Chapter 66: Shabu Shabu
Chijin stared at Traceless Speechless: "No, your Ganoderma lucidum is spore reproduction, regardless of gender...... So people don't count single dog abuse ......"
Traceless replied: "I'm not necessarily talking about myself...... I know I'm sporogenous, but you're not...... In other words, you dragon clan doesn't even have a female dragon, how can you pass on the ancestry?! β
Chijin rolled his eyes helplessly, this guy didn't open which pot every time: "I want you to take care of it!" β¦β¦β
"Hey, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, hum ......" stood proudly around his chest without a trace.
Chijin took a few deep breaths, barely quelling his urge to beat Traceless into a meatloaf.
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When everyone stepped out of the teleportation array, Lin Yin was already waiting in the waiting area.
The moment he saw everyone, Lin Yin just nodded at us very calmly, and was silent...... It was as if we all felt unwelcome, and the most important thing was that lookβit was so unfazed, there was a feeling that Mount Tai had collapsed on top and its face did not change.
Feeling everyone's embarrassment, Chijin rarely explained: "Don't mind, everyone, Lin Yin is like this, I don't like to say superfluous words......
Me, Zixie, without a trace: "......"
Talking to us, are they superfluous?!
But judging from my communication with Lin Yin, this young man just looks cold, looking at the communication with him yesterday, including the communication when we first met, we communicated quite well, perhaps, he just doesn't know how to start the topic, but when others guide the topic, he won't feel embarrassed.
I took the initiative to ask Lin Yin: "Lin Yin, did that Hades lady just marry Hades?" β
"Hmm...... It's ......"
I looked at Zixie: "Did you pull a red line for Hades recently?!" β
Zi Xie was a little baffled, but still answered truthfully: "Yes...... When we were dealing with the matter of female ghosts in the human world, Hades asked me to help him draw the red thread, and I thought that he had just helped you, so I gave him back. What's wrong?! β
"It seems that even if you have a red thread, they may be able to get married, but they may not necessarily love each other sincerely!" These guys are definitely doing their job!
Zixie: "......"
I'm pulling the marriage line, if you can't really love each other, blame me?! β¦β¦
But Zi Xie, who thought of this, suddenly came to his heart, and pulled Bian Xiaoxiao's sleeve: "Xiaoxiao......"
"Uh-huh?!"
"Otherwise, let's take a red line and try it, how about testing the effect of my red line?!"
I rolled my eyes helplessly: "Isn't your red line useless to the immortals?!" β
"Try it, try it......" Zi Xie continued to salivate and seduce with a small face.
Me: "......"
This red line is useless to me, what am I carrying it for?! Is it used as a decoration?!
"Why don't you tell me about that Hades lady?!" I changed the subject, hey, is it good to prioritize?! We're here to solve the problem...... This guy is actually peddling red lines with me......
Zixie: "Well, I just pulled the red line for her and Hades, and I don't know anything else......"
"I don't know, you're pulling the red line?! You're really ...... old Not at all responsible......"
Zi Xie nodded slightly: "I only know that she is a student of Bauhinia Country X University, her name is Yun Shu......"
Me: "......"
This month, how does the old man feel that he is not doing the business of marrying people, how does he feel like he is abducting and trafficking people.
"Eh......" Zi Xie looked at my speechless eyes, and immediately added: "However, she has one thing that is more special...... It's her birthday......"
I just looked at Zi Xie in a daze, is this guy hanging my appetite?! You haven't finished talking all at once, and you're going to wait for me to squeeze toothpaste and ask questions?!
"Uh...... "Now it's not just me looking at Zi Xie like this, even Traceless and Chijin are looking at Zi Xie like this, is it unreliable this month?!
Zi Xie was very uncomfortable by the eyes of several of us: "Her birth date is the lunar year, the lunar month, and the cloudy day - a pure yin physique that is rare in a hundred years...... What do you think?! Isn't it special?! β
I touched my chin and thought, "According to what you say, this lady of Hades is really the ghost wife destined by Hades!" It's just that this twisted melon isn't sweet......"
I looked at Lin Yin: "Since this Lady of Hades has made a wish to the Lord of the Buddha, have you ever met this person alone?" β
"I haven't ...... yet" Lin Yin had a somewhat embarrassed look on his face: "First, because this subject's identity is relatively special, I went to see her alone, which was inconvenient; The second is that this lady of Hades is now heavily protected by Hades, or supervised, and I just want to see her, but I can't see her......"
Yes, you can't just tell Hades, Hades, I want to see your new wife, it sounds weird......
But how can that be?! I can't even see the victim, so how can I solve the problem for her?! β¦β¦
"Then ......" Lin Yin looked at me tentatively, "Let's go to visit Lady Hades together?" β
I didn't answer the rhetorical question: "Can you pay a direct visit to Lady Hades?!" Or isn't it nice for us to skip Hades like this?! β
"That'...... Let's go straight to Hades?! β
"What if we visit Hades and he won't let us see his wife?! After all, this lady was originally abducted by the king of Hades by improper means......"
Lin Yin: "......"
This visit is not good, it is not okay not to pay a visit, and he doesn't know what to do......
I closed my eyes and pondered for a while: "Does this Lady of Hades have a chance to leave the Hades Mansion?" β
"Hmm...... I haven't seen her come out yet, but in a few days it will be the grandest mid-year festival in the ghost world, and when the time comes, Hades will definitely come out to accept the worship of the people of the entire ghost world, and the lady of Hades should be ...... at that time."
Zi Xie couldn't help but interrupt: "However, even if Mrs. Hades has a chance to come out, but Hades is always by her side, we still don't have a chance!" β
"Well......" I thought about Lin Yin and Zixie's words: "It's scheduled on the day of the Midyear Festival, and I will see it while walking, at least I can see our subject in a bright and bright light that day, and it will not incur the disgust of the king of Hades, and this is also to inform our lord that she made a wish to the Buddha Lord, the Buddha Lord has not forgotten her, and has arranged a special person to deal with her affairs, in this way, at least let our subject feel at ease, and if she still wants to solve her current problems, she will definitely find another opportunity to get close to us." It must be easier for her to come to us than for us to find her! β
"Uh-huh...... Sister Xiaoxiao is right! When Lin Yin said this, he also hugged my fist: "Admire!" β
Chijin gave Lin Yin an elbow: "Eh, I haven't seen you for a few days, I've grown my skills, I've actually learned to pat on the back!" β
Lin Yin still had a dark face: "I really admire!" β
You know, on this matter, he hasn't thought about it for a long time! I didn't expect Xiaoxiao here to come with just a few words, and it seems that she has sorted out a clear idea of the solution to this matter! And his mind had always been a mess before.
Chijin: "......"
This guy has never been able to accept what a "joke" is......
After everyone had decided, Traceless began to speak: "Oops, I'm hungry...... Where are we going to eat......"
This little guy, since he fell in love with me, has fallen in love with all kinds of food, and now he feels that his previous 99,999 years have been wasted, but I corrected him and said, that is also because he was fortunate to meet the Buddha, and the Lord Buddha successfully transformed for him, otherwise, he still doesn't know where to eat grass, haha!
The taste of this food is indeed unforgettable!
At this time, Chijin didn't speak, because he just wanted to eat and drink with him, in case he proposed to go to dinner, and then let him pay after the meal, he would feel that his blood groove was empty!
Anyway, this is Lin Yin's land, and when he saw that there was no trace, he asked directly, and Lin Yin couldn't help but speak, so he said: "There is a restaurant in front, which is full every day, it should be good......
Traceless: "If I don't speak, are you going to play stupid all the time?!" Eh, young man, I say, we've been here for so long, and you haven't even let us drink a sip of water, you can't be hospitable! β
After speaking, he pointed at Chijin angrily: "You must not learn from that guy, that guy is a stingy dragon, guarding the mountains and silver seas but inviting us to eat cabbage for a few days...... I thought the dragon was a vegetarian!! β
Chijin touched his nose in embarrassment, and talked as he spoke, what was he doing?!
Lin Yin: "......"
Is anyone so direct?! It's almost impossible to invite them to eat now...... Those gold coins are all your hard-earned money...... Although he is not as stingy as Chijin, he is not a local tyrant like Chihuo who can afford to squander the gold and silver mountains! Woowoo...... Let's cry for your wallet first! β¦β¦
Sitting in the restaurant recommended by Lin Yin, he looked east and west without a trace, and then said in a summary manner: "Hey, I guess you are a little better than the stingy dragon of Chijin......
One sentence without a trace made both parties embarrassed: "......"
Does this guy have a little consciousness, he eats and drinks for nothing every day, and he actually dislikes the food invited by others, wow, you also have a treat!
Zi Xie picked up the small snacks on the table and forcibly stuffed them into Wuji's mouth: "Eat more and talk less......"
Originally, Zi Xie would have said this, but he added another sentence: "If you continue like this, you won't even have water to drink......"
I feel that Lin Yin's face is so black now that he can squeeze out the ink, woo woo...... Your Highness the Moon God, are you really good at shabu like this?!
cough cough cough ......