Chapter 381: Chen Dudu pretended to be an interviewer to drive away the applicant

"Got it!" Chen Dudu helped the trash can up again, and the moment the elevator door closed, Chen Dudu jumped up and kicked in the direction of the elevator door, but he didn't expect the elevator door to open again, and the dangling foot had not yet fallen, and it was all seen by Lu Zhanpeng, and Lin Xiaoxiao glared at her fiercely.

"What are you doing?" Lu Zhanpeng looked coldly at her slowly falling feet.

"Move your muscles!" Chen Dudu hurriedly withdrew his foot, smiled awkwardly at Lu Zhanpeng, and wondered whether this guy would go or not?

The elevator door closed again, Chen Dudu stared at the elevator door, didn't dare to make a mistake, this time it didn't open again, and the elevator went down slowly.

Chen Dudu pressed the elevator and waited quietly for the elevator to come up, and after a while, the elevator came up, she entered the elevator, raised her hand and pressed the floor, and the elevator door was closed.

Her head was thinking about what to eat at noon to treat herself, after all, she was left out in the cold all morning, and she would be in a good mood if she ate something delicious.

Banquet? Forget it, the job is not settled, it is better to save a little is a little! Spicy strips, crispy noodles, plus a bottle of yogurt, forget it, yogurt is too expensive, mineral water counts, two yuan will solve the problem.

She subconsciously raised her eyes and looked at the display screen above, she raised her finger and pressed the door opening button, the door could not be opened, she pressed the elevator on all floors, the elevator still did not move, this is miserable, the elevator is broken.

She pressed the emergency call button, there was no response, she went to eat at noon, and there was not even a person on duty, Chen Dudu sat on the ground in annoyance, and all the troubles of the whole day were encountered by her alone.

She fell asleep in the elevator in a daze, and when it was nearly three o'clock, she woke up.

Seeing that it was three o'clock, the elevator still couldn't open, she pressed the emergency call button again, and someone responded at this time, reassuring her to be a little restless, and immediately sent someone to repair it.

Not long after, the staff came to the scene, after maintenance, Chen Dudu successfully walked out of the elevator, just came out, and met Lu Zhanpeng, the moment he got off the elevator, he swept Chen Dudu, Jun's face was full of displeasure.

"I can't wait for the elevator for half a day, it turns out that you are making a joke, if you are not satisfied, you can walk away, there is no need to destroy public facilities here!" Lu Zhanpeng glanced at her and stepped into the company.

Lin Xiaoxiao glared at her fiercely and reprimanded: "It's really unqualified!" ”

Chen Dudu was just about to quibble, and then thought about it, they saw it when they kicked down the trash can before, even if they explained that the elevator was not destroyed by her, people would not believe it, forget it, don't explain, believe it or not, after all, I was trapped in the elevator at noon, and I am still hungry until now! She didn't have the strength to argue.

Watching the two walk in, Chen Dudu came to the front desk again, the front desk lady politely let Chen Dudu to the conference room, she was the only one in the conference room, she looked around, bored to turn the gel pen in her hand, and there was her resume and application materials on the conference table, which she buckled on the table.

At this moment, the door was pushed open, and eight people walked in turn, smiling at her, and Chen Dudu smiled at them in return.

They sat down opposite her, Chen Dudu raised his eyes in surprise and looked at the eight people in front of him, six men and two women, is this an interview or a trial prisoner?

Chen Dudu was suspicious in her heart, she was the only applicant in the afternoon, could she need so many people to interview her alone?

At this time, a man on the opposite side looked at Chen Dudu and asked politely: "Hello, we are applying, are you interviewing here?" ”

Chen Dudu was in a trance, and they took her as an interviewer. Chen Dudu's heart was amused, and he was angry all morning, and he just vented it on the eight of them.

Chen Dudu sat up straight, looked at them seriously and said, "Did you bring your resume?" ”

"Bring, bringing!" One by one, they put their resumes in front of her.

Chen Dudu pretended to flip through randomly, and said calmly: "I'm sorry, you're out, let's go!" ”

"Why?" The eight interviewees almost blurted out and unconsciously stood up.

"Didn't you read the job brochure? The last one is clearly written to require a good image and a sweet voice, you see, one by one looks like a toad, and look at your resume, college graduate, or post-education, the major is not right, I wonder how you got in? And you, how old are you this year? Chen Dudu pointed to one of the men and said.

"Twenty-four!" The man said in a trembling voice.

"Twenty-four? You let everyone see, why is it not like forty-four? And you, your hair is about to fall out, and you, as a girl, how can your eyes grow so small? The key is still a single eyelid, and then look at your height, is it as tall as a table? And you, what to see? If you want to have breasts or no breasts, you want ass without ass, and your hair is still so short, what's the difference between you and a man? Don't waste your time, let's go! Chen Dudu waved his hand impatiently at them, and the eight people walked out of the conference room scolding.

Chen Dudu snorted and laughed, laughing forward and backward, it was so funny, her every move did not escape the eyes of one personβ€”β€”, that was Lu Zhanpeng.

At this moment, he was sitting on the chair of the large class, looking at the surveillance screen comfortably, without pulling down a detail, this little girl is really a wonderful character, in the blink of an eye, he sent the applicants away one by one, he was not annoyed, but stared at the little girl in the surveillance stunned, he became more and more interested in her......

After a while, a supervisor walked into the conference room, looked at Chen Dudu and said, "Let's go!" ”

"Is it my turn to interview?" Chen Dudu hurriedly stood up, looked at the supervisor and asked.

The man ignored her and led her out of the conference room and into the interview hall.

Chen Dudu walked in, and when she saw such a huge scene, she was instantly shocked, she suddenly felt at a loss, her small body stood on the ground in a regular manner, her little hands rubbed the application materials, and her little face drooped.

The interview hall was very spacious, and there were ten men in formal clothes sitting side by side, with paper and pens in front of them, and they looked at Chen Dudu with their eyes.

Oh, my God? Is this an interview? This is the rhythm of cannibalism! Ordinary people have to be scared to death! How can there be ten people interviewing her alone? This is too much like her on the judgment seat, she knew that she shouldn't have driven those eight people away, and now she is the focus.

"Miss, please be seated!" Speak by one of the interviewers in the middle.

There is a chair opposite the interviewer, and this posture looks like a prisoner no matter how you look at it.

Chen Dudu raised his head bravely, and was just about to walk with a gentle step, but he didn't want the shoelace of his right foot to open, just stepped on by his left foot, and as soon as he stepped on his right foot, he was flashed to the side by a force, and his little hand didn't have time to hold the chair, and he lay on the ground.

The ten interviewers couldn't help but laugh a little, covering their noses.

Chen Dudu got up from the ground with difficulty, tied his shoelaces, limped to the chair, and sat down.

With her hands on her knees, she straightened up and sat down in her chair in a proper manner, looking up at the formal interviewer in front of her.

At this time, someone took the application materials from her hand and gave them to the interviewer in the middle.

"Miss, please introduce yourself!" The interviewer in the middle casually flipped through her application materials.

"I Chen Dudu, age 20, bachelor's degree, born on June 6, 1987, unmarried, no bad habits, graduated from Yunqiu Institute of Environmental Art, professional environmental art, specialty art, calligraphy, music, running, I am keen on art design, want to create a blue sky in the design industry." Chen Dudu raised his eyes and looked at the interviewer in front of him, and said generously, with the embarrassing encounter just now, it is much more soothing now.

"Do you have any experience in design?" The interviewer continued to ask.

"Do you ask about the past life or the present life?" Chen Dudu looked at the interviewer in surprise, she had rich design experience in her previous life, but she was twenty years old in this life, where did she get her experience?

"Miss, you are really joking, I don't care if you have experience in the previous life, I am asking about this life!" The interviewer covered his nose and smiled, the little girl in front of him was so cute.

"You're sick! I'm twenty years old, and when you're twenty, you're just in college! Chen Dudu said angrily, can such a question be asked?

There was an uproar at the front, and several other interviewers covered their noses and laughed.

The interviewer deliberately cleared his throat and said, "I'm done!" ”

An interviewer on the left starts to ask: "Miss, you are applying for a designer, I would like to ask you about your understanding of design!" ”

"Design is about finding problems and solving them. Finding problems is very important to designers, and design needs a heart that loves life, how to discover those things in life that people have been accustomed to, but are still forced to accept, and then solve it in a better way. Design is based on the prediction of the psychological depth needs of others, combining practicality and beauty. Prediction and practical operation under thinking, pattern, vision, and information collation. Chen Dudu recited the draft prepared in advance.

The interviewers looked at each other and whispered.

One of the interviewers said, "Miss Chen, you just said that your specialty is singing, can you sing a song here?" ”

"Singing may be a bit lacking in confidence at this time." Chen Dudu looked at the interviewer calmly and said.

"Why?" The interviewer asked in surprise.

"I didn't eat at noon, I'm afraid I don't have enough strength to sing it!" Chen Dudu said truthfully.

"Does singing have anything to do with eating?" The interviewer was amazed, the little girl in front of him was so cute.

"Of course it matters, you have been hungry for three days and three nights to try it, I guess you don't even have the strength to speak!" Chen Dudu looked at the interviewer and explained.

"You shouldn't be hungry for three days and three nights!" The interviewer glanced at Chen Dudu with contempt, this girl just didn't want to sing for fear of revealing her stuffing, so she deliberately quibbled.

"Yes, I haven't eaten for almost three days!" At this moment, his stomach rumbled again.

"Miss Chen, are you losing weight?" The interviewer secretly said that now girls will deliberately skip meals in order to maintain a slim figure.

"Do I have the capital to lose weight?" Chen Dudu thought to herself, can she lose weight with her small body? If you subtract it any further, it is estimated that a gust of wind will blow it away! If it weren't for the fact that she hadn't found a job, wouldn't she have had no money to eat?!

"Okay, we're far away, I still ask you to sing a song, this is a necessary part of the interview inspection!" The interviewer asked.

"What song would you like to hear?" Chen Dudu raised his eyes and looked at the interviewer.

"Pick up the best and sing!" The interviewer said.

"Okay!"

Chen Dudu cleared his throat and began to sing:

Two tigers, two tigers

Run fast, run fast

One has no eyes and the other has no tail

It's weird, it's weird

As soon as the song ended, the interviewers covered their noses and smiled.