Chapter 1011, close to people?
In recent days, the 'mirage' has become more and more frequent, and there is a kind of depression that is about to come in the country of Wuyu.
"Qin Dishi, 'Feng Bo' is invited."
Early in the morning, Du Qinghan had already gone out, and a corpse came and asked Qin Kun to go to the top of the mountain to discuss matters.
'Fengbo' Tian Ban, that is, the thin young man, standing on the stone hall on the top of the mountain in a suit, saw Qin Kun coming, and arched his hand without being salty or light: "Qin Dishi." ”
"You're looking for me? What about Du Qinghan? Qin Kun greeted.
Tian Ban said: "This morning, Du Ye and 'Jiao Gong' went to Huozhou Underworld, Wei Tiangong went to Tianshan Snow Village, and I will be in charge of Immortal Mountain for a few days." ”
"How can I help?"
Tian Ban was in contact with Qin Kun alone for the first time, and sure enough, as others said, this person had a casual temperament and did not treat him differently because he was special, this feeling of being treated as an ordinary person was indeed very comfortable.
Tian Ban said: "During these days, the low-level zombies of the Immortal Mountain are forbidden to go out, and the Loulan Dead Kingdom has taken the opportunity to expand its territory, and some villages and towns under the jurisdiction of our Immortal Mountain have been temporarily occupied. ”
Qin Kun groaned: "Want to grab the territory? ”
Tian Ban sneered: "Qin Dishi also looks down on our Immortal Mountain too much, and you don't need to go out for this kind of work." I just heard that Master Wang was going to make some films, and I asked Qin Ye to bring a message to persuade them to pay attention to safety. ”
The fat man was indeed running around with Xu Facheng and Yuan Xinghan during this time, listening to Tian Ban's tone, he might meet Loulan's people, Qin Kun said that he would talk.
"Okay, then I'll go first."
Qin Kun felt that the other party was making a big fuss, these little things, just report it, is it necessary to call himself up.
"Wait, Master Qin, there's one more thing." Tian Ban suddenly stopped Qin Kun.
Qin Kun turned his head, Tian Ban took a deep breath, and asked, "What is the relationship between you and Du Ye?" ”
Qin Kun obviously felt that Tian Ban's pupils had shrunk a few more points, and with obvious unkindness, he was like two people just now.
Du Qinghan?
"Cohabitation."
Tian Ban's body trembled, and his smile was a little stiff: "Qin Ye thinks, are you suitable for Du Ye?" ”
Qin Kun shrugged: "You and I are willing, it's quite suitable." ”
"Du Ye is stiff, you are human." Tian Ban was paused word by word.
Qin Kun smiled: "Tian Ban, there are some things that I have figured out when I met a ghost. The difference between humans and ghosts lies in human nature, and so do zombies. ”
"But zombies have more skin than ghosts after all!"
"Well, so as long as the living habits are the same as people, they won't come out to make trouble, and there is no difference with people."
Tian Ban's chest rose and fell, and he suddenly straightened his chest: "I think you and Du Qinghan are not worthy." ”
Qin Kun raised his eyebrows: "Oh, then what do you think, who is worthy of her?" ”
"Du Qinghan is stiff, so he naturally wants to stay with stiffness."
Tian Ban was very young, no more than 30 when he died, his face was thin, but he had a good appearance, with long hair tied in braids, and wearing a suit, he felt that he could kill most young people in seconds.
Moreover, the Immortal Mountain is rich.
Tian Ban wears rings on his ten fingers, each of which is inlaid with gemstones, and his temperament is extraordinarily outstanding.
Today, Tian Ban's appearance is dignified, and it was almost revealed in his words just now that the person who is matched with Du Qinghan is himself, Qin Kun then said: "Tian Ban, have you ever been in love?" ”
Tian Ban squinted his eyes: "I know what you mean, I woke up from the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, and I had a marriage match before I died, and I had descendants." Do you want to use secular etiquette to suppress me, if Du Qinghan enters my Tian family, he must be called a concubine? ”
"Then you're really thinking too much." Qin Kun paused, "I mean, if you've been in love, you should know that girls like partners who are bigger in some aspects. ”
Tian Ban was furious: "You are so dirty! ”
Qin Kun's voice was an octave higher: "Dirty? I mean bearing, what do you think? ”
Tian Ban was stunned and speechless.
Qin Kun lit a cigarette and suddenly smiled: "You just reacted so much? I seem to know something. ”
Qin Kun glanced at Tian Ban's crotch and left with a wicked smile.
"You ......" Tian Ban reacted for a long time, gritted his teeth and twisted the flagpole next to him, how could this person who killed a thousand knives be so hateful!
……
……
On the fifth day, Qin Kun drove to the county seat under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Mountain, stayed on the mountain for a few days, and the body smell was a little big, and he was going to come over to take a bath.
Wang Qian and the three of them went to the scene, Bai Yi seized the opportunity to visit and study in the Immortal Mountain, Chu Qianxun said that this space is extremely comfortable to cultivate, and he is also ready to take the opportunity to practice candle dragon arithmetic.
So the co-pilot, only one corpse was seated, and it was Li Shenling.
Li Shenling, who was dressed in an official robe of the Qing Dynasty, was playing with a greedy snake, and his fangs could be exposed when he was excited: "Qin Dishi, I have 280 points!" ”
Qin Kun was speechless, this guy was sent by Wei Tianliang to drive for him, and now he has become a driver for him, a mobile game, as for it.
"If you cut your nails, you might be able to break 500."
This guy can't use a touchscreen phone, Qin Kun took great pains to find him an old-fashioned Nokia, seeing that he was so excited, Qin Kun yawned and replied perfunctorily.
One person stiffened into the county seat, Qin Kun found a bath, fortunately the power supply equipment was not damaged, Qin Kun took a hot bath, his whole body was comfortable, and Li Shenling also followed suit, and he didn't seem to be very enthusiastic.
After taking a shower, Qin Kun took out a new set of clothes from the elastic space to change into, and threw the old ones to the laundry.
Li Shenling looked at the washing machine curiously and asked, "This thing, can it really wash clothes?" ”
"Well, you can still spin it dry."
Counselor Li smacked his tongue: "Qin Dishi, I have been to the county seat many times, and I still learned the most from you." ”
Qin Kun waved his hand, a zombie can drive, indicating that the other party is already very good. The use of tools is a sign of progress in life.
Qin Kun opened his eyes, and Counselor Li also wanted to invite Qin Kun to eat.
The two entered a restaurant, Qin Kun was surprised, this place was the cleanest restaurant he had ever seen, and someone should have come to clean it often.
I saw Li Shenling bring two large plates of chicken noodles from the back kitchen, and said enthusiastically: "This restaurant is the best in the county, the rice is hot, you should like it very much." ”
Qin Kun ate a few meals on the mountain, all of them were reserved dry food, it was not bad if he was poisoned by the corpse, and today he tasted a large plate of chicken noodles, and his beautiful tongue had to swallow it.
The chicken is tender, the noodles are strong, sucked in the mouth, the delicious soup hits the taste buds, spits out the bones, and then clips a few onions into the mouth, and immediately has the feeling of exotic food, the slightly peppery food, but Linjiang usually can't eat it.
After eating a plate of noodles, Qin Kun served another plate, watched Li Shenling also gobbling it up, and said curiously: "I remember that zombies love to eat raw meat!" Grains are said to be difficult to swallow. ”
Li Shenling nodded: "Yes, but that's a low-level zombie." Every time a zombie breaks through a level, its body function will recover by one point, but some zombies recover different functions, so their diet tastes different. For example, I am more greedy for gastrointestinal function to recover, and grains can also be absorbed and digested. ”
Qin Kun was stunned, is there still such a statement?
Qin Kun asked, "Isn't that the stronger the strength, the closer you are to people?" ”
Li Shenling waved his hand: "Qin Dishi underestimates zombies too much. In fact, in the state of spiritual maintenance, we have long surpassed ordinary people. ”
Qin Kun narrowed his eyes, Li Shenling wiped his mouth, took a sip of hot soup and said: "But as you can see, the replenishment speed of zombies is very slow, and the heavenly refining corpses are naturally buried behind the dragon vein, and they are born by the essence of the leyline, but the leyline is fluid, and it will not nourish a place, so even if other people are buried in the tomb of the zombie person, they may not be zombie." ”
Qin Kun knew about this matter, the 'Array Scroll' had written, the mountains went on the ground, the qi went underground, the leylines were indeed flowing, and some of the side branches of the leylines, like rivers, also had times when they overflowed and dried up.
Li Shenling is a heavenly refining corpse, that is, a natural formation, so at least it must be guaranteed that the earth's leyline aura is abundant enough when he is buried, and he can cleanse the corpse.
Li Shenling continued: "Therefore, if the replenishment speed is slow, we will not be able to achieve a scale, and if we die one less, we will not be able to become the master, we can only survive." ”