Chapter 273 is disgusted with your smallness

"Isn't this a piece of cake, you and I can do anything in heaven and earth, of course, there are more powerful ones, and you will definitely be unable to stop in the future." The second dog said coldly and threw a grilled fish to Duanmu Crispy.

Although Duanmu Crispy was a little angry with the words of the second dog, thinking about the purpose of his visit this time, he also ate unceremoniously: "I am here to withdraw from my relatives this time." ”

"Divorce? I wouldn't agree. Ergouzi looked at the wolf-gobbling Duanmu crispy and said bluntly.

Duanmu Crispy, who was still eating happily, listened to Ergouzi's words, and suddenly froze, coughing again and again, Ergouzi saw that Duanmu Crispy's cheeks were red, and he hurriedly asked, "Are you stuck with a fish bone?" ”

Duanmu Sushu's eyes were full of tears, his mouth was open, his face was red but he couldn't speak, and the second dog had no choice but to raise his palm and slap it hard.

Duanmu spit out the fish bones in one bite, she wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief and said: "You shot so hard, I don't know if you pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, are you avenging me for stabbing you last time?" ”

Ergouzi looked at the flickering fire on the ground, and said with a gloomy face: "I almost lost my life in the capital last time. ”

"Impossible, although I used my strength in that sword, it was not enough to kill, I didn't want your life, I just wanted you to quit." Duanmu Crispy was still weak, wiping the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief.

Hearing that Ergouzi arranged himself like this, he immediately rushed to the front of Ergouzi and defended violently. Ergouzi saw Duanmu Susu's hair that was a little scattered because of his anxiety, and he was confused for a while.

He shook his head and said, "I know, your sword wound is at most an ugly scar, not enough to be fatal, as for this ugly scar, it is still faint on my chest, and others can't see it, but you will feel guilty in the future." ”

When the second dog said this, he deliberately covered his chest with his hands, and the mountain wind in the forest blew, and the leaves rustled.

The mountain wind also blew the black green silk scattered on the chest of the two dogs, which could not fall, like the elves scattered between the heavens and the earth, making Duanmu crispy feel refreshing, she seemed to inadvertently don't turn her head, and some unknown wildflowers in the forest were blooming.

"Then what you just said is so alarmist, if someone listens to it and thinks that I am rebellious, you know that I can't put you to death." Duanmu said with a sigh of relief.

"Aren't you rebellious enough? Our family affairs were set by the emperor, but you chased me for thousands of miles to withdraw from the family, you are not complying with the decree, you really can't do this family matter, you have retired yourself, why do you have to set up a chastity workshop, if I resist the decree, I will lose my head, I will cherish it. Ergouzi said indifferently.

"I know if you refuse to give up, are you afraid of losing your head? Don't worry, as long as you withdraw from your family, I will protect you from death, if you refuse to withdraw from your family, I can't guarantee that you will not be able to see the sun tomorrow. Duanmu patted Ergouzi on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement and threat.

Ergouzi looked down at Duanmu's somewhat open neckline, and said with disgust: "Why is it so small?" It's so small that you can't even see it. ”

After Duanmu Crispy reacted, the angry two dogs ran all over the mountains. "You tell me clearly, where I'm small, I think mine is quite big."

A black figure standing behind the bushes raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and disappeared in an instant.

Duanmu Crispy chased for a long time, and found that the second dog had disappeared, and he was lost in the thorny forest.

Of course, there were some unknown birds, beasts, and insects, and she sat down on the grass, pulled the weeds that had grown a lot taller on the ground with her branches, and said, "Why am I so small? I'm big in the capital, but I don't know what Li Xin grew up eating, she is so big. Duanmu said and gestured with both hands.

On the branch of the tree, the two dogs who were going to look at Duanmu Crispy and look dizzy, crying and calling for their mother, did not hold back, and smashed directly from the tree, but fortunately, his light skills were good, and he stabilized his body when he was close to the ground, so that the dog did not fall into the mud.

Duanmu Crispy stood up from the ground, tidied up his Luo Qun and said: "You have the ability not to come down from the tree for the rest of your life, you don't even have a mother by your side, and you are ashamed to say that I am small." ”

"I don't have the skills, but you're really small." The second dog is blunt.

Unexpectedly, Duanmu Crispy didn't get angry this time, just stood aside thoughtfully: "I just had a flash of inspiration, and I finally know why Li Xina is so big." ”

When Duanmu Crispy said this, he couldn't see any expression on his face, like surprise and shyness, mixed with some helplessness.

"I didn't see her eat much, and I didn't seem to see her eat anything special." When the second dog said this, he had an expression that I really wanted to help you, but I also couldn't help it, although you have silver, but not everything can be bought with silver.

"How long have you been married?" Duanmu asked.

"It's been more than a year." The second dog replied.

"That's right, my grandmother said that after a woman gets married, the place will be much bigger, Li Xin's is only so big, it must be Fang Rong's credit." Duanmu said firmly.

Ergouzi was not convinced: "How can the good of the parents be the credit of Fang Rong?" He was not convinced.

"Because she was brought up by Fang Rong there." Duanmu said with a smile.

After the second dog understood, he touched his right hand with his left hand and said, "Your grandmother knows so much." ”

"That's my grandma, she just can't look at me, or I won't be able to see the sky and run outside."

Ergouzi looked at Duanmu's slightly raised chin, which was very delicate, not like Li Xin's, a little round, and wanted to tease her.

"I think what your grandma said may be lying to children."

"How so? My grandmother won't lie to me, and besides, I'm not a child. Duanmu retorted.

"Or I'm reluctant to verify it for you now, after all, I'm really disgusted by your being so young, if you think about it, even people with such low requirements as me are disgusted, no wonder your Mobai brother has been chasing behind you for more than ten years, and you are still indifferent, I finally know what the reason is."

Duanmu Crispy automatically ignored the first half of Ergouzi's sentence, and asked in disbelief: "Do men really care about this?" ”

Ergouzi nodded solemnly: "Of course, it's the best." He stared at Duanmu Crispy with a sad face: "Since we are all married and exchanged tokens, there is no way to do it, it's a big deal that I will carry a few aunts to make up for my shortcomings in the future." ”

Duanmu Crispy showed his dagger from his back and stared at the side of Ergouzi's neck, which was also inlaid with large emeralds.

"After marrying me, if you dare to lift your aunt and concubine, I will not hesitate to spend your third leg, and then lift you a dozen aunts who are dripping with spring water, fat and thin, and let them wear red, yellow, blue and green belly pockets every day in front of you to show hunger and thirst, but you can't help it."

Duanmu Susu looked at the two dogs with an iron face and said: "Mama said that there is a secret medicine in the palace, which can make that thing of yours can't do anything except relieve it, you said that you poured that kind of secret medicine, so that you have a weak heart, will you kneel on the ground and beg for mercy in a hurry." ”

Ergouzi stared at Duanmu Crispy with a face of schadenfreude, gritted his teeth and said: "Even if this is the case, I will not agree to withdraw from my family, you will die of this heart." ”

Duanmu pulled his somewhat open neckline and said domineeringly: "Then don't dislike my smallness, let alone think about raising my aunt." ”

Ergouzi glanced at Duanmu and said helplessly: "Then I'll find a way to bring it up by myself." ”

"You 、、、" Duanmu is crispy and depressed.

The spring rain in the mountains always says that it will fall, just after the clear sky and wind, after a few muffled thunders, the spring rain began to fall.

Drop by drop, it falls into the leaves in the forest, and the leaves become more and more delicate.

Ergouzi covered his hair with his hand and said, "Don't run yet?" ”

Although Duanmu Crispy has a wild temperament, it has not experienced this kind of emergency, it is just fine, why is it pouring rain, how to run in the wilderness? Where to run? Duanmu Crispy, who was stunned for a while, had to ask Ergouzi cutely: "How to run?" Where to run? I won't."

Ergouzi had no choice but to run to the cave with Duanmu Crispy, Duanmu Crispy disrupted the bun and clothes for Chunyu, and did not forget to pat Ergouzi with his hand: "My clothes are going to be hooked by the branches, are you carrying a sack?" You bastard, the book is all held by Qingqing and me, why are you carrying it like this. ”

The second dog turned a deaf ear, and finally couldn't help but say: "What kind of words are you reading all day long?" ”

Duanmu Crispy was as quiet as a cicada, and when they arrived in the cave, the two dogs threw Duanmu Crispy on the ground.

Duanmu's already soaked clothes were covered with mud and leaves when she threw them at Ergouzi, and she said while plucking the dead leaves on her body: "I know why you ran away with me." ”

"What else? You are my lady, I can't see death without saving, if I don't save myself when I see death, it's not myself who is not a pit, this lady will become a widower before she has passed the door. The second dog took out a package from the cave angrily, took out a dark red dress from it and threw it on Duanmu Crispy.

Duanmu looked at the men's clothes with disgust: "You must be carrying me to block the rain, you see that the whole body is wet and the soup chicken is the same, you are not soaked, you use me as an umbrella." ”

Ergouzi peeked at Duanmu Crispy, whose clothes were already soaked and sticky together, it was indeed not small, although it was not as good as Li Xin's tumbling and about to come out, but as Duanmu Crispy said, I am considered big among the nobles in the capital.

The second dog forced himself not to look over: "Change into clean clothes." ”

"Why did you bring your clothes up the mountain?" Duanmu asked suspiciously.

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