Chapter 1154 Blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not singular
"I don't have an uncle!"
Lao Bai's response to me was very simple, and he roared directly: "What are you pressing, Lao Tzu's insects don't bite you, this breath is not out, Lao Tzu swears not to be a person, they let me cut off my children and grandchildren, and I will let them cut off their children and grandchildren!" ”
This guy is crazy......
It's really crazy......
At this moment, I only have one thought in my heart, if Lao Bai is not crazy, will he be so careless?
Seeing that he was releasing Gu, not only did I feel furious in my heart, but Zhang Bowen in the back was also furious, and they scolded angrily, but Lao Bai couldn't listen to anything at all, so he took care of releasing Gu.
Well, even those man-eating Gu won't bite a few of us, but ...... It's too narrow here after all, and once you pounce on it, it's inevitable that there will be some intimate contact on the body, right? The cannibal Gu raised by Lao Bai can eat everything, and if he doesn't agree with him, he will settle in the human body, and the whole person is not good when he thinks about it, let alone experience it himself?
However, after all, I still didn't have a chance to continue to fight with Lao Bai, because the dense Gu tide was already surging towards me, and those man-eating Gu were riding one by one, almost submerging the entire narrow earth cave at once, rolling and rushing towards me, the situation was simply like a black tide flooding.
At this moment, my pupils were shrinking sharply, and my body couldn't help but tremble.
That's what fear tastes like.
To tell the truth, Lao Tzu has traveled all these years to deal with the affairs of the underworld, and at the beginning, he muttered about many things in this dark corner, and it was easy to suffer a huge impact on the senses. Really looked at the situation of the insect like a tide, and ordinary people would really go crazy.
Obviously, I wasn't very resistant to these things, and now I'm a little scared, but it was too late, and soon I was swallowed up by the insect tide.
The taste of that moment was really disgusting to open the door to disgusting, disgusting to home!
Don't forget, after these cannibal Gu have evolved, they can already devour energy, although Lao Bai has repeatedly assured that these cannibal Gu will not hurt me, but when it comes to the end, these damn insects are still a little out of control, and the moment they pounced, they began to frantically devour the body protection murderous qi on my body, at this time, I was covered with man-eating Gu, and the ghost knew how many insects there were, where was my body protection murderous energy enough? It was completely extinguished in a blink of an eye, and soon those man-eating Gu came into close contact directly with my skin, and every inch of my skin was filled with the disgusting touch of contact with the cold carapace of the man-eating Gu, and countless calves were pulling back and forth on my body......
At this time, I wanted to roar twice to vent the diaphragm in my heart, but I didn't dare at all, because a mouth was guaranteed to be drilled in immediately, so I could only silently pray in my heart that those cannibal Gu mouths would be merciful, and don't come to bite me.
However, Lao Bai's promise in this regard is more useful, so that these little insects do not bite me is probably his best effort, after the initial hard experience, I finally determined this, and the whole person is a little relaxed. However, these little insects only do not hurt my body, but they are merciless to the clothes on my body, these perverted things really eat everything, and in the blink of an eye, the clothes on my body are full of holes, and a large number of insects drill into the holes on the clothes, that is, the moment I just relaxed, I suddenly felt a pain in my eyes......
This is clearly ......
There's a "little naughty" who gets in the wrong place!
I felt a "groan" in my heart, but before I could react next, flames erupted from my buttocks, and I didn't know how many bugs were burned to death in an instant, and I was dumbfounded by the scene at that moment......
Even I don't know when I had such a "special function".
Then, I heard Luo Huang sneering in my heart: "What the hell, dare to come to our place to spread wild!" ”
Needless to say, it must have been a good thing for Luo Huang just now, Luo Huang has not been in a good mood recently, as if he had eaten gunpowder, what is it that little insect that ran over to find abuse?
Thinking of this, I hurriedly clamped my belly, and I didn't dare to be sloppy anymore, what if there were no more small insects that didn't have long eyes running over? I don't want to see the butt breathing fire again, it's so spectacular, it makes me feel like a circus clown, and that's why I'm here to be funny.
At this time, I have scolded Lao Bai's ancestors for the eighteenth generation in my heart, but to be honest, as soon as this guy releases Gu, the effect is really immediate, and soon I heard the terrible scream of the giant winged horseshoe crab in front of me, obviously two groups of insects have launched a fierce battle in this narrow corridor, and these man-eating Gu can really gnaw the body of these ancient monsters, because some man-eating Gu is beside me eating the stumps of the two giant winged horseshoe crabs that I killed, Next to my ears was the "click" sound of them chewing on the carcass of the thing, and it sounded creepy, and it was obvious that they had gnawed through the thick carapace of the giant feathered horseshoe crab!
And these man-eating Gu seemed to think that the giant feather-winged horseshoe crab was more delicious, and finally stopped wandering around me excessively, that is, they used my body as a pedal, and stepped on me to rush forward, taking advantage of this opportunity, I hurriedly raised my head and threw down some man-eating Gu on my head, and then opened my mouth and yelled: "Climb forward, take advantage of this opportunity to go out first, this bird place is really not a place for people......"
Before I finished speaking, I closed my mouth, because it was the work of that mouth, and there were already a few man-eating Gu sticks along my hair that jumped into my mouth from the door of my head, and I accidentally chewed one of them, disgusting to death, and it took several mouthfuls to finally spit out all those things.
Zhang Bowen, I don't know what the situation of the others is, but right now, the entire small earthen cave is full of man-eating Gu released by Lao Bai, almost filling the entire small earthen cave, how can they get there? I guess I'm afraid it's about the same as my end, and it's normal that they don't respond after I finish speaking, but I think they must have received my signal and started to move.
After moving for a while, I simply didn't move, because I found that every time I moved, my elbow didn't know how many man-eating Gu would crush to death, and these Gu worms were too many, almost pervasive, they were rushing forward, mixed in their frenzy, even if I didn't have to move, I would be passively pushed forward.
Time is very slow for me at this moment, it can be called a second like a year, in fact, now I don't have time to pay attention to the problem of time, because I have to guard my body, a little careless, it is easy to be drilled by cannibal Gu, at least I have to clamp my belly, cover my ears and nostrils, I don't want these things to come to the world in my body to let me go, I have forgotten everything, just care about desperately curling up my body, in this situation I don't know how long it has been difficultAnd then...... I was pushed by the insect tide and flew out of the small dirt hole.
The outside of the earthen cave is completely suspended!!
Suddenly, a strong sense of weightlessness enveloped me, I didn't know the height of my fall, and I didn't want to be thrown to death, so I immediately carried a murderous aura.
Rumble!
In an instant, the murderous aura of the body protection burned on the surface of my body again, shaking all the man-eating Gu on my body away, and I finally got rid of the nightmarish environment, when I opened my eyes, it was dark all around, and I couldn't see my five fingers, and then before I could stretch out the wings of the Vermilion Bird, I fell to the ground with a bang.
Thump!
There is some stagnant water under the soil cave, but it is not particularly deep, at most it is only more than half a meter, it is estimated that it is some seawater that has penetrated in, but there is a lot of silt, "poof" all of a sudden half of my body has gone in, and all the positions below the waist have entered the silt.
However, my calamity is not over yet!
Before I could get out of the mud, a large number of man-eating Gu fell out of the soil hole in my head, and smashed on my head like rain, followed by a scream of "ah"!
I squinted my eyes and subconsciously glanced up, ignoring the cannibal Gu that crackled and smashed on my face, but I vaguely saw that someone was clearly falling towards me!
It's Lao Bai!
This bastard, there's not enough of the cheating father, this is!
You can't let him sit on top of me, can you? In desperation, I could only raise my arm to block it, and Lao Bai was also unkind, and sat on my arm directly.
Burst!
In an instant, my body was nailed into the mud again!
That's not all, Lao Bai came here, and there were a series of people behind him!
Immediately after Lao Bai, the dirt hole above my head was endlessly dropping "things".
Lin Qing, Hathaway, Zhang Bowen, Cao Yuan, Yuan, Billy......
One after another, mixed with fragments of man-eating Gu and giant feather-winged horseshoe crabs, crackling and smashing on me, just as the so-called blessing is unparalleled, disaster is not a single line, I can only raise my arms and struggle to support.
I don't know how many years the silt under my feet has been accumulated, I'm afraid that the seawater that has penetrated into it has been "nourishing" the land here, and the thick layer of silt may be able to catch up with the West Lake, I am like a nail, I am constantly nailed into the silt, until the people and insects in the big soil hole have all fallen, my whole person has only two arms and a head still outside, to be precise, my head and arms are in the stagnant water, I can only hold my breath.
What's more, someone sat on my head!
This person is definitely not an old white, because I pushed him aside when he smashed it on me, and I regret it when I think about it, if I don't push it away, I will have to bite a piece of meat off his ass now to relieve my hatred!
And the man sat on my head comfortably, and he twisted and twisted from time to time, and a big ass was all on my face, to put it mildly, in this position, I had to eat all of his farts!
The disaster was finally over, and the place was quiet for a while, and after a long time, they seemed to finally come back to their senses, and then I heard Zhang Bowen suddenly say on the side: "Everyone is okay, right?" ”
There were a few responses, and then they seemed to be counting the numbers......
After a while, someone finally noticed me, and I heard Yuan say on the side, "Where's the captain?" Where's the captain! Shouldn't it have been eaten by a man-eating Gu? ”
It's still good!
I was moved to tears and was about to fall, and I was sitting, but the ass of the one who sat on my head with his face was very frank, and he didn't bite me at all, and in the end I was also evil to the guts, and in a fit of anger, I opened my mouth and bit the other party's ass!
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