Chapter 474: Such a Genius
[Boom...... Why should we be exposed to the wind and sun outside, while humans can stay in the house, with air conditioning when it's cold and heating when it's hot? It's not fair. 】
"You're a plant."
[I'm not, I'm a botanical pet baby, although I'm wild, I'm not an ordinary plant. Potatoes are a little unwilling.
Hua Ni was helpless: "Then you shouldn't deceive humans and use this means to make a profit." ”
[That's what I have the ability to do. If it weren't for their human being so easy to deceive, how would they give me money? 】
“……”
Mu Xiang felt that there was something wrong with her three views: "Wait, do you think that humans are easy to deceive, so they deserve to be deceived by you and stolen by you?" ”
[yes, isn't it? They humans also deceive each other, you lie to me, I lie to you, don't you? I'm just learning from humans. 】
"Who did you learn this from, what kind of mess? How do we not know that humans are like this? Are you sure you're not seeing a handful of bad guys? ”
[It's not.] Potato balabala, let's talk about what happened after it was released.
This time it told the truth, and although it was a bit exaggerated, it was true, and it inadvertently glimpsed the process of human business "transactions". Obviously, it only cost how much money to buy the goods, but when it was reported, it was sold to the other party at double the price, and said that he had already posted the book.
There is also a woman, who obviously just mixed with another man before, but when her husband came back, he said that she was bored at home for a day today, and her husband didn't accompany her, so she was too lonely. She asked her husband not to go to work and stay at home with her.
Children too, obviously because they are playful and don't want to do their homework, but they say that they are sick and have no strength to do it.
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Flower Mud: "......"
Muxiang, Xiaoyi: "......"
stroked his forehead, Hua Ni was a little helpless: "So when you see this, you feel that the human world is full of deception, and you think that you are right to obtain it by deception?" ”
[Isn't that so?] Potato stared at her with blank eyes, not feeling at all that he was wrong.
"It seems to be my fault, I thought that only half-demons need to go to class, you plant pet babies don't need to go to class, as long as you grow up and can survive, I will let you out. It's that I'm thinking too simply! ”
"Big goblin, it's not your fault, it's that this potato is too rebellious!" Mu Xiang didn't know what to say at all.
The big goblin has known how many plant-based pet babies he has cultivated for so long, and only this "self-taught" in front of him has learned like this.
Other plant-based pet babies are the same as it, and they are also out of the nest, and it doesn't take long to "give" out. The vast majority of them were adopted by humans, and only a small number were released into the wild as pilots. But so far, this is the first time I have encountered this situation with potatoes.
Xiao Yi also touched his chin, and the little adult said: "Lin is big, and there are really all kinds of birds." ”
Potato looked confused, not knowing what they were talking about: "Are you talking about me? I'm not a bird, I'm a baby algae ball. 】
"I didn't say you're a bird, you're really awesome!"
When Tudou heard someone praise him, he looked proud: [Of course, my Tudou-sama's self-learning ability is well-known on this street. All the plant-based pet babies that are wild or have owners, they can't compare to me. 】
"It's a good thing they can't compare to you, and if they do, it's going to be a big mess."
[Huh? How can there be a big mess? If they are all as smart as me, I don't know how many things they can save the big goblins, they can be self-reliant, and they can make a lot of money, and it will not be a problem to keep the big goblins in the future. 】
"Still want to keep a big goblin? You're ambitious! Xiaoyi sighed again.
Even he didn't dare to have such ambitions.
At most, he just wants to cultivate well, so that he can fly with the big goblin in the future.
Even if you can't ascend at the same time, you will have to ascend to another world to find her in the future.
A mother for one day, a mother for life.
[Of course. Potato with a proud face.
Mu Xiang felt that he had failed by it: "I thought I was stupid enough, but when I found out, it turned out that it wasn't that I was stupid, but that I had found the wrong comparison." ”
What do you mean? 】
"Compared to the little one, I'm stupid; But I'm an absolute genius compared to you. ”
[Nonsense, I'm a genius. Could it be that you are better than me in deceiving humans and getting money from them? 】
"That's not how money is made from human beings, it has to be done through legal means. Like the flower in a flower shop, it is a typical representative, it is the richest of us. It can write, it is famous in the human world, and it is the great god of many people. Just one of them, you can make a lot of money. ”
[It will make more money than me?] How much can one get? 】
"At least you won't deceive humans like you do, risking being caught by the police. People, just one can eat for as many years, and it is normal for people to sprinkle dozens or hundreds of dollars for a person in order to see it. ”
[It's only a few tens or hundreds of dollars, which is too little, right? ] I alone can have hundreds of thousands. As he spoke, he took out the diamond bracelet he had stolen from his stomach and said, "See, this thing is always valuable in the human world. I'll shoot casually, at least 500,000. 】
"That's because you were deceived by humans, if you take this thing to a genuine store to buy, through formal channels, at least one million."
[What?! So expensive?! Hemp eggs! That damn human dares to deceive me?! The potatoes are fried, [Then I used to sell so many good things to him, did he take them all at half price, and all lied to me?] No, I'll have to go and settle accounts. 】
As he spoke, he wanted to leave.
Mu Xiang grabbed it: "Don't worry, let's go after we finish." ”
[What else is there to say?] Hurry up and find him, what if he hears the wind and runs away? 】
Mu Xiang stroked his forehead: "Don't worry, no one knows that we are looking for you, and we can't run." Didn't I just say, a person is willing to spend dozens or hundreds of dollars for a part of the flower, I'm talking about a person, think about how many people will there be on the planet in the future? If everybody wanted to, how much would it cost? ”
[Isn't it? In the future, everyone is willing to send money through it? The potato was so impressed that he didn't rush to run, and jumped on the shoulder of the woody field, [Can you introduce it to me?] It's a really good way to make money, I must let it teach me, how does it do it, how can so many people be willing to give it money? 】
"It's just one, it's just, if this copyright is sold to human developers, any one of them will be millions, or even tens of millions. Huaqing is not a human being, it needs to rest, it can write 24 hours a day, the speed is several times that of humans, and now, it can write faster. In a year, I wrote nearly 10 million words...... One million words, tens of millions of words, at least ten. ”
[Holy?! Then it must make a fortune. 】
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