In the dilapidated rental house, this sad otaku is bored watching short videos.

That's right, today is Christmas, everyone else is hugging the goddess on a date, but a silk fisherman like him can only watch the beauty in the mobile phone and have a good time.

In fact, he specially bought something that the goddess liked today, and went to make an appointment with the goddess, but unfortunately the goddess sent him away after receiving his things, as a licking dog, he is still qualified.

But today's short videos seem to have changed their taste, all kinds of mentally retarded jokes.

"If you marry a man, you must marry a rich one, because although the rich are scum, they are still rich."

"People must become rich people in life, with me, we will earn millions a month."

"To see if a man loves you or not, it depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you, he must have a car and a house, and the bride price is best to be 2 million, so that he will cherish you if he goes bankrupt."

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Zhang Yang saw it and scolded, what a thing, it is such an unscrupulous poisonous chicken soup video that makes women in this era more and more realistic.

Alas, I am fortunate to live a new life, but I can't change my fate.

Yes, Zhang Yang is a traverser, but unlike other traversers, God did not give him any gifted superpowers, let alone a golden finger for him to start the game.

He couldn't help but be sad and angry, what are you asking me to do here?

After a few days of observation, Li Bing finally reluctantly discovered that except for the historical events in this world, which were different from the previous world, the other world settings were exactly the same.

Every time I think that I have come to a new world, I have to live the life of a poor dick before.

Zhang Yang couldn't help but pity his precious opportunity to cross.

"What a fool to cross, you don't even give me a golden finger, and you're embarrassed to let me cross."

Li Bing looked at the dilapidated ceiling of the roof and scolded the thief.

However, just as his voice fell, a mechanical version of the voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Ding, the invincible spit system is activated, bind the host."

"The binding is successful, the proposition is promoted, the system is evaluated, the primary spray god, and the spit coin is 0."

Hearing these words, Zhang Yang sat up from the bed, and his face showed ecstasy.

"I know, how can Lao Tzu, a traverser, not have a golden finger, this system will come as soon as it is said."

He was not only excited, but also full of curiosity, and hurriedly asked.

"Invincible spit system, what is your role? Tell me quickly. ”

"Answer the host, after the system is successfully bound, every time the host scolds someone, sprays people, and raises the bar, the system will immediately give a reward for Tucao coins, which can be used to buy system goods, and can also be exchanged for cash, each Tucao coin can be exchanged for a hundred cash in real life."

Hearing this, Zhang Yang couldn't help but be excited, with this system, lying in bed every day as a keyboard warrior, he can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a month, and he still works hard.

Thinking of this, he was a little impatient.

Just open a small video on your phone,

"If you want to marry me, it is impossible without a million bride price, a villa, and a luxury car worth several million......"

In the video, a three-point appearance, six-point makeup, the woman said with a proud face.

Zhang Yang looked disgusted and immediately commented in the comment area.

"Girl, is a million enough, how do I feel that I can't cure your brain disease?"

As he evaluated the success, it immediately sounded in his mind.

"Ding, the god spray value is +2, and the god spraying system rewards the host with twenty spit coins."

Zhang Yang was excited, and quickly clicked on the mall interface in his mind, and sure enough, in the column of the actual amount, the word twenty appeared.

He couldn't help but get excited, and he didn't care about the mess in the mall, and said directly to the system.

"System system, I want to exchange cash, these twenty Tucao coins, all exchange."

"Ding, the system accepts the host's instruction and starts the exchange, Ding, the exchange is successful."

As the sound of the system fell, Zhang Yang's mobile phone immediately received a short message.

There were really two thousand more in his bank card, and he couldn't help but get excited.

This money is too easy to come by, at this rate, it won't be long before Lao Tzu will be super rich.

Zhang Yang took a deep breath and suddenly thought of a sentence that a big guy once said.

Set a small goal first and earn him 100 million!

It was at this time that the flamboyant phone rang.

When he looked at the caller ID, it was his dormitory friend, Chubby.

"What's the matter, Chubby, why did you remember to call me, did you know that buddy I was going to be a bull soon?"

Zhang Yang said triumphantly, he was still immersed in the joy of getting the spit system.

On the day of the call, he said in a tone of hatred.

"I don't know if it's bull or not, but I know that you're going to be a fool now, and I guess the whole school is watching your jokes."

Zhang Yang was stunned for a moment, and asked strangely,

"Chubby, what do you mean by that?"

Chubby said angrily,

"I don't think I can tell you clearly, you can go to the school forum and take a look yourself."

Zhang Yang's face was full of doubts, and he quickly opened the forum, as a dick student, the water forum is a necessary skill.

After opening the school forum of Jiangnan University, the one that was placed on the top turned out to be the goddess Li Siqi.

Zhang Yang couldn't help but click in curiously, but after seeing the content inside, he quickly became angry, and at the same time understood what Xiaopang meant.

"The licking dog is really dedicated now, so I casually said that I wanted to eat Nancheng's pastries, and the dog went to buy it back. I really thought I would be moved to be with him, and I laughed to death. ”

Li Siqi's forum is probably this content, and at the same time lost a few pictures of pastries.

Others don't know, but Zhang Yang knows in his heart that those things are bought by himself.

This Li Siqi is indeed a goddess in Jiangnan School, with countless suitors, and it is understandable that she doesn't like it when she is dumped for her.

But isn't it a bit too much for this woman to openly mock herself like this?

The flamboyant trembling, now that he has obtained the spit system, it is only a matter of time before he becomes a rich man.

As long as you have money, and you are worried that there are no good-looking women coming around, I have to find you Li Siqi?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang gradually calmed down, and he was even a little happy in his heart.

Li Siqi, Li Siqi, you just give me a chance to make money.

So he immediately replied under the forum.

"Goddess, I bought it to feed the dogs, why do you still use it to post on the forum?"

As soon as these words came out, it didn't take long for the forum to explode completely.

", who is this brother, such a, he actually directly attacked Goddess Li Siqi, hard."

"I think he's crazy, Li Siqi dares to spray, and he's not afraid of being found and killed by Li Siqi's suitors?"

Just when everyone was discussing what the consequences of Zhang Yang would be, Zhang Yang really couldn't help but be happy.

I didn't expect that if I sprayed Li Siqi, the system would reward eighty spit coins, could it be that the people I know in reality are more valuable than the people who spray directly on the Internet?