Full version title: Tell you a real joke - it's so exciting today, I feel like I've entered a direct sales company!

Before today, I would like to talk about my recent work.

Although the company had a new boss a few years ago (probably a CEO or something, although it is only a small company of 10 people...... And a small half of it is a variety of "total" ...... But it wasn't until I got to work this week that I didn't feel quite right...... It feels like entering a direct sales company!

From last Sunday, I asked to go to the trade union (Mu has a red envelope), and I was asked to write a personal self-assessment and orientation on Monday.

Then after writing on Monday, there was a two-hour "small meeting" yesterday Tuesday night, and the main purpose of the meeting was to introduce the new leadership of the company, that is, the various "presidents".

Then I listened to the "inspirational stories" of the new CEOs who "worked hard" to start a business for two hours - a small shift of one hour (still no overtime pay).

The content of the story is mainly bittersweet memories and the hardships of entrepreneurship, such as the largest one always said that I used to come out of the countryside (I also talked about it in a Sunday meeting, and I must tell a story every time), a few ups and downs, a few bankruptcies and a few times to stand up, what turnover is hundreds of millions, and the direct sales team of hundreds of thousands of millions of people, etc., anyway, the central idea is that I am awesome, and everyone can make money in the future with me, so don't expect a salary increase now, and look at the long term......

Then another "total" began to say that in addition to how awesome I am, the main thing is that Hong Kong people are not willing to work overtime after more than 8 hours of work, and they don't work overtime when they are paid, which is not good; Mud bombardment people are different, take the initiative to work overtime, actively work overtime, advocate self-sacrifice, dedication to the collective or something, so the central idea is that it is impossible to increase wages, and you must also take the initiative to work overtime.

Next, there are several other "totals" who take turns to fight, and they all say the same thing, what am I awesome or something, and then the biggest "total" to summarize - as long as you are willing to do it and are willing to take the initiative to work overtime to create value for the company, you will "may" and "have the opportunity" to get more bonuses, and even take dividends and equity, drawing a big pie.

But he changed his words and said: I don't care about hard work, hard work is useless, hard work is not able to get the above rewards (that is to say, it is useless to only do your own work), to create credit, how to create credit? That is to take the initiative to work overtime and take the initiative to do sales, and the company will give you training, so that you can all make a lot of money.

Hehe......

After an hour of overtime, when it was finally over, just when we thought we could leave, we were told that from the next day, we would start work ten minutes earlier in the morning and have a morning meeting...... Open every day.

Hehe......

Immediately after that, I rushed to the company early in the morning and found that the so-called morning meeting was not held in the office, but in the company hall...... Do radio gymnastics!

After doing gymnastics, you think it's the right thing? No, and then there's shouting, which is really going to be shouted: "Good, good, very good, XX (company name) will be better tomorrow!" Yay~", that's right, it's this simple slogan, and this "yes" really has to raise your arms high and compare your scissor hands.

Exciting, right? Like the ones out there who sell houses? Barbershop card? Yes, it's the same routine, and it's not over yet.

Next, the company's two new female leaders (manager-level, not "total"), and the biggest boss began to tell stories again, oh, by the way, before speaking, there is still a need to make an action - two people shake hands, clench fists, and then hug and pat shoulders, it's just six-six-six!

This is an action that everyone has to do with the person who spoke before before speaking, indicating that we are a family, close partners...... I'm so, it's a ......

Then it's brainwashing nonsense without nutrition, what I used to be how poor I was, what I was a child from the countryside, I didn't even dare to speak to acquaintances before, but look at me now, in addition to speaking in the company, at least 1,000 people, 1,500 people, how successful I am now, in short, as long as you follow me, everyone can have a chance to succeed.

Look, it's almost the same as last night, oh no, there are still differences, for example, he blew a few more outrageous "".

Why did I do 500 push-ups in one breath every morning and 500 push-ups again in the evening...... Damn, do you think you're Saitama or Hideyoshi Onizuka! Don't you look at your body with a small belly, which looks like a non-human comic book hero?!!!! Who gave you the confidence!!!!

What do you say about your honesty, integrity, and gave an example of how you were "upright" when you were a child, and when the lesbian stood up in class, she moved his seat away and didn't know, and sat on the ground, and the whole class laughed...... If it was over, it would have been fine, but it didn't, because he said he had been played like this for three classes in a row, and he hadn't looked back at the chair once, and each time he fell to the floor, and the class laughed...... Hehe, you're not stupid, you're deaf and blind, right? Or when you move your chair away from the table, you can't see her little movements at all? Can't hear the chairs rubbing on the floor? School chairs from the seventies and eighties have this quality? You're taking us for fools......

You think that's the end of it? No, he also told a more "magical" story, the theme is still that he is a "upright" guy: what did he use to be shy and afraid to speak in front of acquaintances (unable to complain), and then once again relatives came to the house, and the family sat to eat, and he sat on the edge of the heating thing, and then ...... His clothes were scorched, but he didn't dare to say or move, so he ...... One layer, two layers, until his flesh ...... However, he still didn't move (here he made a "joke", saying that he was the same as Qiu Shaoyun...... cnm！ It's simply an insult to the martyrs...... It wasn't until his dad noticed that his body was smoking that he pulled him away...... I'm really ...... No fxck said.

Anyway, this biggest "total" today has always meant the same, I used to be poor, I was upright, I was honest, but I can succeed, so you can ...... He also compared himself to Ma Yun, why are the conditions for starting a business better now than Ma Yun before, Ma Yun can succeed, and we can also succeed...... Employees who do not have the goal of earning 100 million are not suitable to stay in this team...... Hehe, no fxck said.

Then the two women began to say something: XX (the largest general name) is my life mentor, what soul mentor is guiding the direction of my life......

Hehe, no fxck said...... I don't even dare to write like this, I've seen it......

Anyway, by the time they finished, we had been standing for an hour, well, many of us hadn't eaten breakfast...... Then it was even worse, they said, in the future, everyone will have to share their feelings and share their lives at the morning meeting every day...... Yes, everyone, come in turn, and start from the beginning when they are finished...... It's six-six-six.

To get back to the point, this set of things, if people who often watch the news, should have some impression, this is a kind of brainwashing using psychological knowledge, a kind of spiritual strong (harmonious) rape, and a kind of chuan sales model.

Well, that's what I experienced today, and then I spent the day updating my resume and getting ready for a job change.

No change today.

ps: Actually, there are 2000+ of this thing, anyway, I don't need money, everyone just take it as a joke, although it is my personal experience......

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