The fifteenth episode of the female heroic man punishes the evil slave Wu Guoshi observes the festival and reports to the holy king

Huang Laosi was so angry that he screamed "Ah", jumped into the air with his feet and hit Yuliang with his head. Yu Liang smiled slightly, tilted his body to the side, and then grabbed his braids in one hand, grabbed his back waist with the other, and gently sent it forward - only to hear the sound of "plop", Huang Lao fell into the swill tank by the wall with his head down and feet up!

"Pickle and kill, jump so accurately!" Yuliang clapped his hands and couldn't help but smile, "Which one else wants to try?" ”

"What are you doing?" The fat shopkeeper who was watching coldly next to him glared at the pig's eyes and shouted. More than 20 sturdy men rushed up, Li Yuliang squatted down unhurriedly and supported the ground with one hand, and flew around like a grinding bar in the center of the store, some of the seven or eight people in front of him were facing the sky on their backs, and some came to gnaw on the ground, squeaking and screaming, and the one behind couldn't hold his feet and tripped and fell to the ground. Li Yuliang suddenly took out a red-hot strip from under the stove, whether it was his face, buttocks, back or legs, it was hot one after another, and in an instant, the store was filled with green smoke, the smell was tangy, and a crying father and mother were like wolf howls. Seeing that the matter was getting bigger, the people outside retreated far aside, and only the green monkeys were indescribably happy, jumping up and clapping their hands.

The fat shopkeeper's face was as angry as pig's liver, and he scolded the guys who were rolling and crawling: "It's all some chaff waste!" He dragged a shovel and slashed it round. Yu Liang's body flashed over, and when he saw him picking up the shovel again, he lifted Huang Laosi who crawled out of the swill tank to cover it head-on, and the coal shovel slashed obliquely behind Huang Laosi's head, only to hear Huang Laosi scream, and the blood spurted out, splashing all over the walls and people! Yu Liang simply used him as a weapon, and while dancing the slender Huang Laosi, he scolded with a smile: "Yesterday I scolded others for being beasts, and today I am not as good as a beast!" As he spoke, he slammed Huang Laosi's body towards the fat shopkeeper, where could the fat shopkeeper dodge? The two of them pressed together on a dining table, and the table was crushed to pieces with a "click". Li Yuliang didn't stop, turned around and picked up a pot of hot oil with green smoke and poured it on the roof of the shed and lit a fire! People at the temple fair fled in a hurry.

The green monkey was also dumbfounded, and suddenly saw the fire whirring and burning in the north wind, and couldn't help but panic a little. He didn't expect this "Uncle Li" to be so strong in martial arts and so vicious in his methods, so he shouted loudly in a hurry: "Uncle Li, it's a big disaster, let's go!" Li Yuliang came out of the shed with a tongue of fire, and saw the fat shopkeeper's black and gray face was blistering, so he hurriedly escaped with him. He turned around and smiled, "Hurry up and put out the fire!" What do you run out for? As he spoke, he lifted the fat shopkeeper and threw it into the fire, lifted his shirt and wiped his hands, and said to the green monkey: "It's okay, let's go!" ”

The two of them followed the flow of people and walked around a hill four or five miles northeast for an afternoon, and did not return to the Windward Pavilion until dark. Along the way, Yuliang spoke with great interest, but the green monkey was silent and thoughtful.

"What's wrong with you?" Yuliang stopped and asked, "I'm not afraid of killing people and setting fires today, but are you afraid?" ”

"No, it's not."

"You pity them?" Yuliang asked sharply.

"What are they pitiful! are all killed, and the people of Anqing can only applaud! The green monkey suddenly smiled and said, "I have a reckless remark, I don't know if you want to hear it?" Yu Liang pondered for a while, and said with a smile: "I can't see that you are a little person, you can speak the same as an adult, what to say, just say it." The green monkey fell to his knees with a plop and said, "Just now you wiped your clothes, I have seen that you are always a female chivalrous guest, I don't know if you have the fate to be your apprentice?" ”

Li Yuliang was stunned for a moment, and then thought of the skirt he was wearing. This time it was her turn to be silent, and after thinking for a long time, she sneered, sighed again, and said, "Rabbits have come out of the flock—you are clever!" If you recognize it, even if you have fate, you just can't tell Mr. Wu! Then he said, "Get up!" The green monkey kowtowed three times before getting up, sobbed, wiped his tears and said: "The green monkey must have such a master's ability, my father will not jump into the river, and my mother will not ask people to sell the ......" Yuliang patted him on the shoulder lovingly and said: "The surname Zheng is rich and unkind, I have long wanted to get rid of him, but he is not in Anqing now, I heard that he went to visit his brother." Give him some color today, turn around and catch it, you killed him with your own hands to get angry - let's go with Mr. Wu first, I still want to do something for him, and you will talk about it later. ”

However, Wu Ciyou has disappeared. The two crossed the wall in the middle of the night and entered the old store of Windward Pavilion and disappeared Wu Ciyou. Li Yuliang suddenly changed color, and when he looked for the account room in front of him and asked, he learned that when the sky was about to break dark, five or six tolerance locks came and took Wu Ciyou, and I don't know where to take it.

Yuliang gritted his teeth and thought for a long time, thinking that it was his own crime that involved Wu Ciyou. Looking at the medicine for "bruises" fried on the table, Li Yuliang's face turned red, and he returned to the room and said to the green monkey while cleaning up his things: "Let's go, go to Zheng's house first, and then go to Anqing Mansion - my aunt and grandmother are going to compete with them." ”

The moment Wu Ciyou was captured, he was a little confused: the imperial court had already sent an edict to the court, and the yamen of all provinces had taken care of it, how could this happen? How can these tolerances call their own names in one mouthful? I was already tied up in my thoughts, and I stuffed a handful of hemp walnuts all over my mouth, and then I felt that something was wrong, but it was too late. He gasped for breath, and was pushed and shoved out of the windward shop by several wolf-like messengers, without even a lantern, and walked forward with one foot high and one foot low. Pity a weak scholar from a rich background, when did he suffer like this?

At about two o'clock, they came to a wide embankment. Standing on the embankment at this time, looking at the river flowing on the left, looking at the pond on the right, there are ponds lined up one after another, the cold stars are twinkling, the cold wind penetrates the bones, all the sounds are silent, the black is a piece, only the distant woods sometimes come from the owl's terrible cry.

"It's here!" The leader breathed a sigh of relief, pulled out the hemp walnut stuffed in his mouth for Wu Ciyou, cut the rope tied to his body, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu is frightened!" Ming people do not do dark things, in the next is the king of Pingxi in front of the guard, at the order of the king to come to invite, and I am afraid that Mr. will not give in, so I have to make this decision - I live here with Mr. in the same shop, several times to listen to Mr. poems and lectures, my heart is very admirable, will not embarrass Mr. But to Yunnan mountains and rivers, there are a lot of troubles along the way, Mr. must listen to the arrangement, after arriving in Wuhua Mountain, I must bear the guilt! "It's a word.

Wu Ciyou took a look, although he couldn't see it clearly in the dark, he could vaguely recognize that it was the Huangfu Baozhu who he had invited to sit with him on the day of the poem, and there was a bang in his mind, and he sat on the embankment with his legs weak, looked up at the stars in the sky and said: "I am just a poor filial piety, my fame is not successful, I wander the rivers and lakes, I have no ambition to govern the world, and I have no power to bind the chicken, what is the use of the king of Pingxi for my whereabouts, it takes so much effort!" I don't think it's a bit of a big deal! ”

But the emperor did not answer, and made a whistle in his mouth, and a boat sprang out of the reeds on the opposite bank like arrows.

"It's coming!" Supporting Wu Ciyou's tolerance, he said excitedly, "It's much more stable when you get on the boat, as long as you avoid Li Yunniang, who can do anything to us?" Wu Ciyou didn't understand who Li Yunniang was, and how could he help these people, his heart moved, and he hung his head silently.

The hull of the ship shook and left the shore, and Wu Ciyou's heart suddenly became empty. He resigned himself to his fate, half-lying in the front cabin of the black hole, and his mind was really numb. At one time, it was Kangxi, and at one time it was Su Malagu, Wei Dongting, Mingzhu, Suo Etu...... One by one, the smiles flashed in front of them, and then disappeared into the darkness, only to hear the sound of the bubbling water under the boat. Wu Ciyou felt irritable for a while, and was just about to get up, but he was dragged by someone. He didn't expect that there were still people guarding him, so he smiled bitterly and sat back again, but the people who listened to the boat's rocking oars were in the mood to compose a song:

Sister lovesickness, how long will you stay without being romantic? I saw the wind blowing the flowers to the ground, but I didn't see the wind blowing the flowers on the branches...... Thought sister, butterfly thought is also a flower. Butterflies think of flowers but not grass, brothers and sisters do not miss home......

The singing fell, and the other person smiled: "After all, what you sang is too vulgar, or Ah Zi girl is better at making it up." As he spoke, he opened his voice and sang:

The peaks and peaks are reclining and clear, and a lonely boat is chaotic.

Ping's traces are endless, and he doesn't look for a soulmate in the smoke.

Three cups of wine in the autumn grave and spring grass, two hearts in heaven and earth.

Is the conjuring a gentleman reading? I find it in my dreams every night!

Wu Ciyou tasted the meaning of the words in the song, and couldn't help but be stupid, but I don't know who this Ah Zi girl is, she has such a handwriting, I don't know what resentment she has, and she writes such a sad and angry song.

While he was thinking wildly, the light suddenly flashed, and the emperor Baozhu walked into the cabin with a lamp and candle. Only then did Wu Ciyou see that there were four tolerances sitting around him. What surprised him even more was that there was a woman in the inner cabin with beautiful temples and beautiful eyes, looking at herself through the cabin window!

Huangfu Baozhu looked at Wu Ciyou and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu, are you frightened?" It's okay to look at it. ”

"Whatever you have to say, whatever you want, listen to it." Wu Ciyou turned his face and replied coldly.

"Sir!" Ah Zi, who was in the next cabin, stepped out, saluted Wu Ciyou with a straight face, and said, "No matter how bad Wu Sangui is, he is always a Han person, although Wuhua Mountain does not have a Jinluan Palace, it is not a bloody world!" With a talent like yours, can't you even understand this reason? ”

"Who are you?" Wu Ciyou's eyes swept over Ah Zi like electricity.

Ah Zi sighed, sat down opposite, and said contemplatively: "Like you, you are also a fallen person at the end of the world. With different circumstances and different thoughts, why do you have to know who I am? The baozhu next to him said: "This is the lady of my family's Wang Shizi, Miss Ziyun." ”

Hearing that it was Wu Yingxiong's side chamber wife, Wu Ciyou snorted and sneered: "It's really a miracle that someone like you can write such a poem." Either you have a miserable life and speak to others, or you are the world's number one traitorous woman! ”

Ziyun was speechless for a long time after hearing this, staring at Baozhu for a moment with a gaze as clear as a cold pond, and his lips trembled rapidly. Bao Zhu had seen her look like this a few times, and when he saw her looking at herself again, he hurriedly lowered his head and turned his face, but he heard Ah Zi's tone change and said with a smile: "Your Mr. Wu just wants to say what I am Daji, Han Feiyan, Tang Wucao, I recognize them all." What kind of background I have, probably no one knows, anyway, it has nothing to do with you! ”

"It's irrelevant!" Wu Ciyou glanced at Ziyun contemptuously, "It's you who came up to talk without shame!" Men and women are not kissed, please do not open your mouth! ”

Ah Zi's face turned red to the base of his ears. With her appearance and talent, I don't know how many men have fallen under her pomegranate skirt. She has experienced a lot of things in the world, and in front of her is full of men's fascinated eyes, and those who can be a little more reserved are already considered to be a decent and square gentleman, and she has never been so disgusted. After a moment of silence, Ziyun suddenly laughed out loud: "What an innocent gentleman, who recognizes Yi Di as his father and a slave for the Tartars, he has the cheekiness to quote Confucius's words!" Confucius Jiuquan has knowledge, and he is going to die! Huangfu Baozhu also smiled: "Didn't Mr. Lingzun Wu Zhixun ever be a courtier of the Ming family?" ”

"Again! His old man has not entered the dynasty! Wu Ciyou stiffly said, "I am not a former Ming courtier, of course I can be used today!" ”

Ziyun snorted and teased: "I really value you today!" The pavilion can't hold it, put it on the rivers and lakes to enjoy this Qingfu......" A man with a full face and beard next to him said gloomily: "If you are willing to be a lackey of the Tartars, it is not too much for us to dispose of you!" Return to the prince as soon as possible and do a career of restoring sight! ”

Wu Ciyou quietly listened to their gossip, straightened his waist and sat upright, and said in a deep voice: "It has been more than 20 years since the Ming Dynasty died!" The emperor is impermanent, only the virtuous live in it, the heavenly way is impermanent, only the virtuous person is supplemented; There are no two masters of the people, and there is only Kangxi today; There are no two days, we can only be at peace with each other! How can a woman and a villain know these truths? ”

"Yidi has a king, it is better to die in Zhuxia!" Ziyun, who was sitting next to her, suddenly said loudly, I don't know if she was angry or angry, her voice trembled slightly, "Do you know who said this?" Wu Ciyou ignored her, turned his face to Baozhu and said: "We have known each other for a few days, I think you are not a stubborn person, why don't you close your eyes and see Mount Tai?" - There is a gentleman in Huaxia now, but the gentleman is just a person from Yidi, why don't you understand? ”

Bao Zhu also said earnestly: "Mr. Wu, you are full of poetry and books, you are not a person who does not learn and do not know, the person of Yidi can be the king of Huaxia, please see which book?" He didn't want to entangle with Wu Ciyou more, but he thought about it again, he wanted to send Ziyun to Beijing, Wu Ciyou could only ask his subordinates to send him back to Yunnan, if he could convince him first, it would be convenient to walk.

"Shallow!" Wu Ciyou got up and laughed, almost unstoppable, he couldn't help but anger these people in order to die quickly.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Mencius! Do you know - Mencius! Wu Ciyou said loudly, his voice was a little hoarse, "Meng Ziyun: 'Shun, the people of Dongyi; King Wen, the people of Xiyi! 'Didn't these Yidi people also become the saints of China. Do you know? ”

A few words were asked, and everyone was dumbfounded, and the conversation could not continue.

After a while, Huangfu Baozhu turned his face. He smiled sarcastically and said to Wu Ciyou: "Mr. Wu, I have long admired your high talent. It's not easy to get together today. While there is still a Du Con wine in the cabin, is the gentleman willing to appreciate his face and get drunk with us? ”

"It's still a good idea." Wu Ciyou was really hungry and thirsty, and at this time his spirit gradually recovered, so he thought about eating, and then laughed, "Since there are Yaxing customers, Wu has a lot of affection!" Huangfu Baozhu saw that this person was refreshed, and his mouth seemed to be gushing endlessly, and he knew that it would be humiliating to continue talking about the old topic, so he got up and ordered someone to set up a low table at the head of the cabin. The king of Pingxi invited Mr. without malice, first, he hoped that Mr. would give advice; Second, if you don't give up, please go out of the mountain to help. As for the way of Huayi, don't talk about it. Who can keep the world depends on the will of the people in the world! ”

"Let him die of this heart!" Wu Ciyou said while eating casually, "What is Wu Sangui, worthy of saying these words to me?" There is no saddest thing for people than to have no self-knowledge; If there is no self-knowledge, how can there be knowledge of others? Today, it is the holy monarch of the world, Wu Ciyou repays him with his cloth clothes, please mention these words again. ”

"Sir, that's an exaggeration." Huangfu Baozhu put the wine glass on the table and said in a deep voice, "Confucius was only interested in learning when he was fifteen years old, and now the emperor is only sixteen years old, is he enough to be able to use the word 'holy monarch'?" Since the seventeenth year of Shunzhi, frequent floods and droughts and abnormal disasters have been unexpected, which are all signs of unsatisfactory people's hearts. ”

"What else?" Wu Ciyou calmly ate and drank, and asked again.

"There are millions of disciples of the third prince of Zhu gathered Zhong Saburo, and the incident is only in the evening," Baozhu said again, "Seeing that the Central Plains is also going to be wolf, Kangxi's days will not be long!" ”

"You said a lot," Wu Ciyou asked, "what is the immorality of Kangxi himself and the court itself?" He secretly regretted in his heart, at this time, Fang knew that the relationship between Zhong Sanlang's cult and the third prince of Zhu was afraid that he would not be able to report it to Kangxi.

The imperial court - Kangxi has any immorality, Huangfu Baozhu has not thought about this matter. It is really not easy to find out where Kangxi lost his morality, and Huangfu Baozhu was speechless for a while.

"Wu Sangui is really stupid!" Wu Ciyou said with a smile, "If he hadn't led the Qing soldiers into the customs at the beginning, how could there be a Qing world today?" The Qing Dynasty has been decided, and the people's hearts are oriented, and he wants to oppose the Qing Dynasty; Qianming did not treat him badly, but he killed Emperor Yongli, like this disloyal, unfilial, unkind, unjust, disrespectful to heaven, unscrupulous, capricious, incorruptible and shameless people actually have people to be lobbyists for him, smearing powder and grease for him, it is really a great wonder in heaven and earth! ”

"Sir......" Bao Zhu couldn't tell what he had in his heart, so he had to persuade Wu Ciyou to drink to hide the emptiness in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Please-please, the food is going to be cold." ”

"As soon as I heard it, I knew that Mr. Baozhu had read books." Wu Ciyou was already full, and he had no intention of talking any more, so he stood up with a cup and drank it all, and asked with a smile: "You know, there is a saying that is 'the difference of one thought', and how much effort is 'one thought'?" ”

"How much effort?" Bao Zhu asked in surprise, he didn't know why Wu Ciyou suddenly digressed.

"Forty-three thousand two hundred thoughts in one day and night!" Wu Ciyou said, "Have you ever heard of the poem "Oily Clothes"? ”

"Nope." Baozhu was even more surprised.

"I saw it in Baishadu, Hengzhou when I was a child." Wu Ciyou groaned:

A little clear oil stained white clothes, mottled and suspicious.

Wash away thousands of rivers, as if it was not dirty at that time!

Yin then asked, "Have you ever seen the Festival of the Warriors?" ”

"What?" Baozhu and the beard were stunned again, but they saw Wu Ciyou whistling in the starlight and moonlight, and jumped into the river with a "plop"!

No one would have thought that he would commit suicide by throwing himself into the water like this, and after being stunned for a while, Bao Zhu and the bearded man exclaimed loudly, when they went to the side of the boat to look, the waves were sparkling, the night was long, where was there still a shadow? The beard and beard were stretched and salvaged, and after trying the water, it was biting cold, and it was really impossible to go down. was in a hurry, Ah Zi also lifted the curtain and came out, as if he was a little afraid of falling, paced to the bow of the boat, stared into the distance with confused eyes, and asked the pillar next to him in a trembling voice: "That's it...... Jump in...... Finish? ”

Baozhu didn't reply, he stood at the bow of the boat and looked at the turbulent waves stupidly, and sighed silently: "It's a pity! ”