Chapter 64: Spice it up
At this time, everyone heard that a Japanese person came to the door to take on the challenge.
So, all the people immediately gathered around, some holding a few skewers of barbecue in their hands, some still holding wine glasses in their hands, and some simply holding wine bottles.
Some of the people of the Dao Ge Guard have been in the underworld for a long time, and they don't know what Japan is, so they ask the people next to them.
"You don't know the Japanese?" Li Xiaogang said disdainfully, "It's the same as the Japanese and Ryukyu that I said before, do you know?" ”
When he said this, the brothers of the Sword Brother Guard understood.
"Damn, it turned out to be a wolf, those dwarfs. In those years, the border was repeatedly violated along the coast, and it was just a group of robbers. ”
"I've heard that they're pretty good, and several of my fellow villagers died while fighting the Japanese invaders."
"It's amazing, their kung fu is all passed over from my China, no matter how powerful it is, it's limited."
"No, I heard that they will escape from earth, water, fire or something, and the most powerful thing is the wood escape, and a forest will emerge all of a sudden. Also, I heard that they will summon powerful guys from the other world to help in the battle, white elephants, apes, turtles, eagles, etc., no matter how you kill them, you can't kill them, it's very powerful! ”
"Ahh
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There was a lot of talk and emotion, and they all asked me to agree to Sato's one-on-one duel, saying that I would severely frustrate the spirit of these dwarfs.
In fact, these guys in front of me are not short at all.
Ma Hongxiang, Li Xiaogang, Tang Guoqing and others were also so excited that they kept encouraging me: "Go up, go up, do it with him!" The big showdown between China and Japan, this kind of thing is only seen when I watch old TV series, let's have a realistic version on the spot. ”
In the face of such an enthusiastic scene, how can I refuse?
"I'm just afraid of damaging my meadow. You see how good this meadow is, and if they fight on it a few times, won't it be a mess? I said with a smile.
"Holy!" Ma Hongxiang and Li Xiaogang each kicked me in the ass.
Li Xiaogang is engaged in water and electricity, and he quickly got the lights right when he ran back.
The light shone out from a window on the third floor, and a piece of grass about ten meters long and wide shone on a flat grass, and it was considered a ring.
The dozen or so Japanese soul-possessed people stood on the side of Higashite, and we stood opposite them. In terms of numbers, we are much more than them.
I whispered to Tang Jiang: "You go and remind the brothers, these guys don't know the details, and we don't know what kind of kung fu they have, so let's be careful." ”
Before Tang Jiang could speak, Liu Fufeng said with a smile on my left hand: "Lord Xiaodao, you can rest assured." After a big battle last night, this competition, going long can be regarded as adjusting the mood, it's okay. ”
Tang Jiang also smiled and said, "I think so too. ”
I nodded, actually, that's what I thought, hehe.
I was about to speak, but Chu Wanli was already holding his broken iron sword, and he couldn't wait to jump out, shouting at the other side: "Come on, come on, I can't wait, which of you will come to fight first?" ”
The Japanese translator walked into the middle of the room.
Chu Wanli said excitedly: "You came first, didn't you?" I'm afraid I'll beat you up and no one will be a translator. But it doesn't matter, everyone fist to fist, sword to sword, and there is no need for any translation. ”
The Japanese translator shook his hands and hurriedly said, "I'm not here to compete." Mr. Sato said that he had a few rules to clarify before the competition. ”
Chu Wanli said impatiently: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and let it go if you have a fart!" ”
The Japanese interpreter said, "First, Mr. Sato is here for the sake of his compatriots. Therefore, he only competed with those who took up the bodies of their compatriots and beat them in KTV, and no one else could participate. ”
Chu Wanli glared and said, "What does this mean?" ”
"That means, you're not qualified to play, hahaha." The brothers of the Knife Brother Guard all laughed.
Chu Wanli suddenly jumped up: "Then how can it be done?" Lao Tzu disagrees with this one! Why can I just let them go and I can't? ”
The Japanese translator said, "After all those people are defeated, if there are any other people who are not convinced, you can go down and challenge." But you can't get out of the game first. ”
"No, I'm going to be the first to get off, whoever doesn't let me be the first to get off, I'm not done with him!" Chu Wanli was so anxious that he jumped to his feet.
At this time, Lu Jinjian said lightly: "If you make trouble here again, our agreement will be canceled." ”
Chu Wanli was stunned for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll bear it!" ”
After speaking, he walked back dejectedly, and said to the brothers of the Sword Brother Guards next to Lu Jinjian: "If any of you loses, he will be punished for washing the toilet for a year!" ”
The Japanese translator saw that Chu Wanli had retreated, so he continued: "The second rule is that Mr. Sato already knows the identity of Mr. Xiaodao and his ability. Mr. Sato admits that neither of them is Mr. Knife's opponent, but this is just a grudge between these imps below them, so I hope Mr. Knife will not make a move this time, and someone will naturally settle accounts with you in the future. ”
I couldn't help frowning, "Someone will settle accounts with me in the future?" "What does this mean?
The brothers of the Sword Brother Guard shouted one after another: "To deal with you widows, do you still use our lord to take action personally?" We can easily solve it. Did you finish farting? When we were done, we started quickly, and we haven't finished the barbecue yet. ”
The Japanese translator said loudly: "There is a third point, in this competition, you can use any weapon, you can use any means, as long as you can defeat the other party." The sword has no eyes, and life and death have no complaints! ”
Chu Yunfeng was the first to jump over, and as soon as he raised his foot, he kicked the Japanese translator out with a "grunt", and said loudly: "So much nonsense!" I'm Chu Yunfeng, I'm the first to appear, which of you will die first? ”
The interpreter rolled into the crowd of Japanese, got up, and shouted, "There is a fifth point, the winner can stay in the field and accept the next challenge until he is defeated." Of course, you can also replace it with another one......"
The brothers of Brother Dao's guard thought that guy was talking too much, and they were impatient, and they threw the bamboo sticks and wine bottles in their hands at him, and they all scolded him.
The other party finally walked out of a person, and stood still about a meter away from Chu Yunfeng, bowed ninety degrees, and said a word in his mouth.
The Japanese translator said loudly: "It's Mr. Inukai Takeshi who is fighting now." ”
Chu Yunfeng turned slightly sideways at the dog Yangyi, squinted at him, and said disdainfully: "Dog breeding? I heard that you do have such a surname, does that mean bitch? ”
Everyone burst into laughter. Guo Tingting on my right was drinking orange juice, and at this time she couldn't help but squirt out and cough constantly.
The dog Yangyi was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand what Chu Yunfeng said, let alone what everyone laughed at. Suddenly he shouted, threw away the scabbard in his hand, held the sword high above the top with both hands, took two steps forward, and slashed down on the top of Chu Yunfeng's head.
The brother of the Sword Brother Guard next to him couldn't help but let out a low breath.
As soon as the so-called connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. Although the name of the dog is weird, the shot is really extraordinary, fast, fast, and sharp.
The crowd finally put away their contempt.
Chu Yunfeng obviously didn't expect that dog Yangyi would make such a quick move, and he was forced to retreat again and again.
The dog's swordsmanship seems simple, but it is very practical and powerful; The footwork seems to be rough and shallow, but it is very steady and agile, as if gliding against the grass.
Chu Yunfeng didn't have a sword, he just held an iron pipe, and after barely blocking it a few times, his arm was not so flexible. Obviously, these few hard blocks have numbed his arms.
In this way, Chu Yunfeng's situation was even more passive.
"Stinky boy, come on, or you're going to go to the toilet!" Chu Wanli stood in front of me on the left, punching and kicking, as if he was in a hurry to get out of the game himself.
Chu Yunfeng retreated again and again, and suddenly his feet slipped, and he actually fell on his back!