Chapter 7 Martial Arts and Martial Arts
"Charge your sister's electricity, do you have a decimal point in your house?"
Xiao Ruyu slapped her soft and cute little slap on Li Chengyu's head without hesitation, scolding like a lesson.
Li Chengyu had seen Xiao Ruyu's violent methods, and at this moment, he was inexplicably slapped in the face, and he could only not be angry, let alone speak, full of grievances. But he still maintains his usual style of life, smiling on the surface and peeing in his heart.
"Hey, hey, hey..... Yes, that's right, what my aunt said is right! ”
"Don't do this with me!"
Xiao Ruyu looked at Li Chengyu with disdain with those clear big eyes, this kung fu is really beyond people's reach, as the eldest lady, I have seen a lot of flattery since I was a child, but it is still not as good as this Li Chengyu's mouth kung fu, as well as this unique forbearance, isn't it that I picked up too much soap in it, and I have also cultivated to the realm of no one before or after?
Xiao Ruyu looked at Li Chengyu for a long time, especially when she thought about his life inside, she felt more and more disgusted.
"Gross!!"
Seeing Xiao Ruyu covering her mouth and retching, Li Chengyu knew that although she didn't have Pan An's appearance, she could be regarded as handsome, but what does this mean by fucking? I couldn't help but wonder.
"It's the person who is uncomfortable...... Or did you eat too much in the morning? ”
"You're disgusting to me!" Xiao Ruyu said directly.
"Hey! Wait, I want to have good looks, I want to have IQ...... What's disgusting to you? Make it clear to me. ”
Xiao Ruyu didn't bother to pay attention to this narcissistic and noisy teenager, and went back to the number on the iron box.
"Huh? There are words for this...... Martial arts? When Xiao Ruyu observed the iron box, she found that there were two small words flashing in the lower right corner of the 2.5% value.
Li Chengyu stepped forward to take a closer look, and sure enough, there was the word 'martial arts', but these two words flashed three times and then no longer appeared.
"Why didn't I find out? What does this martial arts mean? ”
"Are you embarrassed to be called intellectual? It's not as good as the silly fork who was second to last in our class. ”
Li Chengyu thought for a long time before he suddenly came over and said angrily: "The second-to-last in your class...... Isn't that me? I don't take you to curse like that! ”
knew that with this stupid IQ and reflex arc, he would definitely have to react for a long time, so he ignored him directly, it was better to arrest someone and ask him directly, and then he brought the one-eyed man who had just breathed over, grabbed his collar with one hand, and raised a fist as big as a xiaolongbao in front of him with the other, threatening.
"I ask, you answer!" Li Chengyu just wanted to scold the street, but when he saw a seven-foot man being picked up by her, he immediately shut up.
The big man with only one eye showed fear in his eyes, and there was still a miserable picture of a Lori carrying a big iron box and beating the eighteen judges wildly, and he still had palpitations until now, and had to surrender to her obscenity, and nodded again and again.
"Yes, yes........"
"You're their boss?" Xiao Ruyu glanced at the others around who were still pranayama.
"Yes, yes......."
"You're the best of them all?" Xiao Ruyu asked again.
"Yes, yes......."
"Are you a pig?"
"Yes, yes..... No, it's not ....... One-Eye nodded and shook his head.
"Is it or not?" Xiao Ruyu brought her fist closer and asked with an increased momentum.
One-eyed was about to cry when he was overwhelmed by Xiao Ruyu's momentum, and he almost broke down with a crying voice.
"I'm not a pig, I'm not a pig, I'm not a pig......."
Xiao Ruyu put away her fist and smoothed the collar of her wrinkled long dress, as if nothing happened.
"Hmmm! Yes, I'm quite sober, and I remember that I'm a person, so let me ask you, do you know what martial arts are? ”
One eye looked at the violent little Lori in front of him who was still blushing and out of breath after bullying people, and sneered in his stomach, which is the attitude that asking others should have? What is the difference between this and torture?
Recalling the days when he took seventeen brothers and sisters to the rivers and lakes, it was also majestic and free, as long as one of them was bullied, the remaining seventeen people were not like mourning and fighting with others, and finally pretended to do a few 'big cases' that hung the old and weak on the knife mountain or threw the women and children into the oil pot, which left a foothold on the rivers and lakes and left the prestige of the eighteen judges, although it is not as prestigious as those heroic warriors, but no one dares to bully for more than ten years, so how carefree.
If it weren't for the ruin of this country, they would not have ended up in the business of this robber and grass coward, because their exiled family members are still waiting for the oil and rice to be boiled in the temple on the outskirts of the city.
But he never thought that on the first day of today's grass robbery, he would be made obedient by a yellow-haired girl who had not dried up, and sighed secretly.
"How deep is the water in this river and lake? Why did even a girl bully me? Can't we go back to those days? ”
Every time I think of the old freedom no longer exists, and the damn dispute between the court and the temple and the rivers and lakes, I am unwilling.
A line of old tears slipped down his stubble-covered face......
"Are you crying?"
Xiao Ruyu asked in her unique innocent tone.
One-eyed sobbed as he struggled to maintain the last bit of dignity.
"How can I be a seven-foot man in tears?"
But Xiao Ruyu clearly saw the one-eyed old tears, and she didn't know how to save face for the other party.
"What's that pretending to be? Andy Lau said that it is not a sin for men to cry, cry if they want to, cry if they want to, this is not a shame. ”
"Who is Andy Lau?"
One-eyed asked with a little choked up, walking in the rivers and lakes for decades, he has never heard of this person, there are often masters who have reached the peak of the martial arts continent and bound their martial arts experience into a book for the reference of future generations, so as not to let them take more detours, thinking that it is not a wise word left by a certain immortal?
How could Li Chengyu be so comforting when she saw this little aunt and grandmother? Isn't this hateful, seeing the pitiful look of one-eyed tears in his eyes and crying, Li Chengyu actually had a feeling of sympathy for the same disease, how could he not be aggrieved, and without realizing it, he slowly approached the one-eyed man.
"Big brother! Don't cry! I get you! ”
Xiao Ruyu saw that the two of them cherished each other's newlywed little farewell, so they almost hugged each other and cried and complained about their lovesickness, which made her more convinced in her heart that Li Chengyu's 'miserable' days in it must have picked up too much soap.
"Uh...... Two, now is not the time to show affection. ”
Although Xiao Ruyu is only three years old, her mind has not changed, and she knows what is important and what is 'not suitable for children'.
One-eyed and Li Chengyu realized that the two were too close, and hurriedly pushed each other away awkwardly.
Then he responded to Xiao Ruyu's question just now, thinking that the two of them didn't even know about martial arts, either ordinary people, or young chicks who had not entered the rivers and lakes, looking at the appearance of these two people who had just entered the rivers and lakes and did not pay attention to the rules, it must be the latter.
"Martial arts, you can't see or touch it, in short, it's the luck of the warriors, ordinary people don't have martial arts, only warriors have them, of course, not every martial artist has them, just like when we meet you today, it's my martial luck that is not good."
Li Chengyu and Xiao Ruyu are both puzzled.
"What can this martial arts do?"
One-Eye continued, "What do you say you can do if a person's luck is good? Of course, it's all kinds of unbelievable adventures, it's not impossible to go out and pick up a wife, or pick up a heaven-level peerless martial arts, if the martial arts are good, I heard that you can also greatly reduce the time for practicing martial arts, and strive to break through the martial arts as soon as possible, and it is rumored that when you break through to the fourth 'sense' road, you can take away the martial arts, or transfer the martial arts at will, alas! Unfortunately, there is no hope for me in this life. “
Hearing that martial arts are so good, Xiao Ruyu and Li Chengyu think differently, one is thinking about the early return of his family, and the other is thinking about a group of wives and concubines.
Li Chengyu said secretly: "Is it really that good? ”
Then he asked.
"That'...... And what is Wuge? ”
One-eyed didn't know if the girl in front of him really didn't know, but he continued.
"Wuge is the practice of martial arts people one by one of the hurdles, in turn for the force, body, line, sense, mind, soul six martial arts, according to legend is the king of the sword ancestor created, each martial arts has a different role, strength increase, body fitness, road acceleration, etc., but breaking through a martial arts is very dangerous, we ordinary martial artists can break through the strength of the martial arts is already very satisfied, do not dare to break through other martial arts at all. I almost died when I broke through the strength of the martial arts, and although I finally picked up a life, my left eye was ruined because of ....... “
While listening to One-Eye's explanation, Li Chengyu suddenly noticed that the value on the iron box was changing, and excitedly showed it to Xiao Ruyu.
"Auntie, look!"
Small as jade.
“2.7%。”
"How did it increase? What did you just do? Don't...... And what does it have to do with them? Xiao Ruyu thought for a moment and looked around at the eighteen judges, her eyes sharp.
One-eyed and the others saw Xiao Ruyu's cold eyes against the iron box, and the vest only felt cold, and the cold wind came straight up, and they said again and again.
"Little Master, wait, listen to me first, there must be some misunderstanding in this?"
Xiao Ruyu didn't care so much, and smiled coldly.
"How do you know if you don't try?"