Hey, pay attention to whether the image is good, what does it look like to be shirtless? Wu Lijun angrily threw back the third child's clothes, looked left and right, and said, "Hurry up and put them on, okay?"

"Sorry, get used to it." Only then did the third child feel that something was wrong, no matter where he was, he had always been self-respecting, and he generally didn't care about others.

Hurriedly put on his shirt.

"If I hadn't known that you were stupid and virtuous, I would have been angry with you a long time ago." Wu Lijun took out a plate of steamed eggs from the rice cooker next to her and said, "You're welcome, there are not a few dishes, except for this egg and fried pork made by me, the others are all made by the canteen." ”

The third child looked at Wu Lijun and took two more bowls and two pairs of chopsticks, and was about to say that he had taken too much, when a little old man suddenly appeared at the door.

The little old man first looked into the house, his eyes were directly fixed on Ling San, and then he turned on the faucet by the pool at the door, washed his hands and face.

Wu Lijun took a towel and handed it to him, and after he wiped his face, he said, "This is my classmate I told you, Ling San." ”

The old man waited until Ling San had already stood up from the chair before waving his hand and smiling, "Don't be so polite, you sit, you sit, I'll call you Xiao Ling." ”

At such an age, he knows that junior is not a good name.

"Uncle Wu, you can sit too," the third child pushed the chopsticks in front of him, held up the beer bottle and said, "Can you drink a little?" ”

"I don't drink that," the old man took the cup again, got up and pulled out a plastic wine barrel from under the bed, and after pouring it himself, he asked the third child, "Would you like a little?" Mulberries are soaked, and drinking them does not make trouble. ”

"That'll do fine." The third child simply drank the beer in the cup, walked up to the old man, and the cup was full.

"Then I'll have a beer." Wu Lijun didn't reopen the beer again, and brought the beer of the third child to herself.

"Uncle, I'll give you a glass first," the third child stood up and lowered the cup to the old man, then leaned over his neck and took a sip, then showed the old man his cup, "Uncle, you are free to do so." ”

"Don't be so polite," the old man smiled all over his face, "drink less, the car at the door is yours, it's hard to drive if you drink too much." ”

The third child smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, uncle, you eat vegetables." ”

"It's a college classmate, isn't it?" The old man picked up his cup again and said, "Come, let's go." ”

"Yes." Ling San was directly half bored this time.

"Yo, that's okay." The old man was not ambiguous, and drank half of it.

The two of you come and go, you don't eat a few bites, and a glass of wine is finished without much effort.

Wu Lijun said with a smile, "You drink like this, drink slowly, don't be in such a hurry." ”

"You don't know how much I've drunk," said the old man, smugly, "and it's okay to drink a little." ”

Ling San held up the empty cup and said, "Uncle, I don't drink as much as you, drink so much, now my hands are a little shaky, you pour wine, you must pour it for me." ”

There is only one thing he has learned from his Lao Tzu in his life, and that is these false etiquette at the wine party.

Although he is a fool, he is the most sober at the wine table, and the most pleasing moment is also at the wine table.

Gradually, he summed up the lesson from his Lao Tzu that the best way to make people like you is not to help them, but to let them help you.

It's a pity that he can only use it on the wine table, while he can flexibly use it in life and business occasions.

Classmates, borrow a pen and use it.

Leader, you have to leave a treasure no matter what you want today!

"If you're not full, I'm not happy." The old man was very happy.

He was a good talker, and when he was halfway through the second cup, he had already asked about the situation of Ling San's ancestors for eight generations.

"It's good that you will endure some hardships when you are young," the old man sighed, "You said that the situation in your family is not good, and you have not suffered any hardships I have suffered.

If you can't afford to buy coal, you can only burn firewood and corn stalks until the first half of the night, and then they will be extinguished in the second half of the night. ”

"Aren't there coal fields over there?" The third interjected at the right time.

"The countryside is far away from the coal fields, and you can't even see a cinder." Wu Lijun said with a smile, "Anyway, it's not as cold as when we were young, but I don't dare to go back to spend the winter at will, it's okay inside the house, it's too cold outside, it's really a crime." ”

"You're a fake Northeasterner." The third child teased.

"Oh, it's cold in winter, too." The old man smiled and said, "Your aunt is decorating the house in Sanya, and yesterday I called to say that the decoration is almost done, the decoration is good, the ventilation is clear, and I am going to move in at the end of the year, and I have many relatives over there, so I am not alone." ”

"That's good." The third child smiled and said, "Now that the living conditions have come up, you have to enjoy it." ”

"It's all up to my daughter, I feel sorry for me and her mother, and she wants us to retire there." The old man smiled and said, "After this money is too much, there will be gains if there is loss, and what is lost is trouble."

I couldn't find a reason to get drunk. ”

"Haha, uncle......" The third child suspected that the old man was a joker.

After drinking the third cup, Wu Lijun had already left the table in advance.

"There are two racing dogs coming over in the afternoon, I'll take a look," Wu Lijun changed the bone plate in front of the two, made tea for the two of them, and said with a smile, "You drink slowly, don't drink too much." ”

After the old man waited for his daughter to leave, he suddenly raised his voice and said, "You are classmates, the relationship is good, I am happy, you have to help me persuade me, the boy is thirty-six and does not get married, but it is nothing, this girl is not married at this age, and it is not the same thing when she is old."

She has two brothers and a sister, and your aunt and I don't have to worry about anyone, so I'll come to her now, and I want to supervise a little, but it doesn't work at all. ”

"That's fate." Other people's family affairs, the third child will definitely not get involved.

"Hey," the old man said after taking a sip of the wine in his cup, "I haven't even talked about falling in love, and I've never brought a boy to the house, I used to be in a hurry with your aunt every day, but now I see you, I'm relieved." ”

"Uncle, I'm really classmates with her." Third, I feel that the old man seems to have misunderstood something.

"She didn't bring any other classmates here." The old man said, "I don't have any other big demands with your aunt, really." ”

"Uncle, come, let's drink." The third child hurriedly raised his glass again, so as to hide the embarrassment in front of him.

After drinking, the old man pressed him on the bed and said with a smile, "You can't drive if you drink too much, so you can lie down here, take a nap, and we will continue to drink in the evening." ”