Today's weather is good, very windy and sunny...... Ahem...... Hello everyone, because the author's tomato has entered an aging state, last night was a bad time when browsing some hard-hitting websites unfortunately became the carrier of the virus, directly blue screen, and then paralyzed, and now it is estimated that it is being dismantled and sold scrap iron, so I strongly remind all comrades not to go to those colored websites, the world is going down...... Strongly advise the author that Tomato Guy never come back.

What, you ask me who I am, ahem...... I've read three volumes of stories, and I don't even recognize me, the great protagonist of wisdom and chivalry, angels and devils, ouch! Who hit me with Rotten Tomatoes! Although I am ordinary, don't I even have the qualifications under fantasy?! It's so unreasonable! Okay, don't talk about it, due to the author's crime, his book was temporarily reimbursed, maybe now the tomato is hiding in the quilt and dropping beanie, so this time the story will be told to you by me, that is, Ling Fan. Although I was born with incomplete pentatonic notes and singing is basically not in tune, but please bear with me, thank you.

On a strange highway, a strange car, but the people in the car are not strange, and it is me and my beautiful partner Chu Tianyu sitting inside. As the protagonist, I have always been only happy to ride in the car, and I don't do hard work like driving: first, I can't drive at all, and second, there is a famous saying that is good: the protagonists are all in the car, and the supporting characters are all driving! But now I have to let go of the principles I have always adhered to, Tianyu, this violent girl, I don't know what I ate today, forced me to learn to drive, as long as you look at the violent dynamic waves of my car butt shaking, you will know that I am a standard car addict.

Tianyu and I were fighting in the car, and she always said that mine was not right, what should I do, pay attention to the brakes, look at the rearview mirror, and hold the steering wheel...... Anyway, it was something that made my head big, and we kept arguing and staggering forward, and a kind goth came up to me and asked if I had been robbed by a wicked girl, and if I wanted to call the police. Tianyu was so angry that he blasted the kind-hearted driver out with a punch, and by the way, he didn't forget to kick me......

We were driving in a row, and by the time the two of us came to our senses, it, I noticed a particularly embarrassing thing, I got lost. I asked Tianyu if she knew where this was, and Tianyu looked left and right with the same expression of non-knowing.

Holy, the scenery in front of me was unfamiliar. I remember we chose a relatively deserted road in Aoyama City, but now we drove onto a small dirt road with bumps and potholes, and some fragrant wildflowers grew on the side of the road...... It seems to be a small village in front, but there is a thick gray smoke from the village straight up to the sky, as if it is burning something, maybe it is a picnic, thinking of the picnic my stomach is hungry, Tianyu also touched her flat little belly, pouting from time to time.

Anyway, Tianyu didn't wear her standard camouflage uniform when she came out today, but changed into a beige blouse and blue jeans, if it wasn't for her coming out, I really thought that some female star fell from the sky and smashed it on me, a person.

The jet-black curly hair is tied casually behind the head, the strands of hair fluttering in the ears, the towering breasts, and the delicate curve body are tightly wrapped in jeans, exuding all the beauty of women to the fullest.

"Whore, look at what! Look at me gouging out your eyes again!! Tianyu found out that I was spying on her, and her hungry face instantly became aggressive, and she habitually touched the back of her ass, only to find that she was wearing jeans today, and if she shoved a gun into her small and tangible ass pocket, it would be a big surprise.

"I'm looking at the village in front of me, since we're lost, let's go to the village in front of us, maybe they're having a picnic, maybe they'll give us a piece of meat when they meet a kind person......" I'm fantasizing, the saliva at the corners of my mouth is going to run down, and there are two things that can make my mouth drool: beauty and food!

"Then why are you still stunned, why don't you drive there quickly!" Tianyu stepped on the accelerator for me, and before I could react, the car swished along the small dirt road towards the village. , they all say that going out to play with beautiful women is a great blessing in life, but now I feel that I am quite tragic, Tianyu is simply the face of an angel and the character of a devil, I can live until now It is really a high incense in my last life.

Our strange modified jeep was moving forward at unimaginable speeds and routes, and soon we were cheap enough to get to the smoke spot in the center of the village. At this moment, a man with a torch appeared in front of us.

"Man...... Someone...... Flash away!! I stuck my head out the window and shouted at the middle-aged man with a torch. Tianyu slammed on the brakes and controlled the steering wheel.

As soon as the torch man saw a jeep like a beast rushing towards him, the ruddy man turned pale with fright, screamed, threw away the torch in his hand, and rolled aside. There was a loud bang, and the jeep crashed into a pile of corn husks, and luckily we were all seatbelts on, but my stomach seemed to be stirring in it, which was unusual. Look at Tianyu again, her face is not much different from mine, it is estimated that she also has a monkey in her stomach, but Tianyu is not the little white-haired mouse spirit.

The villagers were so frightened that they hid far away, and when they saw that the car hit the corn stack and did not move, they slowly gathered over, some with shovels in their hands, some with wooden sticks, and some with the rake used by the pig marshal.

"Come out! Who are you! How can you casually break into someone else's village and ruin our rituals!! "The villagers gathered around the jeep, banging the jeep with the guy in their hands, the car is public, I don't feel distressed, but I am a little bit of a D pain when I am surrounded by so many people!

I didn't want to be beaten into meatloaf by the villagers and eaten it, so I felt into my arms and tried to take out the amulet police ID, but! I didn't even bring it, so I pinned my hope of survival on Tianyu's body, and then looked at her soft and bright clothes and graceful figure, as well as her confused face, my last glimmer of hope was ruthlessly extinguished.

"Come out! Bastard! You're not a good person at first glance!! "A young and strong young man shouted with a wooden stick and slammed it against the window of my car.

Tianyu had a relaxed expression, shrugged her shoulders slightly and looked at me with a smile, damn it, beauties are popular everywhere, it is estimated that there are a few village boys who have taken a fancy to her now! A bitter brother like me is estimated to be beaten everywhere.

But I had to find a way to go out, and looking at the angry faces of the crowd, I felt as if it was too friendly a village, and I looked sideways, and saw a person lying quietly on a platform made of firewood, and I wondered, could they be cremated!?