Chapter 3 Roll over, baby cow!

Looking at Chen Du's back as he fled, Zhao Qian lazily patted his ass and got up, his eyes narrowed, and the corners of his lips raised a touch of ridicule.

"Dare to threaten me? I'm not the young man you slaughtered. He pursed his lips, raised his right palm, and his gaze fell on Da Yanji's hand, and a sharp glint swept across his eyes, "My life starts today...... Take off!"

"Take off!"

The big boy responded loudly and played music, and the background music was the famous song of the movie Rocky - "Going to fly Now".

"Oh, this great man...... Isn't it a product of this world? Could it be that you are from the same world as yourself?"

Listening to this exotic music, Zhao Qian was full of doubts.

But in a moment, he put these distractions behind him.

Zhao Qian was full of pride, and knew in his heart that even if today is gray and tomorrow will be even more gloomy, the day after tomorrow will be bright!

Oh, he was wrong.

The next day.

Day 3.

Day 4.

Day 5.

It's gray every day, and it's getting darker every day.

Not a single guest was there!

Even, Zhao Qian couldn't bear to drive away a fly in the store, at least the fly was still a little popular.

"Look at the point, life is like this," Da Yan said calmly, and the poisonous chicken soup comforted, "Life is the ups and downs of the ups and downs......

"......" Zhao Qian was speechless.

......

"Hi~~ Hello everyone, I'm Tian Tian. ”

A delicate female voice sounded.

"Look here! Look at my back, this is Hongshan District, Jiangcheng City, and at the end of the street where I am located, is the qualifier for the 8th Mecha Wrestling Competition. I heard that the prize money is a full 300,000 yuan! Would you like to take a look with me?"

Zhao Qian looked up, and under the bright sunshine of early spring, a young girl held a selfie stick high and laughed softly in front of the mobile phone camera.

It seems to be a female anchor.

The female anchor has exquisite makeup, slender willow eyebrows, a pair of eyes that seem to be able to speak, and the dress is also a standard kawaii style, except that she is a little taller, almost no different from the two-dimensional girl in the dreams of otaku.

However, her voice was too sweet and greasy, as if mixed with honey, and the so-called too much made Zhao Qian have goosebumps for a while.

"Can't you talk properly?" Zhao Qian muttered.

The female anchor named Tian Tian is obviously familiar with it, making a cute appearance while watching the barrage on her mobile phone, asking questions and answers, and laughing.

Syllable!

The phone screen suddenly went black, as if the signal was cut off.

Tian Tian's face changed suddenly, she retracted the selfie stick, saw the zero signal grid on the phone, and slapped it on the phone a few times.

But this is not an old TV, and of course it has no effect.

"What's going on? What the hell? Why is the signal so bad?"

When she spoke again, it was actually a dialect with the flavor of Northeast ballast, which made Zhao Qian stumble and almost fell into the mud!

I'll go, the contrast between these words before and after is too scary!

What's more, this girl has a delicate and cute appearance, but when she opens her mouth, she is so domineering and leaky, and her lethality is comparable to that of a nuclear warhead!

Tian Tian turned her head and noticed that Zhao Qian was staring at her in a daze, and a trace of panic appeared on her face.

The image is ruined!

She shrunk her head and looked carefully from side to side, and when she saw that there was no one around, she grew bold again.

"What are you looking at!" she exclaimed.

"What are you doing?" Before Zhao Qian could speak, the big man came out to join in the fun.

"Try another one?" Sweet willow eyebrows were upside down, and her voice was raised.

The Great Yan Mechanic was about to say "Try it, just try" to complete the war overture on the black land, but Zhao Qian knocked it hard with a wrench, and he couldn't make a sound.

"I'm sorry, but my mechanical glove is still under repair, and the procedure is a little out of order. Zhao Qianqian drew a circle at his temple, made a nervous gesture, and smiled apologetically, "Don't be like it." ”

"Count you acquaintance, provoke me, do you believe it?" Tian Tian held her head high, like a proud little rooster, and left triumphantly.

Walking out of progress, the mobile phone signal was restored, and she returned to a snorting appearance, with a soft voice.

"Thank you for the rocket of 'unparalleled Zhang Junbao', Mo Mo Da!"

Zhao Qian stumbled again.

......

"What, you want to participate in the mecha wrestling competition?"

"Who said no?" Zhao Qian smiled awe-inspiringly, walked to the southwest corner of the room, lifted a thick sunshade cloth, and suddenly the smoke and dust stirred and scattered in all directions.

In the flying dust, small pieces of sunlight sprinkled scattered, and a dilapidated mecha was revealed.

"Hoe He?" the Great Mechanic recognized.

"Hoehe", also known as "Guniu", is an old-fashioned agricultural mecha used to plow the land.

However, the model of "hoe he" has long been eliminated, and the farmer who sent it for repair regretted it halfway and bought a newer mecha, of course he refused to pay for repairs, and this hoe he stayed here.

Even the trailer sent by Chen Du looked down on this hoe, which shows that it is outdated.

"Aren't you a master of mecha customization?" Zhao Qian took a few leaps, stepped on the right shoulder of the mecha, and said slightly provocatively, "How about it?"

"Of course!" Da Yan's hand floated fluorescently, and he made a horn sound for the battle, "Roll over, baby cow!"

......

Mecha wrestling competition, pre-selection site.

said that it was a pre-selection, but in fact it was just a formality, and to put it bluntly, it was used to make up time.

Mecha wrestling is about engine ability, and it can often be divided in a few minutes, starting quickly and ending faster. As a result, the official wrestling matches are often over in a day, and some extra programs are needed to make up time.

The pre-selection is just to fill out a form and declare, and ask a few innocuous words, the content of which is probably "What are your dreams?", "Do you have a terminal illness at home?", etc., to incite feelings and make trouble.

Fortunately, the pre-selection is almost over.

The three hosts breathed a sigh of relief and chatted in front of the camera.

"Brother Li, which mecha do you like?" Xue Luoxue asked softly with a smile in the corner of her eyes.

She is young and beautiful, with picturesque eyebrows, and is naturally used as an eye-catching vase.

"Which one are you optimistic about?" Li Yan was stunned for a moment, and said after pretending to be silent, "I want to think about it...... Dingzu is a heavy mecha, with large tonnage, sufficient strength, and extremely stable lower plate, so it is not a good class at first glance. ”

Li Yanzhi is the oldest, erudite and well-informed, which is equivalent to the Dinghai Shenshen needle of the show.

"I don't agree with Brother Li's statement," Lu Chang shook his head, "If you want me to say, it's still last year's champion 'Bashan', listen to the roar of the engine, tsk......t"

Lu Chang is a poisonous tongue, responsible for making trouble and stirring up disputes, and enlivening the atmosphere.

The three of them talked and laughed, each performing its own duties, but it also complemented each other.

"Oh, there's another contestant. Xue Luoxue was stunned for a moment, and took the materials handed by the assistant, "Its participating mecha is a hoe...... Hoe?"

Panic crossed her eyes.

Xue Luoxue is a newcomer, in order to be a good host of the wrestling competition, she has done her homework, and she is familiar with every kind of mecha, so as not to get stuck in the introduction.

But with the hoe in front of her, she searched her intestines and scraped her stomach, but she couldn't think of it at all, and she couldn't help but feel anxious.

"Hoe He?" Li Yanzhi suddenly smiled, and relieved her in a timely manner, "Xiao Xue, don't think about it, how can a person of your age know about Hoe He? This is a farm machine from the last century, used to plow and sow seeds, and it has been eliminated for many years...... The reason why I know is that I went to the countryside to manipulate it myself when I was young. ”

"Old-fashioned agricultural machine?" Lu Chang raised his eyebrows disdainfully, and said with a poisonous tongue, "Then you should go to the 'Mecha Square Dance', what are you doing here?"

"This contestant is a wonderful person. Xue Luoxue smiled lovely, but her heart was itching with hatred.

In her opinion, this kid must have come to make trouble, and almost made her embarrassed in front of the people of Jiangcheng, and she hated it in her heart.

"Zhao Qian, you really can, my aunt and grandmother must toss you well!" Xue Luoxue flipped through the information and said secretly.

Zhao Qian naturally didn't know that he just handed over a copy of the materials, which was causing trouble.

He heard the camera assistant's greeting, straightened his gear, and strode up.

Zhao Qian's figure is tall and lofty, but he is very photogenic.

"My name is Zhao Qian, and I run a mecha repair shop...... "He knows the process, but he is not stage frightened, and he talks about money as soon as he appears.

It's just that Zhao Qian didn't say a word before he was interrupted unkindly.

"Hoe He?agricultural mecha?" Xue Luoxue flipped through it casually, and said with a smile, "Mr. Zhao, do you think your mecha has a play? If we let you pass, isn't it a little too disrespectful to your opponent......

"As I said, I have a mech repair shop. Zhao Qian smiled faintly, neither humble nor arrogant, "I'm good at modifying mechas." ”

"Mecha repair shop?" Li Yanzhi wanted to test him to see if he was talking nonsense, "What equipment do you have?"

"Plasma arc cutting machine, pulse CNC punch, rotary vane vacuum pump, gantry milling machine, ......" Zhao Qian laughed and laughed freely, but added, "However, I owe a lot of money recently, and the equipment has been dragged away." ”

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say: "Then ...... you are going to do it"

"I still have a pair of hands. Zhao Qian raised his hands, "Isn't there a maxim that says that life depends on your own hands." ”

The three of them had stiff expressions, exchanged glances with each other, and at the same time determined one thing: this kid is definitely here to make trouble!

"So, are your hands quite capable......" Lu Chang grabbed an apple on the table and threw it over, "Didn't you say 'rely on your own hands'?" ”

Xue Luoxue smiled when she heard this, her eyes were mocking, and her face was happy.

She agreed with Lu Chang's approach, a guy like this with advanced brain damage should be treated with heavy medicine like this!

"Carving, a trivial matter!" Zhao Qian's right hand continued, and the fluorescent float on the hand of the big Yan weapon, and with a stinging sound, the apple actually spun in his palm!

"Huh, what's this trick?"

The three of them were stunned at the same time.

The apple spun rapidly, Zhao Qian's five fingers played endlessly, the finger movements were flexible as if there were no bones, accompanied by the ups and downs of fluorescence, dazzling everyone.

"Look!"

Zhao Qian suddenly stopped, carefully placed the apple in front of Lu Chang, and made a gesture of please.

Apple is still apple.

"What about flowers?" Lu Chang was stunned for a long time, and after coming back to his senses, his face sneered, "Could it be that you want to say that the flowers are in my heart? Are you a mecha master or a chicken soup master?"

With that, he picked up the twig above the apple and tried to lift it up, but instead lifted a piece of diamond-shaped flesh that had been cut.

"Huh?" Lu Chang's face changed and he exclaimed.

When this piece of flesh is lifted, a carved snow-white flower is revealed underneath!

"What the hell is this......" he breathed heavily, and picked up the fleshy flower, and there was another one below.

After a long time, the white flowers carved from the flesh were lined up, and there were thirteen flowers!

There was silence on the set, only the sound of heavy breathing came and went, and everyone was stunned.

"This, is this going against the sky?"

After a long time, Lu Chang said with a shocked face.