"You uncle, why are you so ruthless? I don't like to watch people fight the most in my life. Your sect is called the Boundless Sword, and it lives in the Boundless Mountains. The Buddhist scriptures say: 'There are four immeasurables: one compassion, two compassions, three joys, and four sacrifices. Of course, all of you understand that the heart of happiness is compassion, the heart of pulling out suffering is sorrow, the heart of joy and happiness for all sentient beings is joyful, and the thoughts of giving up grievances and relatives are equal to all sentient beings. Since he is an immeasurable sword sect, he should have a compassionate and joyful heart, and the Buddha of Amitayus is also Amitabha. Amitabha, Amitabha......"

Gong Guangjie, who wanted to teach Duan Yu a lesson, but was frightened by the fearless momentum of Duan Yu's ignorant people, was hesitating whether the other party pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, but was dazed by Duan Yu's mouth bombardment.

When Ling Chi saw this scene, he subconsciously thought of Tang Seng in the Journey to the West. Duan Yu's setting of being fearless, but only having mouth cannon kung fu, is exactly the same as Tang Seng.

It's a pity that even if Tang Seng is stupid and incapable, he still has the protection of the entire Buddhism, so he doesn't have to worry about the safety of his life. But Duan Yu is really a wild donkey encountering a tiger, and at first he can scare the tiger by relying on the sound of the donkey, but once the tiger finds out that the wild donkey can only bark at the donkey, but has no ability, it can only become a delicious meal for the tiger.

And that's exactly what happened.

Under the bombardment of Duan Yuyi's mouth cannon, Gong Guangjie finally couldn't help it.

I saw that his long sword was retracted, and suddenly his left hand was swung out, and with a snap, he slapped Duan Yu firmly.

Duan Yu turned his head slightly to the side, waiting to dodge, the other party's palm was already on his face, a handsome snow-white cheek was swollen, and the five finger prints were very clear.

Everyone was taken aback at this time, seeing that Duan Yu didn't care, and his mouth was full of nonsense, it was expected that he must be a master. Who knew that Gong Guangjie slapped his hand, he couldn't avoid it, it seemed that he really didn't know martial arts at all.

It is common for martial arts masters to deliberately pretend to be stupid and play with their opponents, but there is no one who does not know martial arts who is so bold and reckless.

Gong Guangzhuo couldn't help but be stunned when he got his palm, and then grabbed Duan Yu's chest, lifted his body, and shouted: "What a great character I said, how do I know it's a pus!" The words fell, and he was thrown to the ground.

Duan Yu was about to go out, and with a bang, his head hit the foot of the table.

Ling Chi and Shuang'er both covered their eyes, unable to look.

Huang Rong's eyes lit up with excitement, and she shouted in her heart: Good fight, keep fighting! Fight to the death!

“……”

Ma Wude couldn't bear it in his heart, grabbed it and helped Duan Yu up, and said: "It turns out that Duan Gongzi really doesn't know martial arts, so why bother to come here to fight?" ”

Duan Yu touched the corner of his forehead, it was very painful and aggrieved, and the most terrible thing was ......

Turning his head and seeing Huang Rong as if she was sneering, Duan Yu's whole face was feverish, and he was embarrassed in front of his fairy sister.

"I'm here to play in the mountains and rivers, who knew they were going to fight with swords? So what is so good about you cutting me and killing me? It's better to watch people play monkey tricks. Fifth Master Ma, goodbye, goodbye, I'm leaving. Duan Yu didn't have the face to see anyone, he just wanted to escape from here and lick his wounds.

A young disciple beside Zuo Zimu jumped out, stopped in front of Duan Yu, and sneered: "You don't know martial arts, just walk away with your tail between your legs, that's fine, how can you say that it's better to watch us compete with swords, it's better to watch monkey play?" I'll give you two ways to go, either compare with me, and let you learn how to swordsmanship, which is worse than playing monkeys; Either kowtow to my master eight times and say 'fart' three times by yourself! ”

This disciple thought that Duan Yu would be annoyed and angry, and then he could take advantage of the situation to teach him how to behave, but he didn't expect Duan Yu to be annoyed, but instead smiled at him: "You fart? It doesn't stink! ”

Ling Chi immediately applauded secretly: Although this reputation does not know martial arts, his psychological quality is really good, and he can still calmly make a mouth cannon when encountering this kind of situation, which is really powerful.

Seeing that Duan Yu dared to insult himself, the disciples of the Eastern Sect were immediately furious, and they stretched out their fists and struck him in front of him.

This punch was full of strong wind, Duan Yu didn't know how to avoid it, and saw that he was going to hit him with blue eyes and swollen eyes, but when the punch arrived, something suddenly flew down in the air and wrapped around the young man's wrist.

The thing was cold, slippery, and squirmed as soon as it wrapped around its wrist.

The young man was taken aback, and when he hurriedly withdrew his hand, he saw that the one wrapped around his wrist was actually a red snake with a length of a few feet, blue and red, and it was very terrifying.

He exclaimed loudly and waved his arms, but the snake was firmly wrapped around his wrist and could not shake it off.

Suddenly, Gong Guangjie shouted: "Snake, snake!" His face changed greatly, he reached out and inserted his collar into his vest and touched it, but he couldn't find anything, so he was so anxious that his feet jumped wildly and hurriedly undressed.

These two changes were extremely strange, and everyone was in amazement, when they suddenly heard someone laughing overhead. Ling Chi and the others raised their heads one after another, only to see a young girl sitting on a beam, holding snakes with both hands.

The girl was about sixteen or seventeen years old, dressed in a green shirt, with a round face and big eyes, a smile like a flower, and a very lively appearance, holding a dozen small snakes about a foot long in her hands. These small snakes are either green or flowery, with triangular heads, and are all venomous snakes. But when the girl held it in her hand, she was like a plaything, and she was not afraid.

Everyone just glanced at her, heard Gong Guangjie and his junior brother shouting and exclaiming, and then they all turned their eyes to look at the two of them.

At this moment, Duan Yu took the opportunity to run out of the hall, glanced at Huang Rong, and stopped talking, but finally gritted his teeth and hugged his fists and said: "Sister Immortal, my name is Duan Yu, the son of the South King of Dali Town, I am nineteen years old this year, and I will have a period later." ”

When the words fell, he ran down the mountain with tears in his eyes.

Goodbye, fairy sister, I hope you remember me.

“……”

Huang Rongxiu frowned slightly: "This person is sick!" ”

"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island. My Fair Lady, Gentleman. Ling Chi smiled slightly: "It's only to blame my family's Rong'er who is as beautiful as a fairy, I'm afraid that the men in the whole world can't resist your charm." ”

Huang Rong's delicate face turned red, and her eyes flashed slightly: "Brother Ling can't resist it?" ”

"If you can resist it, I won't give you the place to help the cook." Ling Chi smiled at the corner of his eyes: "Isn't it good to be tacit?" If you have to say it, there will be no room for ambiguity in the future. ”

"Hehe, but people prefer Brother Ling's directness." Huang Rong hugged his arm and hugged him tightly, the corners of her eyebrows, eyes and lips were full of sweetness.

"......" stood straight, looking down at the unobstructed vamp. Although it was not the first time, I still felt depressed: it was good to grow up.

……

Ling Chi looked up at Zhong Ling, who seemed to be a little angry on the beam, and said in his heart: I didn't expect Duan Yu to leave Zhong Ling and run away like this, it seems that Rong'er has had a great psychological blow to him. That's right, if you lose face in front of your own goddess, no matter how high-minded a man is, you can't stand it. It's okay, after you go back, you will be your son and the emperor, so as not to like the sister paper in the future is your own sister.

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When the gagen came, some brothers and sisters said that the book of pandas could not be modified, because the harem itself was incorrect in values...... The panda was also speechless. Forget it, love what's going on! If it's really sealed, the panda won't write a harem in the future, and the single heroine is also very good.

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