Chapter Twenty-Three: The Stink

The Emei faction, under the leadership of the extermination master, has been entering the town near Guangming Ding for two days, and in addition to the Kunlun faction, the Emei faction is the first sect to come. The Kongtong faction arrived the next day, and today, the Huashan faction, Shaolin faction, and Wudang faction have also arrived one after another.

Just as the six major factions were about to discuss the plan to besiege the Guangming Peak, Zhou Zhiruo returned.

Seeing Zhou Zhiruo's dusty appearance, it seemed that her complexion was not very good, and the exterminator was a little surprised: "Zhiruo, but she is not feeling well?" ”

"Thank you Master for your concern, the disciple is fine." If Zhou Zhiruo can't tell her about 'motion sickness', how could the mess that vomited all over the ground happen to her, a little fairy!

Seeing that Zhou Zhiruo was not unusual, the exterminator nodded and asked, "How is Ling Shaoxia?" ”

"Brother Ling has already entered the city." Zhou Zhiruo said.

"Oh?" Exterminator Tai's face was overjoyed: "So, Ling Shaoxia is willing to help us eradicate the Demon Sect?" ”

Zhou Zhiruo shook her head: "Brother Ling is here to do business. ”

Exterminator: "??? ”

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After listening to Zhou Zhiruo's narration, the exterminator couldn't cry or laugh: "Sure enough, it is Ling Shaoxia's style, happy and angry, and eclectic." ”

But he learned a lot from that evil character.

The exterminator thought so.

"Master, the disciple thinks that Brother Ling's business is just a faΓ§ade." Zhou Zhiruo said.

"Oh?" The exterminator asked, "How so?" ”

Zhou Zhiruo's face turned red, and she said in a low voice: "Brother Ling...... It hurts the disciple very much. ”

"......" the exterminator looked at her thoughtfully.

"Really." Afraid that the exterminator would not believe it, Zhou Zhiruo handed over the sword he carried: "Master, look." ”

"Huh?" The exterminator looked at this sword, and finally found that it was not a standard long sword of the Emei faction: "This is?" ”

"This is what Brother Ling gave to his disciple for self-defense." Zhou Zhiruo said: "This sword sharpens iron like clay, and it is as sharp as the Heavenly Sword, but the previous disciple's sword collided with this sword, but it was broken into two like broken copper and iron." ”

"It's so sharp!?" The exterminator was so shocked that the long sword was unsheathed, and he saw that the sword was cold and bright, and the light was quite heavy, and it was by no means a decorative thing.

The exterminator took out his saber, the two swords collided, and only heard a click, the exterminator's saber had been broken into two, but the other sword was intact.

"Good sword!" Exterminator's eyes flashed: "It is indeed a divine weapon that does not lose to the Heavenly Sword." ”

Zhou Zhiruo snorted lightly and said, "Divine soldiers are rare in the world, but Brother Ling gave them to his disciples, so the disciples feel ......."

"That's fine." The exterminator smiled, returned the sword to the sheath, threw it back to Zhou Zhiruo, and said, "I am also relieved to be a teacher." ”

Zhou Zhiruo caught the sword, looked at the broken sword on the ground, and said, "Master, your sword ......"

"It doesn't matter." Exterminator Taidao: "I have practiced the Nine Yin True Scripture for all these years as a teacher, even if I don't have a sword, I have enough means to kill the enemy." What's more, on the battlefield, there are swords. ”

Zhou Zhiruo nodded.

"Now the six major factions have converged and become teachers...... Well? The exterminator shrugged his nose too much: "What smell?" ”

"It stinks!" Zhou Zhiruo hurriedly covered her mouth and nose and said, "Master, isn't it that the people of the Demon Sect used the next three indiscriminate methods to sprinkle feces in?" ”

The exterminator frowned, and for some reason, he was very uncomfortable with Zhou Zhiruo's words: "What feces?" With such a fragrance, how can it be feces! ”

Aroma?

Zhou Zhiruo looked dazed.

"Let's go, go out with the teacher and have a look!" The exterminator was the first to walk out of the room.

At this time, people from all factions living in this inn broke down one after another, shouting and scolding.

"Who spilled the dung? Stinky uncle! ”

"This must be the next resort of the people of the Demon Cult, despicable!"

"It stinks to death, I'm going to throw up."

"Vomit ~~~~~~~~~~"

Seeing the reactions of these people, Zhou Zhiruo breathed a sigh of relief: It's not that I have a problem with my nose.

Turning his head to look at the deep breath, his face ...... Intoxicated? Zhou Zhiruo was silent.

……

"Hey! Come on, come on, take a look! Fresh fried stinky tofu, smelling stinky and fragrant, the more you eat, the more delicious it is. Don't miss it when you pass by, miss this time and regret it for life! Come on, come on! Would you like to have a try, brother? ”

On the side of the road, Ling Chi had already set up a hot oil pot, and the stinky tofu that exuded a strong stench was fried in the pot, and the stench became more and more intense, so that the crowd within a radius of 100 meters fled one after another, even if they escaped 100 meters, it still smelled, and countless people screamed and cursed.

"Taste Nima!" A few burly men rushed over and were about to smash his stall.

Xiao Zhao flashed out, and instantly put it on these big men, so scared that no one dared to be this budding bird.

Ling Chi held a bowl of stinky tofu freshly out of the pot, squatted down to look at these big men, and said with a smile: "Brother, try it?" ”

Looking at the stinky tofu that was getting closer and closer, and smelling the more and more deadly poisonous gas, several big men passed out with their eyes in their eyes.

Ling Chi: "......"

"I don't know the goods." Ling Chi sighed, and began to wonder if selling stinky tofu was the right choice?

This is not to blame him, who let him make stinky tofu on Peach Blossom Island a few times, no one wants to try it! As a result, there was a backlog of inventory, and I had to try my luck here.

Now it seems that the start is not good!

"Daddy, don't be discouraged." Xiao Zhao covered his mouth and nose with a thick handkerchief and encouraged Ling Chi: "It will definitely be sold out." ”

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Ling Chi rolled his eyes: "You touch your conscience and say it again." ”

Xiao Zhao raised his head and looked at the sky.

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Just when it was about to be cool, the exterminator came.

"Ling Shaoxia."

Ling Chi turned his head to look at it, and saw that it was the extermination master, and said with a smile: "Why is the master here?" ”

"When the poor nun smelled the fragrance here, he came to see what it was. I don't want Ling Shaoxia to be selling food. The exterminator looked at the bowl of fried stinky tofu that had been filled, and suddenly his stomach was like a bulge, and he hurriedly asked, "What is Ling Shaoxia selling?" It smells so good! ”

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Seeing the exterminator's too hot eyes, Ling Chi suddenly realized.

This fried stinky tofu burst out of her, and it must be the best bite.

Ling Chi smiled: "Fried stinky tofu, five taels of silver a piece, do you want to taste it?" ”

The exterminator nodded again and again, and took out five taels of silver from his arms: "The poor nun wants one." ”

Ling Chi put away the money with a smile on his face and handed her a bowl of fried stinky tofu: "Mrs. Shi, please." ”

The exterminator took the bowl of fried stinky tofu and smelled the smell closely, looking more and more intoxicated.

It's so fragrant, I can't stand it.

The exterminator used a slender bamboo skewer to stick a piece of stinky tofu into his mouth.

"Amitabha, the teacher is too impossible!"

At this moment, a lion's roar of Buddhism shook the ears of the exterminator, and when he turned his head to look, he saw the abbot of Shaolin covering his mouth and nose and striding over. When I got closer, I saw the stinky tofu in the hand of the exterminating master, and my brows tightened: "Master, you are a monk, how can you eat meat?" Throw it away! ”

Monks can't eat "meat" and "fishy", many people think that they can't eat meat, and everything else is casual, but it's not.

"Fishy" refers to meat, while "meat" refers to vegetables that have a foul smell and odor, such as garlic, green onions, leeks, etc. "Lengyan Sutra" says: Meat vegetables are eaten raw and hateful, and cooked food helps prostitution. So Buddhism requires fasting.

This stinky tofu not only has a 'foul smell', but also adds one of the five spices of 'garlic juice', which is absolutely not edible according to the standards of the monks.

It's a pity that he persuaded the wrong person.

"Shut up!" The exterminator said viciously: "What do the poor nuns want to eat, it is not the turn of others to preach!" ”

"You-" The old abbot blushed, not ashamed, but angry.

"Amitabha." hurriedly pronounced the Buddha's name, he was really afraid that he couldn't help but make a move on the exterminator.

"Humph! Buddhism prohibits killing, but you Shaolin has repeatedly 'subdued demons and subdued demons', I don't know how many living beings have been killed, why don't you want to think about Buddhism's precepts at that time? "The exterminator is bitter and mean, the abbot's face changed from red to purple, from purple to black, and he is about to go to the West Heaven to serve my Buddha.

"Ahem!" Ling Chi coughed dryly and said, "The so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart." Why should the master be obsessed? ”

When I heard it, I was stunned: "What the donor said ......"

"Ling Shaoxia is right!" The exterminator raised her eyebrows suddenly, she had long been unhappy with all kinds of rules and precepts, otherwise she would not have killed people mercilessly, at this time, she finally encountered a delicacy that suited her appetite, but she wanted to stop her, it was unreasonable.

Or Ling Shaoxia can speak well, 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart'. Well said, well said!

The exterminator Tai suddenly increased his Buddha nature, and said: "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, after the death of the poor nun, he is going to hell to serve the Jizo Bodhisattva, what is the point of being just meaty?" ”

When the words fell, the exterminator sent a piece of stinky tofu into his mouth.

"Hmm-"

You're my little apple, I can't love you enough...... The exterminator jumped too.

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