Chapter 17: I Can't Do It
After eating the dumplings, I asked Zhu'er to contact Emperor Xudu, and then went back to my room.
I haven't slept all night, and I still have to make up for my sleepiness.
It seems that it has been a long time since I have seen the Emperor Xudu. I don't want to look for him at every turn, and I don't want to bother him at the slightest bit of something. It's similar to being in a company, you can't always have some problems, just go to the boss and ask him to find a solution for you, right? So that the boss will like you.
About five minutes later, Emperor Xudu appeared in my room, sat down unceremoniously on the chair behind my desk, yawned and said to me, "You asked Zhu'er to find me, is it because of the zombies?" ”
"How do you know?" I said with a little surprise. Actually, I said it on purpose. Because I feel that I am in trouble, I will go to the Emperor Xudu, this feeling is like encountering a grievance and looking for my parents, and I will inevitably feel a little embarrassed. Actually, of course, Emperor Xudu knew about my affairs.
Sure enough, Emperor Xudu yawned and said lazily: "Don't forget, I am Emperor Xudu, how many things do I not know about the things in the world?" ”
I laughed and said, "That's just as well." ”
Emperor Xudu suddenly looked at me and said very seriously: "However, I advise you to leave the zombie matter alone." ”
I was a little surprised and said, "You told me to leave it alone?" You don't mean ......"
Emperor Xudu said: "I said, you can take care of the soul affairs of the world. However, the zombie thing is the only exception, and you can leave it alone. Zombies are a kind of creature that jumps out of the six realms, and you can ignore it or not. ”
I was amazed and said, "Hasn't the dungeon always been about zombies?" Do you just let him be a disaster to the world? ”
Emperor Xudu sneered and said, "Do you know what the ancestor of zombies is? It's a reel. Do you know what it is? It is one of the ancient divine beasts. Legend has it that after the death of Pangu, who opened the world, his body turned into the sun, moon and stars, mountains, rivers and lakes, his left brain became Nuwa, the mother of the earth, his right brain became the human emperor Fuxi, his heart became the Jade Emperor Haotian, and his skull turned into the king of divine beasts. How strong is it? Even Nuwa and Fuxi joined forces, but they were helpless against it! ”
I muttered, "It's just a myth, how can it be taken seriously?" ”
Emperor Xudu glared and said, "You didn't believe that there were ghosts in this world before, so what about now?" ”
I was stunned and had nothing to say.
Emperor Xudu continued: "When he was playing with this human world, humans were still monkeys! At that time, there was not even an underworld, so how could you care about it? Later, it will appear, and there will be a dungeon, and our dungeon can only ignore zombies. This has been the case for thousands of years. ”
I sneered and said, "Can't you take care of it?" Are you afraid that after you catch him in the underworld, he will turn the underworld upside down like Sun Wukong? Oh...... I know, is there actually a zombie who has been haunting the underworld, like Sun Wukong, who burned all the zombies' life and death books? ”
Emperor Xudu waved his hand and said impatiently: "These are none of your business. Anyway, the zombie thing is not under the jurisdiction of our underworld, and neither are you! ”
Emperor Xudu pointed to my nose: "I tell you, you must not ask for trouble, ask for trouble, ask for trouble, do what you should do!" ”
I slapped Emperor Xudu's hand open, and said angrily: "I also want to tell you that I am not just a human judge appointed by you, I am not just an errand for the underworld. I am a big living person living in this world, and I will never allow zombies to do anything wrong in this world! ”
Emperor Xudu said: "How can zombies do anything wrong with others? In this world, there are only a few zombies. He only occasionally drank the blood of one or two people and ate one or two souls. Anyway, there are so many people in the world, what does it matter if one or two people die? ”
"You fart!" Angered, I unconsciously burst into a foul mouth, "Anyway, you have a lot of meat, why don't you cut it down and feed it to the dog?" Anyway, Lao Tzu will never allow zombies to use us as food! ”
Emperor Xudu was stunned by my scolding, and said angrily for a long time: "Okay, since you want to take care of it, then you can take care of yours, anyway, it has nothing to do with my underworld!" ”
As he spoke, he twisted his head and gasped for breath.
I twisted my head to the side and ignored him.
After a long stalemate, I finally couldn't stop and asked, "Then you can always tell me if the ability of fire spiritual cultivation can deal with zombies, right?" ”
"I don't know!" Emperor Xudu still said angrily.
After a pause, his tone softened and continued: "I really don't know, because not doing anything with zombies is the first precept of our dungeon. That zombie can be said to be the first nemesis of the soul, even if it is a soul with spiritual ability, no one dares to go to the zombie to do it. ”
If I think about it, that zombie likes to eat souls, and a soul in front of him, I'm afraid it will tremble involuntarily, how can it be possible to do something with him? Just like a mouse, no matter how strong it is, it will still tremble involuntarily in front of a kitten. Mice that dare to do things with cats only appear in cartoons.
"But......" Emperor Xudu suddenly swept his eyes over my body, and said uncertainly: "From the perspective of mutual reciprocity, it is possible for fire-based spiritual cultivation to restrain zombies. If this fire-based spiritual cultivation is cultivated by a large living person, it doesn't have that natural fear when facing zombies, then maybe ...... Possible...... Maybe ......"
I was overjoyed and said, "You mean, I'm able to deal with zombies now?" ”
What worries me the most is that no matter how much the zombie fights, it will have no effect on him at all. If my abilities can really deal with zombies, then I'm much more relieved. At the same time, if the fire spirit can deal with zombies, then the pistols we modified should also work.
As soon as my words fell, Emperor Xudu immediately said, "I didn't say that!" ”
I was suddenly anxious: "You didn't mean ......"
"I'm just saying maybe, maybe, probably, maybe!" Emperor Xudu said very irresponsibly, "I'm just guessing, don't you can't do it when the time comes, and come to me and tell me that it's all about me." Anyway, when it comes to zombie things, our dungeon has always been to ignore them. If you want to take care of it, then you can only manage it in your personal capacity, and I can act as if I don't know anything. You have to bear all the consequences! ”
I snorted coldly and said to myself, "What is not Lao Tzu's responsibility for himself?" ”
Emperor Xudu waved his hand and said impatiently: "Okay, there is nothing else, I will leave first." The next time we meet again, it may be in the underworld, but I'm sorry, I don't have any good food and wine to entertain you at that time...... Ah, no, zombies eat souls, maybe your soul has been eaten by him at that time, so to speak...... Our parting will become an eternal secret. So...... Let's see you again, good luck! ”
Seeing that Emperor Xudu's body was gradually thinning, I hurriedly shouted, "At least you can tell me about the information about this zombie we are looking for." ”
"I don't know anything!" Emperor Xudu's body quickly thinned out until it disappeared completely, leaving only the sound still echoing in the room.
I looked at the air in a daze, my right hand stopped in mid-air, and I felt so helpless.
I never imagined that the Emperor Xudu, who is in charge of all living beings in the world, would be so irresponsible and would turn a blind eye to zombies.
"It's just an occasional drink of one or two people's blood and eat one or two souls...... "Damn, what are these words?"
Okay, you don't care, then let Lao Tzu take care of it!
Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, Lao Tzu, the body of the earth spirit, will be helpless against that little zombie!