Chapter 1: The Crossing of the Damn Thing
In the secret realm of Zixia Tian's dry bone forest, a blue face dressed in a cloud-patterned dark robe opened his mouth and swallowed the Soul Leaving Pill.
The next moment, the stars around him were blooming, the stars were shifting, the space was changing, and before Lan Yan could react, a piercing coldness came from his heart, and the unformed picture was shattered in an instant.
Lan Yan covered his heart and vomited a mouthful of frosty black blood, slowly opened his eyes, and looked at the purple sky with sharp eyes, feeling the yin wind shuttling and whistling in the dry bone forest.
The blood-stained red lips pursed slightly, looking annoyed.
It's really a bloody mold!
Since she crossed over, her memory is vague, but this body is still banned, and she has to come to this Zixia day every year.
But she couldn't find any clues, and she made herself half-dead, and she died in pain for a day.
Thinking that she is a dignified Chinese medical saint, where can't she eat fragrant and drink spicy food, why does she have to wear it to this cultivation world to find abuse!
This crossing!
"Phew, it's been a waste of my mother's blood again."
After checking for three years, there was no clue, but it made Lan Yan interested.
She is really afraid that the opponent is too simple, if it is the same as crushing an ant, isn't it too boring?
"Lan Changyue!"
Wiping the blood from the corners of his mouth, Lan Yan squinted his eyes and looked at the milk babies behind him who were busy with their heads down.
"In! All right? Forehead...... Mother? How are you! ”
The milk baby Lan Changyue raised her head with a swish, revealing a round and jade, pink carved little face, tied in a boy's bun but so beautiful that she couldn't speak.
He looked like he was three or four years old, with a pair of black jewel-like eyes that brought up mist in the blink of two times, and his thick eyelashes fluttered, and in the blink of an eye, he brought a look of worry and grievance.
Lan Yan's face was gloomy, not relenting at all, and he looked at the half-bitten pastry in his hand with a smile, and then looked at the crumbs on the corners of his mouth.
"Mother, don't eat the Soul Leaving Pill anymore, okay? Every time I eat the breath of the Soul Leaving Pill Niang, it makes me so sad. ”
Lan Changyue seemed to be unconscious, and while pouting and selling pitiful, he quickly stuffed the pastries into the small tiger skin satchel he carried with him.
After that, he was not satisfied, and he stuck out his tongue, licked it around his mouth quickly, rolled all the crumbs into his mouth, and swallowed it quietly.
The corners of Lan Yan's mouth twitched: "......" This is definitely not her own!
"Mother, did you hear Ah Yue's words, why don't we take that soul leaving pill and sell it, and the money earned can buy Mandarin Duck cake for Ah Yue! Mandarin duck cake is better than the Soul Leaving Pill, there are no side effects, we ......"
"Okay, I'll buy you mandarin duck cake."
"I know that my mother loves me the most."
Lan Yan smiled, Lan Changyue's eyes lit up instantly, and she pounced on Lan Yan happily.
said that it was too late, and as soon as Lan Changyue approached with his little short legs, Lan Yan grabbed him by the collar, and pressed him directly to the ground with a twist of his wrist.
"Mother, you blew me up again?!!"
Lan Changyue's small body instantly shrunk into a quail appearance, her dark eyes opened round, staring at Lan Yan, and a pair of small hands immediately covered her tiger skin satchel.
Seeing this, Lan Yan's heart was soft, but he did not hesitate to move in his hands.
"How many times have I taught you? As a female doll, you don't know how to protect yourself so much, you deserve to be filial to your mother today, have a long memory, don't you hand over the snacks quickly? ”
"Ahh
The evil smile on Lan Yan's face stung Lan Changyue, and the immature and soft voice screamed miserably, and he resisted in grief and anger, and hurriedly waved his little fat hand and slapped it on Lan Yan's hand.
"Lan Changyue! Dare to do it with the old lady? ”
Lan Yan glared.
Where does Lan Changyue care about Lan Yan, the sky is big, and the dim sum is the biggest!
Seeing that Lan Yan didn't let go, Lan Changyue was evil from his mouth, and he opened his mouth wide to bite Lan Yan's hand.
Lan Yan looked at everything in his eyes, smiled in his heart, quickly withdrew his hands, and gritted his teeth on his face: "Lan Changyue, you are very fat?!" ”
Lan Changyue saw that he had a successful blow, hugged his body, and rolled out a long distance before he stood up and patted the weeds on his body, and proudly showed off his hair: "My mother has given in." ”
"Oh? It seems that you don't want to hand it over voluntarily? Lan Yan sneered and narrowed his eyes, and the star power around his body surged, bringing bursts of starlight.
"My mother-in-law, murder of parents and children!!"
Lan Changyue yelled badly, turned his head spinelessly and ran, and when he ran, the little fat hand was still covering his small cross bag, and the snacks couldn't be lost!
Lan Yan watched his little short legs swing rapidly, and he disappeared into the depths of the Dry Bone Forest, smiling silently, his face full of gentleness.
The aura of despair and remorse that remained on her because of the Soul Leaving Pill slowly dissipated.
That's it, if she can't find out, forget it, anyway, tomorrow, she should go back to the original owner's house, and then she will have to settle those old accounts.
Thinking of the information of the original owner that he had found in the past few years, Lan Yan's breath inadvertently became a little cold, and he lay on the ground, looking at the sky of Zixia with cold eyes.
It's really ridiculous that a man in a family steals a prostitute's dog things, and he is very proud of it.
Glancing at the direction in which Lan Changyue ran away, Lan Yan directly threw a transmission note out: "If you have run enough, you will come back to sleep for me, and if you miss the big event of tomorrow, I will confiscate your snacks for three days!" ”
This purple sky is as bright as day even at night, and it is really dazzling.
Thinking about it, Lan Yan waved his hand, and the stars surged, separating a dark space around him, and he closed his eyes and slept.
As for Lan Changyue's safety, she was not worried at all. This forest of dry bones may be like a ghost to others, but to that kid, it's just a back garden.
At this time, Lan Changyue was panting and hiding behind a bone tree, saying that he was hiding, but he had no low-key consciousness at all, while pouting his ass and probing his brain, he pouted and thought he whispered: "Mother is really, grab my snacks at every turn, Ah Yue still needs dim sum and long meat, it seems that it's time to trick a father to come back and take care of his mother, but where to deceive, where is there a father who is suave and suave Dragon Zhang Fengzi The world's unparalleled demons and disasters can be deceive......
Before he finished speaking, the transmission note that turned into a streamer swooped into Lan Changyue's head.
As soon as he heard that he was going to be confiscated for snacks, his little butt suddenly couldn't sit still, and he was so angry that he stomped his feet back and forth: "Ah Yue was picked up by her mother!" Every day I think about pit my dim sum! I don't eat snacks, when will I grow up, and when will I be able to disguise myself as a man and go out to hook up with a young lady like my mother!? ”
Lan Changyue, who was so angry that she was about to go back to Lan Yan to reason, suddenly grabbed the small bag where she put the snacks, and blinked her black jewel-like eyes: "No, my mother is such a chicken thief, will it up again?" ”
"Then should I go back?"
"What if I go back and rob my mother of my snacks?"
"Sumire said that my mother likes herbs, why don't I go find some herbs to exchange for snacks? Good way, Lan Changyue, you are really a genius! ”