Chapter 168: The Oolong Incident Is Not Done or Killed
"Stop, now isn't the time to argue about this!"
Seeing that the two of them were arguing endlessly, Xia Xiaoyu had to shout to interrupt them.
"Also, it's a big deal to find a partner for my sister paper now, uncle, Ni Song Kai, you are not welcome here."
In order to have food and shelter in the future, Mao Xiaobai sold all his iron buddies and the like, and sold them all at a low price.
"You pull it down, now that Xiaoyumei's paper is hacked on the Internet, how can you find a partner, children, it's not too early, go back to your mother and feed you."
Although he is very envious of Mao Xiaobai gnawing at the old, the disadvantage of gnawing the old is that he is not weaned, and as a new young man who has been weaned, he eats with his own hands, so he is specifically ironic about this.
"My sister paper was hacked on the Internet, what's the situation?"
Obviously, Mao Xiaobai, who was chased out, has been running around looking for a place to stay, and has no time to pay attention to online gossip.
"You can look on the Internet, won't you know!"
Yu is the most reminded.
"Oh, too."
Mao Xiaobai took out his mobile phone, opened the webpage, and found that 404 ......
"That, uncle, my mobile phone is in arrears, can I borrow your mobile phone to take a look?"
Yes, he kept calling to take him in, but he was rejected one by one, until the mobile phone was shut down in arrears, and now, he can't even connect to the Internet.
"Here, little friend."
Yu is not stingy and makes trouble, but he can see that Mao Xiaobai, a rich second generation, has money and connections, and maybe he can solve this matter.
"Uncle, atmospheric!"
"That's it."
"Boom!"
After praising it, Mao Xiaobai picked up his mobile phone and checked the hot search list, and as a result, the top few on the list were smoky and messy.
"I'll go, these people have nothing to do when they are full, and they actually say that my sister is right and wrong, see if I don't kill them."
Immediately, he crackled and typed the text, so fast, not for a minute, it was amazing.
"Kid, the typing speed is fast, don't use your right hand!"
"Uncle, you're joking, we are three good young people, and we don't use our right hand to tease our 'girlfriends', but it's uncle, the callus on our right hand is so thick, tsk tsk......"
"Get out, Lao Tzu's hands are the cocoons left by moving bricks!"
Damn, his hands have become rough just because of moving bricks, besides, what he asked is, holding the mobile phone with one hand to type, and actually set out the 'girlfriend', now he is young and has a bright future, and he actually knows more than their uncle, ahh
After chatting with netizens for a long time, Mao Xiaobai finally realized that something was wrong, he raised his head and asked in confusion.
"I'm cute, who is Luffy?"
"Me!"
Yu is the strangest, how does Mao Xiaobai know his screen name.
"Uncle, why did you use your account to log in to my network, I was scolded by everyone for being a black-hearted lawyer, and said that I was the murderer who helped Xiao San force his original partner to die."
Facing Mao Xiaobai's questioning, Yu was stunned for a second, obviously, he didn't react, and then, his eyes fell on the mobile phone in Mao Xiaobai's hand, which felt very familiar, and suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, he scolded.
"I said, grandson, you won't use my mobile phone to reply to the group of angry young people on the Internet!"
Hey......
Mao Xiaobai looked at the mobile phone in his hand and suddenly realized.
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I thought it was my mobile phone, yes, I'll give it back to you, I'm scared of the baby to death, just said two fair words to my sister, and the eighteenth generation of ancestors who were scolded by all netizens are going to jump out."
"I'll rub, you grandson!"
Yu Shi picked up his mobile phone and looked at his comments below, he was being replied by netizens at a progress of 10,000 per minute, the content was unbearable, everyone worked together to curse him, this ghost grandson, what did they write!
He hurriedly looked through the content of Mao Xiaobai's mobile phone comments, as follows:
"A bunch of stupid sons, mother's greatness, you don't understand!"
"A group of dogs who follow the trend, others, you eat!"
"A group of stupid roe deer, being played as monkeys, really think they are extremely smart!"
"A group of turtle grandchildren, isn't it good to eat melons? I just want to eat! β
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Oh!
Headache!
Heartache!
Liver pain!
Nephralgia!
These comments were all sent by his account, and he wanted to wash his name and blue sky in the future, and even, he was still thinking about whether to change his name and surname to live, perhaps, he could still ...... However, if he remembers correctly, his photos are now searched on the Internet, and it is difficult to do it, in order to make a living, he has to go to plastic surgery.
Do the math, change your name and surname, you have to type all kinds of certificates, run to the community, run to the police station, run to ...... Each unit, in the end, the materials are complete, before it can be passed, this doesn't cost much, it just takes a little more time, and then it is, plastic surgery, if you want to be like a star, it should cost a lot of money, looking at four purses, the same weight.
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Immediately, he looked at Mao Xiaobai resentfully, the culprit of this incident.
"Turtle grandson!"
"Uncle, don't look at me with that kind of look, I'm a man, I'm not interested in men."
"You give me back my reputation!"
Yu Zhi didn't care about pounced on Mao Xiaobai, grabbed his neck, forced, and forced, he wanted to strangle this king and eight calves.
"Brother Yu!"
Xia Xiaoyu was shocked, these two people, they were talking and laughing in the last second, and they were killing people when they said they were killing people in the next second.
"Xiaoyu sister paper, I'm sorry, today, if I don't kill this turtle grandson, I won't have the face to live!"
Immediately, the strength in his hand was three points heavier.
"Brother Yu, I mean, if you really want to kill someone, can you go outside? This is my new home, and the dead will be unlucky. β
Dead people will become murderous houses, she doesn't want them!
"Uh......"
Yu Shi: At this time, don't normal people advise, calm down, and have something to discuss?
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Mao Xiaobai: Sister paper, help! (Eyes for help)
Yu Shi: If I let go now, will it seem too unmanly?
Mao Xiaobai: I'm going to die! (rolls his eyes)
Yu Shi: But if you don't let go, you will turn Xiaoyumei's new house into a murderous house!
Mao Xiaobai: I'm going to die! (Leg kicking)
Yu Shi: Killing people has to pay for their lives, it's not cost-effective, it's better to compensate for mental damages!
When Mao Xiaobai still had his last breath left, Yu finally figured it out, let go, and let him pick up a life and come back.
"Ahemβ"
Because of the suffocation for too long, Mao Xiaobai was dizzy and weak, and finally fell on the edge of the sofa and coughed violently.
"Mao Xiaobai, you, are you okay?"
Xia Xiaoyu is a little worried, men sometimes get ruthless, it's really scary!
"I didn't ...... Ahem......"
Because his throat has not yet recovered, Mao Xiaobai has some difficulty speaking.
"Little friend, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back for a while, so, it's a bit heavy, don't be surprised, in this way, you compensate me for 1 million reputation damage, this matter, we will settle it twice."
Originally, I thought that it was too ruthless to ask for 1 million, but looking at the mobile phone that kept ringing, I immediately felt that I wanted too little, after all, this is tens of millions of netizens, cursing him to death online, if it really works, he will have to live many years less.
"You...... I...... Ahem......"
Mao Xiaobai didn't slow down in the end, and he couldn't say a word clearly.
"The child is refreshing, so he agreed, come, this is an IOU, press a handprint."
Yes, in less than a minute, Yu Shi not only took out the standard IOU, but also wrote the amount, regardless of whether Mao Xiaobai agreed or not, he directly took his hand and pressed the handprint.
"Ahemβ"
Mao Xiaobai wanted to cry without tears.
"Hehe, the money for the makeover, with it, I'm no longer afraid of cyber violence!"
Yu Zhi took the IOU and fell into a sweet dream, he seemed to see the future, there was a man named Yu Zui, who started a lawyer profession, specializing in redressing the grievances of poor people, women, children and children......