When I woke up naturally, it was already two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and nothing happened.

In my imagination, the situation where thousands of demons rushed to my house and came to fight against me did not appear. Obviously, things didn't go as fast as I thought.

After a good night's sleep, my uneasiness had diminished a lot.

Then, things should go on. Money is meant to be earned, isn't it?

First of all, it is necessary to get the problem of the website right.

Originally, I thought that this website might have to find someone to help run it, for example, someone should be responsible for taking orders, delivering goods or something, and I can't always do everything by myself, right?

However, when I woke up from a sleep, I had a burst of inspiration and came up with a brilliant plan.

In the Internet era, why should I do everything myself? In that case, even if you make money, people will be tired to death, right? Besides, I still have a lot of big things to do, don't I?

I found a beautiful crystal ball on a treasure now, and the price of it is one hundred and eight dollars, which is exactly the same as the price on my website.

Then, I contacted the seller and asked her, if I look at the purchase, is there a discount? How much is the discount?

She replied, "How big can you do when you say it's buying in large quantities?" Kiss. ”

I replied, "Please don't call me kiss, I feel very unaccustomed and awkward." I can't say to what extent, but it's likely to be so big that you can't supply enough to demand it. About seven hundred are needed right now. ”

"Looks like you're trying to do business with me." I didn't expect the seller to react so quickly.

"Yes," it is simple to talk to a smart person, without much explanation, "I want this crystal ball of yours, you give me a separate product page, I sell it for you through this product page, how much difference can you give me for each sale?" ”

"And how much do you want?" The seller turned out to be anti-customer-oriented.

I said, "First of all, I hope my customers can get some discounts, and the total price of 99 yuan should be more suitable; In addition, I myself hope to have a profit of 18 yuan on the difference. ”

The other party thought about it for a while, and sent two words: "Deal." ”

I sent her a handshake emoji.

That's it.

All I have to do is add the link to the product page she sent me to my website, and when someone buys on my website, they actually place an order on her page, and then she will take the order and ship it. For each transaction, I will automatically deduct eighteen yuan here, and then allocate the rest to her.

In other words, I don't have to do anything, I earn eighteen dollars lying down for every crystal ball I sell through my website.

There is no cost at all, let alone any effort and time, what could be cheaper?

I realize, I'm a fucking genius, hahaha.

For peace charms, it is also concocted in the same way.

I wanted to sell a few more things. But in this way, my website seems to have become a shopping mall, which is a bit noisy, and after some consideration, I finally decided to give up.

But......

Is it possible to set up an online cemetery or something? Nowadays, people are so busy that they don't even have time to go home to the graves of their ancestors and chase after them. If you set up an online cemetery, let them express their grief and express their thoughts about their ancestors and family, it should be a good thing, right?

This seems to be possible.

So I started a new job.

However, having learned the lesson of last time, I didn't turn off my phone this time. At about ten o'clock in the evening, I also took advantage of the time to make instant noodles and sent a message to Guo Tingting to say goodbye.

Everything went smoothly, and by the next morning, it was all right, and a new version of the website was freshly launched.

The number of visits is still as popular, there are thousands more wish-making trees than others, more than 200 more crystal balls are paid for, and there are dozens of peace charms.

Watching the amount of money I make grow, I was a little caught off guard.

Making money can be so simple. It's like a pool, and the water flows into it automatically.

Of course, I'm not satisfied with this pool, hehe.

People say that nowadays it is a fan economy, as long as you have enough people to follow, it is very simple to make money, and it seems that this is really the truth.

In the future, if I do a few more popular things to attract more people, I believe that the sales will increase several times.

As for the "blatant enemy of the ghosts of the whole world" that Liu Blind said......

Belch...... We'll talk about that then. Anyway, catch ghosts and send them back to hell, that's my job, you have to come and die, Lao Tzu will fulfill you, just to complete the entrustment of Emperor Xudu!

At noon, Zhu'er came to me and told me that Emperor Xudu wanted to see me.

I didn't expect that before I went to him, he came to me first.

It's only been a few days, and the Emperor Xudu is going to summon me again, is he very dissatisfied with what I'm doing now? Has it reached the point where he can't bear it anymore?

There's no way, the ugly daughter-in-law wants to see her in-laws after all. If I don't go to see him, and I don't know how to do it again, I'll have to play the trick that killed me again, and the joke will be bigger.

So, I sat cross-legged on the bed, my nose and mouth, my mouth inquisitive, and my consciousness intracted.

Jewel sat behind me, palm against me, guiding me back to the underworld.

Soon, I fell into the darkness, and Emperor Xudu appeared before me. He was still lazily reclining on the big tiger skin chair, his eyes half-open and half-closed.

"The website you made ......" people with identity speak so directly, go straight to the point, and never waste time with you.

Sure enough, he came to me for this matter, and he must have said that I was too flamboyant and too blatant, and I decided to strike first.

"What happened to that website? Is there anything wrong? Is there something that has broken the taboo? I told you, I have to eat myself, so I have to find a way to make money, right? I'm now combining making money with the part-time job you gave me, killing two birds with one stone, doing more with less, what's wrong? ”

With a quick round of rhetorical questioning, I want to strangle the question that Emperor Xudu has questioned me in the cradle.

"You misunderstood, I'm not going to accuse you." Emperor Xudu smiled and said, "On the contrary, I think you have done a good job. ”

When he said this, I was stunned and said, "Don't you think I'm making a big deal?" ”

Emperor Xudu smiled and said, "What's wrong with being a little public? I think it doesn't hurt to be a little more high-profile, it's better for you to serve the public in this way. You seem to have told Blind Liu that the police station is not afraid to tell others that he is catching thieves and dealing with criminals, and I think this makes sense. Moreover, acting in such a high-profile manner will attract the people I want you to find to take the initiative to come to you, so that the effect of anti-customer should be better than I expected. It's just that most of them will use tricks in secret, you must be careful yourself, they are all tricky people in our underworld who have been helpless for many years. ”

I nodded and said, "I see." ”

Emperor Xudu continued: "Although the underworld didn't pay you a salary directly, now that you have indirectly received a good income, it is time to do something. ”

"Is there a task for me?" I asked.

Emperor Xudu nodded and said, "The task has been sent to your mobile phone, and you will study what to do when you go back." ”

I nodded and said I understood, Emperor Xudu was right, I should indeed fulfill what I promised him, and I have not forgotten what I once told him.

I thought that this meeting should be over, but who knows that Emperor Xudu continued: "Has your website added an online cemetery thing? ”

I knew that I couldn't hide anything from him in the world, and immediately became nervous again: "What, can't you?" ”

"No, I didn't say no, and it's a great merit." Emperor Xudu said with a smile, "It's just that since it is a great merit and a public welfare, I suggest that you don't charge for it, it's free." ”

I only charge ten dollars and use it for life, which is already fair, right?

But after thinking about it, I agreed: "Okay, listen to you, it's free." ”