Chapter 43: The lazy Lu Wushuang
"Speaking of the sword fairy Lu Wushuang, it is really a human being, as his name suggests, rare in the sky and unparalleled on the earth. That day, the sword fairy went out to sea in a boat, but encountered a pirate fleet of 1,000 people, the pirates were vicious, killing people without blinking, if they fell into their hands, how could they live? At this moment, I saw the sword fairy with its long sword out of its sheath, the sword light was like a net, and the pirate ghost who killed it cried wolf howl......"
Outside Xiangyang City, in a tavern, several people from the rivers and lakes were sitting together, listening to one of them spitting about the legend of the sword fairy.
On another table, a young man with a broad sword on his back was eating beef, and while listening to this person's narration, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile: I didn't expect his daughter-in-law to be so powerful.
"The sword fairy has eliminated the pirate's lair, which can really be described as eliminating harm for the people, and it is very happy." The man raised his glass: "Everyone, shouldn't you make a toast to the Sword Fairy?" ”
"Haha, it should! Should! Come on, do it! ”
After a glass of wine, someone asked, "Brother Liu, I don't know where the sword fairy has gone now?" ”
"Then I don't know." The man shook his head and said, "However, it is said that the sword fairy disappears for a period of time around the Chinese New Year every year, and must have gone home for the New Year." Now that the end of the year is approaching, the sword fairy has not heard from him for a few days, so he should be home. ”
"I see. Alas! Before I know it, it's the New Year again, and my daughter-in-law and children don't know what's going on? ”
"What? How long has it been since Brother Zhang came home? ”
"It's been three years."
"Three years? Why didn't Brother Zhang go home and have a look? ”
"No, my father-in-law's family looked down on me in the first place, and my daughter-in-law was always ridiculed by them after marrying me. As a man, how can I let my daughter-in-law suffer such grievances! Anyway, if I don't mix it up, I'll never go back! ”
"Alas! Brother Zhang is not easy! But it's been three years, no matter what happens to me, I always have to go back and see, what if my sister-in-law and my child are bullied? ”
"What Brother Liu said is, I'll go home!"
"Huh? Brother Zhang! Brother Zhang! …… Depend on! Let him eat a white meal again! ”
“……”
The young man at the next table silently took a sip of wine: It's the New Year! The daughter-in-law also went back......
"Little Er, check out."
……
Zhongnan Mountain, the cabin, Shuang'er and Xiaolongnu were sitting on the chairs in the living room and cutting window flowers, and Ling Chi was also busy in the kitchen.
Today is the twenty-ninth day of the New Year, in the past few days, the family has bought a bunch of New Year's goods, and the day of the New Year also cleaned up together, and now the cabin is clean, and the smell of the New Year is very strong.
"Hmm......" Lu Wushuang rubbed his eyes and walked down from the upper floor, said hello to Xiaolongnu and Shuang'er, and then sat down at the dining table, ate a hawthorn slice to wake up and dozed, and said, "Big brother, the meal is not good?" ”
"What a rush! It's only been a few days since I've been back! In addition to eating and sleeping, you are a pig! Ling Chi scolded angrily.
"Ha~~~~~~" Lu Wushuang yawned and said, "If only I could turn into a pig." ”
"......" Ling Chi was speechless, lazy to pay attention to her.
Shuang'er chuckled lightly and said, "Wushuang, you are a dignified sword fairy outside, if you are known to be like this at home, I don't know how many young talents who admire you will be beautiful and dreamy!" ”
"I'll take care of them!" Lu Wushuang drank a few sips of hot tea, sighed comfortably, then lay on the table, and said lazily: "I've been wandering around the rivers and lakes for so long, I'm also a little tired, anyway, I don't want to go out in the future, so I'm at home." ”
"Stupid again." Shuang'er smiled: "You don't want to get married?" ”
"Marrying whom? When you get married, you not only have to give birth to children, but also serve your in-laws, husband and children, and you are tired and tired, how can you be comfortable at home. Lu Wushuang threw a peanut bean into the air, and caught it with his mouth when it fell: "This is the life I like." ”
Shuang'er: "......"
Ling Chi walked out with a pot of stewed beef bones, put the pot on the dining table, and said angrily: "Pig! Time to eat. ”
Lu Wushuang rolled his eyes: "Big brother, if I am a pig, you are a pig." ”
"What words!" Ling Chi slapped her on the head: "What a girl, she doesn't speak seriously." ”
Lu Wushuang didn't care if he was beaten, rolled up his sleeves, and said, "Eat stewed bones early in the morning, big brother, cut me a plate of cabbage hearts and put less sugar." ”
"......" Ling Chi was angry: "Do you want to cook you another tiger dish?" ”
"That's great...... Uh, no. Seeing Ling Chi's sneer, Lu Wushuang shrunk his neck: "I'll just gnaw on the bones." ”
"......" Ling Chi was speechless, what a girl, how did she become like this?
When Lu Wushuang returned from his adventures in the rivers and lakes two years ago, it looked quite normal, but after coming back this year, he became very lazy, except for eating and sleeping all day long, and he didn't even bother to take a bath, except for taking a bath on the day he just came back, he just soaked his feet and went to bed in the past few days, lazy maggots.
At first, I thought she was stimulated by something, but everyone followed her all the time, and even kept enlightening her. But a few days have passed, Lu Wushuang is still like this, as for being stimulated? Lu Wushuang's answer was: "Stimulation? What stimulus? I just don't think I can eat or sleep well outside, and I'm so tired that I'm going to die. I finally got home, but I couldn't make up for it. ”
Since then, Ling Chi's good temper has been gone, and he is like a grumpy old mother all day long, scolding this kind of lazy person when he opens his mouth. Lu Wushuang is also a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, anyway, when she is full of food and drink, she holds Ling Chixiang and takes a sip, and the world will be peaceful.
The way they got along made Shuang'er keep snickering, and the little dragon girl couldn't help laughing.
Just as the four of them were sitting together and gnawing on bones, there was a sound of light footsteps outside the house, and then a knock on the door was heard: "Is there anyone?" ”
It's a man's voice.
Everyone looked surprised, not knowing who would come here?
Ling Chi got up and wiped his hands: "You eat, I'll take a look." ”
"Who?" As he asked, Ling Chi opened the door.
Outside the door, there was a handsome man who was 1.8 meters tall, and Ling Chi looked at him with a handsome face, and he always had a familiar feeling, as if he had seen it somewhere.
"Yes...... Brother Ling? The visitor asked excitedly.
Ling Chi saw the sword he was carrying behind his back, and his inspiration flashed: "Yang Guo!?" ”
Bang Bang –
The bones in Lu Wu's hands fell on the table, and when he turned to look, he saw a handsome man in his early twenties walking in from outside the door, his eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth, although he was much more mature, but he was very familiar.
Lu Wushuang was stunned.
"Okay!?" Xiaolongnu stood up and said in surprise: "Guo'er, is it you?" ”
"It's me." Yang Guo stepped forward quickly, suddenly knelt down two meters away from Xiaolongnu, and knocked his head three times: "Auntie, Guo'er is back." ”
"......" The little dragon goddess turned cold: "Didn't you run away, why did you come back?" ”
"......" Yang pressed his head against the floor, speechless.