Recently, a monkey roamed around the school. Yes, that's right, a monkey. At first, I heard some sporadic rumors. Later, the monkey grew bolder. The first official photo was in the class of Teacher 213 in the main building. Teacher Shi Qingzhou is a handful of years old, his hair is white, and his teaching is particularly serious and rigorous. On that day, he had moved a chair and stood on it so that he could read on a higher blackboard, and a monkey stood quietly on an open window near the cloister. Squatting, looking at it with sparkling little eyes.

I don't know which student noticed the movement first, and even the most attentive students couldn't ignore the existence of this great god. As soon as the student's status changed, the teacher immediately felt it. Following everyone's trance-like gaze, the old professor's face immediately changed.

I saw that Mr. Shi got out of the chair with a short and fat body, and walked straight towards the monkey, threatening to close the window and drive it out. However, the monkey was not moved by the majesty of the teacher, and did not dodge, but the teacher could not help it. Everyone didn't dare to laugh because of the professor, but they couldn't help laughing, and they were stalemate, when the bell rang for the end of class, and the professor angrily dropped two sentences.

I'm annoying! Monkeys!

took the teaching aids and textbooks, and didn't say that the class was over, so he turned around and left angrily. The old professor always puts the teaching task first, and has no intention of teasing this monkey, and we are different. When the teacher was there, he didn't dare to make a fuss because of his respect for the teacher, and as soon as the teacher left, the classroom immediately fried the pot.

It's lunchtime, and the cloister is full of people. The monkey shifted his position, crouching on the side of the guardrail and watching the people come and go. When Shanshan and Yuan You, who were in the same class, walked nearby, the monkey somehow got into the interest of teasing, and jumped up and rushed towards Yuan You. We were all scared around us, but fortunately, Yuan You had a strong psychological endurance, and he stood in the middle of the cloister and received a big hug from the monkey!

There was silence in the middle of the night, and then laughter erupted in one after another. Yuan You was a little frightened, but the style of the female man was obvious, seeing her eating and laughing loudly in the three canteens, there was no sequelae.

We walked over and sat down at the table next to them and poked her in the arm.

Were you scared just now?

yes, yes, the monkey didn't hurt you, did he?

We live in the dormitory next door, and we are usually very kind.

Yuan You kept eating, and her eyebrows fluttered to tell us about her magical experience.

That monkey is really fat. It's not scratched, if it's really hurt, I'm afraid my old waist has to be checked, it's too heavy!

Hahahaha

Everyone laughed out loud without being reserved.

Seriously, aren't you scared at all?

The little shadow had palpitations while picking up vegetables, and I was startled when I watched from the side.

That, seriously, kind of.

Yuan You had a little scared look on his face.

But it came before I could react, and I didn't have time to be afraid. After hanging on me, he was still quite honest. He hugged me tenderly, and then slipped down and walked away. It's just that I didn't expect that in my life, except for my father, it was the first time in my life that I was embraced by a person of the opposite sex so seriously, and it turned out to be a monkey!

The two tables were spraying rice together, and she was the only one who finished the cold joke and the old god was eating proudly. Finally stopping laughing, Vivi asked her.

How do you know it's the opposite sex?

As long as it is not a woman, a man, a male or a female, they are all of the opposite sex.

Her face was full of self-righteousness, and I was right, and she gulped in a mouthful of food and munched on it.

I looked at the fish and laughed along. People's personalities are really natural, and such an optimistic and confident person is really enviable.

After receiving the dinner plate and walking to the door of the restaurant, I received a text message from my brother on my mobile phone.

Come in the afternoon.

There is no class this afternoon, and my brother knows.

Iwawa, what are you blushing for?

The fish shaved my face next to it.

Ah, no.

You can fool others, do you want to fool me? I haven't been honest yet.

That, my brother called me over.

your brother, what's the blushing face?

I looked around weakly. Dense crowds.

The fish is not unmeasured, and when I look at my performance, I will no longer be entangled.

When the water room was pumped and the two of them walked upstairs side by side, they made a preemptive attack.

Recently, you have been visiting your brother's nest frequently, and you are afraid that you have done something bad?

No, no, yet, no......

I was in a hurry to defend myself, but I didn't have the confidence.

Senior brother recently ......