Chapter Twenty-Eight: A Call from a Strange Girl
"In that case, what should I do if I go to the toilet?" Zhang Yang said with some ill will.
"How could I not let you go to the toilet, don't worry." Han Jing said with some embarrassment.
"In that case, it's okay, Xiaojing's girlfriend, go on." Zhang Yang nodded indifferently.
"By the way, this second agreement is that the house on the far right over there is yours, and there are three other houses that you are not allowed to enter, and if there is nothing in the house, you can buy it yourself."
At this time, Zhang Yang suddenly glanced at Han Jing with a wicked smile, "Xiaojing, girlfriend, do we live in a room?" ”
"You're thinking too much, I'll live next to you." Han Jing replied with a black line on her face.
"That Xiaojing girlfriend, we should be living together like this now." Zhang Yang smiled with a look of understanding on his face.
"Of course not." Han Jing's face turned red in an instant, and she hurriedly said, "We can be considered a shared house at most." ”
"In that case, do you want me to come to you at night so that we can live together?" Zhang Yang asked with a curious baby's look.
"Alright, let's not talk about that for now." Han Jing wiped the sweat from her face and continued, "As for this third agreement, you have to obey the first two unconditionally. ”
"Don't worry, Xiaojing girlfriend." Zhang Yang looked like I understood, and at this time suddenly showed a sly smile. "In that case..."
"If you have any conditions, you can bring them up now." Han Jing looks like a democracy.
"Xiaojing's girlfriend, I'm a little hungry, why don't you give me something to eat."
Hearing this, Han Jing's face suddenly became as red as a monkey's face, and he casually agreed to two sentences and ran away.
After half an hour, Zhang Yang successfully ate the noodles cooked by Han Jing, and then began to watch TV with Han Jing, Zhang Yang hadn't watched TV for a long time, and it was rare to have TV to watch, so Zhang Yang watched it very seriously. At this time, there was still an American drama on TV, and I happened to see a picture of a couple making love.
"Xiao Jing's girlfriend, you see that this woman is as beautiful as you, but his man is too ugly, it's really a pity that these two are together." Zhang Yang said with a regretful face.
"How can I be beautiful, after all, people are stars." Han Jing's face flushed, although she said this, she was very happy in her heart, after all, there is no woman who doesn't like others to praise her good looks.
"Xiaojing girlfriend, the more I look at it, the more I think you can make that woman much more beautiful." At this time, Zhang Yang glanced at the TV again and let out another sigh.
"Why do you say that?" Although Han Jing was a little happy, she was also curious about why Zhang Yang said this.
"Because you're my girlfriend, you're obviously much prettier than her." At this time, Zhang Yang paused, "If she also becomes my girlfriend, then she will be as beautiful as you."
This Han Jing was laughed at by Zhang Yang again, and asked a little sourly, "What do you want so many girlfriends to do by yourself, they all have to have their own lives, and can you afford to raise so many people?" ”
"Xiaojing's girlfriend, you're right," Zhang Yang felt that something was wrong when he heard this, but he immediately figured it out, and then said confidently, "Don't worry, I'm an all-round talent, I'll look for a job tomorrow." ”
At this time, Han Jing couldn't dampen Zhang Yang's passion for work, so she could only say, "You can watch TV for a while, I'll take a shower, and I still have something to ask later." ”
"That Xiaojing girlfriend, why don't we wash together. This not only saves water but also saves time, killing two birds with one stone, what do you think of my proposal? Zhang Yang said sincerely.
Hearing this, Han Jing trembled, and hurriedly shook his head, "Men and women don't kiss, let's wash them separately, I'll wash them first, and you can wash them later, don't forget what you promised me." ”
Unexpectedly, Zhang Yang nodded solemnly, and Han Jing turned around and prepared to take a bath.
"That, Xiaojing's girlfriend..."
"What's wrong? Is there anything else you can do? ”
"Pay attention, your body is in a special period now, I am the first miracle doctor, I still have to remind you for the sake of your body."
Han Jing was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and felt as if she knew everything, so she casually found two clothes and ran into the room.
Looking at Han Jing, who was in a hurry, the corners of her mouth hooked up with a smile. looked in the direction of the bathroom and smiled, "My divine eye is about to be practiced, Xiaojing's girlfriend can't stop your husband with such a door." ”
In the bathroom, Han Jing stood beside the mirror a little confused, put his hands in front of him, and said to himself, "Han Jing, Han Jing, why did you say that you agreed to that person to be his girlfriend so easily, he wouldn't think I was casual, right?" ”
Han Jing closed her eyes for a moment, then looked at the door of the toilet, and said with some curiosity, "What kind of person is this person, and this fight is very powerful, do I know a special soldier?" Or what kind of person. ”
"It's really big, forget it anyway, now that I've agreed to be his girlfriend, no matter what his identity is, I can't help but betray him..."
Zhang Yang, who was waiting outside, naturally didn't know what Han Jing was thinking, and at this time he had already gone to the room where he was sleeping.
Looking around, Zhang Yang felt a little bored. Thinking about this Han Jing, I thought about how to see Han Jing.
Zhang Yang immediately activated the Divine Eye.
"The order of the gods, the eyes of the gods are open!" Zhang Yang concentrated on staring at the toilet in front of him, and after a few minutes.
Zhang Yang's eyes have changed, and the world in Zhang Yang's eyes has also undergone some changes at this time.
The walls in front of Zhang Yang's eyes began to thin little by little, and then disappeared little by little.
"My Vision's Magic can finally come in handy." Zhang Yang was happy in his heart, and the situation in front of him changed at this time.
In Zhang Yang's eyes, it is a watery room.
As soon as Zhang Yang sighed, he found that the charming scenery in front of him was gone, and it had become a wall in an instant.
"I'll go, it seems that there are certain restrictions on this level of divine vision, and the wall that is too thick can't pass through." Zhang Yang said a little depressedly, with a look of indignation on his face.
Just when Zhang Yang was annoyed, Zhang Yang suddenly heard the ringtone of his mobile phone.
"If you don't love it, don't be reluctant to make it difficult, the garden drawn by hand is always not perfect, and the lonely patient is alone in the carnival." After Zhang Yang went out, he saw a purple mobile phone coming out of the sound, the mobile phone was a thing that Zhang Yang had seen on the TV in the mountains before, so he still knew it.
"Xiaojing's girlfriend, who is this Xiaoxue? Are they all my cousins like you? ”
Han Jing hurriedly came out of the bathroom after hearing the mobile phone ringing, and only put on a nightdress because of the rush of time.
Hearing this, Han Jing directly gave Zhang Yang a roll of his eyes, took the phone, and said with some seriousness, "Xiaoxue is my own sister, you can't have any thoughts about her." ”
Zhang Yang nodded with a serious face, but the smile on the corner of his mouth betrayed himself. "Xiaojing girlfriend, what if this Xiaoxue sister has any thoughts about me?"
Hearing this, Han Jing was still defeated by Zhang Yang's cheekiness, and went directly into his bedroom to answer the phone, and after a while, when Han Jing went out, he saw Zhang Yang standing at the door.
was taken aback by the sudden appearance of Zhang Yang, and asked a little strangely, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Xiaojing girlfriend, I'm just here to remind you that your skirt is a little off." Zhang Yang's eyes were full of smiles, and he looked at Han Jing with his eyes.
Hearing this, Han Jing's face turned red again, at this time she was wearing a red skirt, and when she took the mobile phone from Zhang Yang's hand just now, the range of movement was too big, and she didn't even know it.
Han Jing hurriedly protected herself, and this series of actions made Zhang Yang a little stunned.
"Xiaojing girlfriend, you are in such a good shape, I think you are naturally suitable for dancing." Zhang Yang said with a wicked smile.
"Turn me around!" Han Jing pinched her clothes tightly, but she didn't expect to be happy.
"Xiaojing girlfriend, you let go of your hand, I promise not to look at it." At this time, Zhang Yang actually took the opportunity to stir up trouble.
"If you do this again, I'll break up with you now, and it has nothing to do with you." Seeing this, Han Jing was really a little angry, and looked at Zhang Yang and said angrily.
Seeing that Han Jing was really a little angry, Zhang Yang quickly turned around, "Xiaojing girlfriend, you can't be so angry, I heard that women will get smaller when they are angry." ”
"What does my size have to do with you?" After Han Jing sorted out her clothes, she ran to her room.
"Xiaojing's girlfriend, I also like your crayon Xiaoxin, next time I have a chance to watch it together."