Huo Lengxiao, who couldn't fall asleep tossing and turning, got up and turned on his mobile phone, and sent the second circle of friends in his life-

[My wife is unhappy, I am so panicked, I don't know what to do! 】

As soon as the news was sent, I received a reply immediately......

The fastest is always Su Jingxuan, a gossip, and his mouth is very cheap: What's wrong with the third brother, he didn't sleep so late, was he kicked out of bed by the third sister-in-law?

Hahaha......

Plus a row of laughing memes.

It's really a lot to be beaten, how much to be beaten.

However, Huo Lengxiao was in no mood to clean him up now, so he continued to look down silently......

Then, there was Huo Lengyan with a tendon: San'er, you haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run? You've watched pigs run since you were a child, and you've watched it for more than 20 years, haven't you learned what to do?

The old Huo Lengyue @ Huo Lengyan: Second brother, I'm going to tell my parents that you scold them for being pigs.

Huo Lengyan replied to Huo Lengyue: Get out!

Huo Lengxian, the steady patriarch, also spoke: San'er, what your second brother said is right, you can go to our father to borrow a washboard, it may work.

There is also a beautiful man Huo Lengxi: Third brother, the washboard is an appetizer, and the main meal is still in bed, according to my observation for many years, every time our father makes our mother angry, it is finally reconciled in bed.

As for how to reconcile in bed, third brother, you know......

Attach a row of evil emotes, and another row of erotic emotes.

The old man Huo Lengyue @ Huo Lengxi again: Fourth brother, I'm going to tell my parents that you are peeping at their bed scenes.

Huo Lengxi replied to Huo Lengyue: Huo Xiaowu, you are a sue king, get out of the way for me!

@Huo Lengxiao: Third brother, listen to me, I promise to coax the third sister-in-law.

Can coax a good fart!

You're all going to work after the marriage cave, if I really do this, this marriage, I don't want to get married.

Huo Lengxiao silently read the comments and complained at the same time.

……

The box opened, and the brothers chatted more and more, and directly used Huo Lengxiao's circle of friends as a chat page.

It's just that the whole conversation is nonsense, and none of them work.

A bunch of useless old bachelors!

Huo Lengxiao looked at it for a while and found that there was no useful information, so he quit WeChat and prepared to sleep......

Suddenly, the WeChat prompt sounded.

It was a voice sent by Su Jingxuan: "Third brother, do you want to give you a chance to coax the third sister-in-law?" ”

Well?

Huo Lengxiao raised his eyebrows, "Let's hear it." ”

"The third sister-in-law asked me to do a paternity test between her and Song Meiyu, you give it to the third sister-in-law, I promise that you can coax the third sister-in-law well."

When people are most sad and sad, they need comfort the most.

After reading the paternity test, the third sister-in-law will definitely be sad and miserable, and when the third brother is coaxing and comforting, it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

"Does that really work?" Huo Lengxiao was very skeptical.

"Yes, third brother, believe me."

"Okay, believe you once!"

"Then third brother, if you succeed in coaxing the third sister-in-law and find out the deadline to prevent the emperor from coming out, can you be lenient until the next full moon night?" This is Su Jingxuan's ultimate goal, otherwise he will be full and support the third brother to give ideas.

"Hehe, no, send me the paternity test report early tomorrow morning, otherwise, pack you and send it to Qi Miaomiao!"

Grass, it's too much!

"Third brother, think about it, less than a month is really too short."

"Third brother, it's just a full moon night, and you agreed!"

"Third brother, are you still there?"

"Third brother, you can ignore me."

"Third Brother ......"

Su Jingxuan sent more than a dozen WeChat messages in a row, and also gave Huo Lengxiao a video ......

finally forced Huo Lengxiao to reopen WeChat and reply to him-

"Get out!"

"If you quarrel again, I'll pack you up for Qi Miaomiao now!"

Two voices were spoken, as if the whole world was silent.