Chapter 31: Daifuku, Pig Treasure?
At the ticket office at the gate of the forest park, a slender staff member was conscientiously selling tickets at this time.
A chubby colleague next to him was lying on a chair biting the chicken leg with relish, as if it was a delicacy in the world, and he was intoxicated.
The thin man was busy for a long time, and glanced at the fat man sitting next to him with disgust, and his heart was so congested that he couldn't stand it, and couldn't help but make a sound.
"Dafuku, you said that you have eaten up all the demolition money given by the village, and now you are poor and white! You are the only one left in your family, and you don't want to marry a daughter-in-law and have a baby. Know how to eat and eat every day! Why are you still in the mood to gnaw on chicken legs at work, it's not a shame to be fat like this! If it weren't for the job of selling tickets, only the people in our village could do it, and according to your way of eating, I would have starved to death! ”
The thin man crackled and talked a lot, but Zhu Dafu didn't react at all, he still looked dead, which made him suddenly angry.
Zhu Dafu waved his hand at him, licked the last stranded meat on the chicken leg into his mouth, and took out another chicken leg out of nowhere, but shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
Zhu Dafu's face was big and round, like a soft round steamed bun emitted by white noodles, which made people itch and want to go up and pinch it.
Under the short and black eyebrows, a pair of smart big eyes have been narrowed into a line at this time, lining the big belly that is bulging like a leather ball, and the whole looks like a kind "Maitreya Buddha", which makes people can't help but feel good about him.
"Xiaofei, you're just too young! If you don't bring money in life and don't take it when you die, keep it, it's just a number symbol. Money should be spent in its entirety, and it is safest to eat it in your stomach. There are so many delicacies in this world, every time you taste it, won't the demolition money be spent? It's a pity that the money is so small, so I can only stay here and nibble on chicken legs now. ”
After a moment of silence, Li Fei and Zhu Dafu sighed helplessly at the same time.
Li Fei knew that this fat man was completely hopeless, and a set of crooked reasoning made him speechless for a long time, except for sighing, what else could he do!
Zhu Dafu is also sad now, he finally arrived at a good place, and he can completely liberate his nature, let go of his belly and eat a lot. On top of that, the stuff here is very tasty! It's a pity that counting the time, the calamity is coming, and he will never be able to taste those delicious foods again.
"All the world sleeps, but I wake alone; The world is turbid, and I am alone." Life, it's really lonely as snow!
Zhu Dafu closed his eyes slightly, slowly tasted the chicken leg in his hand, and secretly praised it, it was really fat but not greasy, fragrant and delicious.
He patted his round belly and reluctantly swallowed the chicken.
The mixture of melancholy and sadness in his heart made Zhu Dafu nostalgic and touched.
It's hard to raise a little similar to him before, and these cute fats are about to leave him!
It's really money is valuable, freedom is more expensive, if it's for food, both can be thrown.
Before Zhu Dafu could continue to praise his new good poem, a clean and crisp female voice came from his ears, just like the yacon fruit he had eaten before, crisp and sweet, refreshing.
"Please give us 3 tickets."
As soon as her words fell, a milky voice appeared in Zhu Dafu's head.
"Pig Bao, you're still so fat! Hee-hee-hee! ”
What a familiar triad of ridicule, but it exploded in Zhu Dafu's mind like thunder.
Zhu Dafu opened his eyes instantly, his small eyes widened all at once, his eyes were shining like torches, and he slowly glanced around the faces of several handsome men and beauties.
His gaze paused on Lu Qianzhe for a moment, and finally stopped on the face of the little monkey on Zhong Lingxin's shoulder.
Zhu Dafu suddenly took a breath of cold air, and was so frightened that his jaw slammed on the surface of his feet, and he poked there in a daze like half a piece of wood.
Zhu Dafu's hand also shook subconsciously, and his favorite chicken leg fell to the ground, and now he didn't have time to feel distressed.
He stood up slowly, stared at the little variegated monkey, and muttered silently in his head.
"Brother Monkey?!"
Without waiting for Zhong Lingxin to react, Xiaobai jumped on Zhu Dafu's head, slapped his round fat face again and again, grinning at him, looking very intimate.
The air around them was silent for a moment.
Zhu Dafu hurriedly opened the door of the ticket office, ignoring Li Fei's stunned.
Zhu Dafu arrived in front of Zhong Lingxin like a gust of wind in an instant, and said with a smile at her: "I have been playing in this forest since I was a child, and I will be a guide for you for free and take you to get acquainted with this place." ”
He smiled like a round white rice ball, and his eyes narrowed into a slit, looking very friendly and amiable.
Although Zhu Dafu is a little fat, he does not give people a fat feeling.
He's a little fat and natural, which makes people think he's cute, so it's not annoying.
Zhong Lingxin's brows furrowed slightly, glanced at Xiaobai who was lying on Zhu Dafu's head, and pursed his lips slightly.
She glanced sideways at Lin Yincheng, saw him nod slightly, and then looked at the honest round face.
Since he was not malicious and familiar with the terrain, and his pet was still clinging to him, Zhong Lingxin nodded and agreed that he would lead the way in front after thinking about it again.
The forest park is densely wooded and a variety of birds sing cheerful notes, and there is no early winter here. Tall trees, dwarf flowers and plants, clusters of shrubs, tall and low plants, are scattered and scattered. There is a faint fragrance of plants and trees in the air, which makes people feel comfortable and pleasant to take a deep breath.
Even in the morning, many people come here to breathe some fresh air, get back to nature and relax.
Zhu Dafu walked on the path he was extremely familiar with with a big belly, and turned back to introduce Zhong Lingxin and them from time to time.
However, Zhu Dafu was communicating with Xiaobai under their noses at the moment.
"Brother Monkey, why were you reincarnated in a monkey, you scared me out just now!"
Xiaobai let out a long sigh, his tone tinged with chagrin.
"I don't know what went wrong. Originally, we of the Twelve Holy Guardians were meant to be reincarnated into unrelated beings to avoid unnecessary cause and effect. Uncle, I didn't expect to be reincarnated in a young monkey! ”
Zhu Dafu swallowed his saliva and asked cautiously, "Brother Monkey, why did you become someone's pet?" ”
Zhu Dafu's scalp tightened for a moment, and he couldn't help but exhale in pain, seeing that Lu Qianzhe next to him curled the corners of his mouth, his smile was full of schadenfreude.
Xiao Bai Yuguang saw Lu Qianzhe smiling so happily, and his chagrin instantly turned into annoyance.
It jumped onto Lu Qianzhe's head again and stroked his hair fiercely.
Hearing Lu Qianzhe's screams of pain, Xiao Bai's anger finally calmed down contentedly.
"Think of the monkey saint of my generation, who was revered by all things in the past, and worshiped by all races. Now he has become a mortal pet. After my reincarnation, my memories and all my abilities were sealed. Those little reptiles almost ate me. You said that if that were the case, I would die unjustly! That woman is my savior! And she has a bit of a conscience, and she signed an equal contract with me. I'll forgive her graciously! ”
The milky voice, with the old-fashioned tone, spoke heartbreakingly.
The weird sense of comical made Zhu Dafu couldn't help but want to laugh, but he didn't dare to show a hint of laughter on his face, he didn't see the unlucky ghost opposite, and now he was miserable by Brother Monkey.
"Brother Monkey, why don't you leave this mortal, we are here, but we have a mission."
Xiaobai glanced at his fat body, rolled his eyes disdainfully, and ruthlessly exposed the true face of this pig.
"You lazy pig, look at your fat body, you must have been immersed in food again during this time! What do you remember besides eating? What mission do you mention to me, you must have forgotten to grow grass in a corner of the wilderness! ”
Zhu Dafu was exposed by Xiaobai, and he was not enterprising or ashamed during this time.
He was originally the youngest of the twelve saints, and he was indeed lazy and greedy as Brother Monkey said, so his cultivation was also the lowest.
There were 11 tall men in front of him, and even if the Twelve Holy Palaces collapsed, he wouldn't have to hold them.
He's willing to be lazy after them.
Besides, his ability is defensive, without the slightest combat effectiveness, he can only be beaten passively, what can he do?
Therefore, after Zhu Dafu was reincarnated on this planet, in addition to the ability not to be brought over, his memory was not sealed like the other twelve saints. 3
Xiao Bai looked back at Zhong Lingxin, who had a cold expression, and a strange light flashed in his eyes.
Hopefully his perception is wrong, not her!
"This mortal is indeed a little special, but I'm not sure she's the one we're looking for. I followed her and got a Chaos Fruit. Although his memory has been restored, his ability is not as good as one percent of what it used to be. However, I now perceive several people who are suspected to be other reincarnated Twelve Holy Guardians. ”
"Really? Brother Monkey, you are indeed the most perceptive of our Twelve Sages. ”
"Humph! That's a must! Without me, I might not be able to find anyone for ten years. ”
"Brother Monkey, you're so right!"
Xiaobai was praised by Zhu Dafu's rainbow fart and grinned, his expression full of pride.
It continued to flutter twice on Lu Qianzhe's head, ignoring his strange screams.
"Guess who this guy is at my feet?"
Zhu Dafu has been scared enough today, and his heart is relatively strong.
Even Brother Monkey has become a pet monkey, what is impossible in this world!
Zhu Dafu turned his head sideways and squinted slightly, looking at Lu Qianzhe carefully, so serious that he didn't even let go of a single strand of his hair.
Lu Qianzhe saw the fat man next to him, staring at him obscenely, and he had goosebumps.
Lu Qianzhe couldn't help glaring at him, his eyes were cold, and he could reveal the cold wind.
He had the urge to grab Zhu Dafu's collar and ask loudly: "Look at what to see!" I've never seen a handsome guy! Lao Tzu doesn't engage in base! ”
Zhu Dafu seemed to sense Lu Qianzhe's imminent outburst of emotion, so he looked away and didn't dare to look at him again.
"It can't be a big dog, right?!"
Xiaobai nodded, his eyes blinked, and he had a "teachable" expression.
"Yes, it's the Dog Saint. Well, he doesn't like the name, let's call it Big Dog! ”