much higher than theirs, and the energy in the yuan/essence is naturally many times that of theirs, if she gives it away, even if they are willing to make up their yuan/essence to her, how many will she have to make up for it before she can make up for herself?

No matter how good it is, she doesn't do this kind of loss-making business.

Hua Ni painstakingly asked them to cultivate well, don't fight this kind of crooked idea, although "picking yin to supplement yang" and "picking yang to supplement yin" can make cultivation grow extremely fast for a while, but in fact, it is a great loss in the long run.

The Heavenly Dao is watching from the top of its head, and it knows in its heart who has done what. Cultivators who follow the path of crooked and evil paths will not end well in the end.

Only by calming down, cultivating hard, not forgetting the original intention, and persevering for a long time can we achieve the goal.

At the same time, she was still thinking in her heart that in the future, she must let the old banyan tree catch the "ideological education class". These half-demons don't know what they're thinking in their minds for a day, don't do anything crooked, and ask her to clean it up, it's too troublesome.