Chapter 23: Brain teasers
Originally, Huang Yaoshi just looked at Ling Chi and wanted to chat with him casually, but he didn't expect to chat, and the topic became deeper and deeper, from astronomy to geography, from the Five Elements Bagua to Qimen Dunjia, from qin, chess, calligraphy and painting to farmland and water conservancy, Ling Chi actually had deep insights and was not under him. This simply made Huang Yaoshi overjoyed, even if it was already dark, he asked Huang Rong to cook a meal and bring it in, and chat with Ling Chi while eating.
Hong Qigong, the old man, couldn't intervene at all, so he got drunk early and was taken away by his subordinates.
It was the first time for Huang Rong to see her father chatting with someone so speculatively, and out of curiosity, she also joined in the chat. After half an hour like this, Huang Rong looked at Ling Chi with admiration, and said in her heart: Brother Ling's erudition and talent are not under his father, where did he come from?
In her opinion, without a good family background, it is impossible to learn so much knowledge. It's just that the big families all pay attention to 'gentlemen and cook', but Ling Chi has studied cooking skills very profoundly, which is completely inconsistent with the style of the children of the family.
When Huang Rong was pondering, Ling Chi felt a little thirsty, took a sip of millet porridge, saw the boiled eggs in the bowl, and said with a smile: "I have an interesting topic here, do you want to guess Huang Laoxie and Mrs. Guo?" ”
"Oh?" Huang Yaoshi and Huang Rong became interested: "Let's talk about it." ”
Ling Chi picked up an egg and said with a smile: "An egg ran to Shandong, what did it turn out to become?" ”
“……”
Huang Yaoshi and Huang Rong were stunned, and Huang Rong said, "What is this topic?" Aren't eggs eggs everywhere! ”
"That's why it's an interesting question." Ling Chi smiled: "The answer is very interesting, Mrs. Guo is so smart, she should be able to guess." ”
"......" Huang Rong held her cheek with one hand, thinking about various possibilities, but after thinking about it, she couldn't find an answer.
Huang Yaoshi was similar, and he always felt that Ling Chi's question seemed to be very simple, and it was a bit insulting to his IQ. But he had no clue, which made his old face a little unbearable.
A quarter of an hour passed, and the father and daughter said several answers one after another, but they were vetoed by Ling Chi one by one.
Huang Rong couldn't help it: "Don't guess!" Brother Ling, tell me the answer! Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep tonight. ”
Ling Chi smiled slightly, and turned his head to look at Huang Yaoshi: "Huang Laoxi, do you still want to guess?" ”
Huang Yaoshi shook his head: "Don't guess, I want to hear what this egg can become in Shandong." ”
"Haha, in fact, the answer to this question is very simple, when an egg arrives in Shandong, of course, it will become a braised (Lu) egg."
“???”
Huang Yaoshi and Huang Rong were stunned, and after thinking for a while, they couldn't help but suddenly realize: "Ah! I see! ”
"When the eggs arrived in Shandong, they became braised (Lu) eggs, gurgling, this topic is really interesting." Huang Rong smiled very happily, as if she had opened the door to a new world: "Brother Ling, it's a shame that you can come up with such an interesting topic, is there anything else?" ”
"Yes." Ling Chi smiled: "Do you still want to hear it?" ”
Huang Rong nodded again and again: "Now that I know the rules, I won't be unable to guess anymore." ”
Huang Yaoshi also laughed and said, "The old man has never been stumped by such a childish question, and if you come up with the question, the old man will be ashamed." ”
"Well, listen up." Ling Chi smiled: "Ask: What is higher in the world than the sky?" ”
“……”
Huang Yaoshi and Huang Rong looked at each other, obviously stumped again.
The father and daughter successively gave answers such as the heavenly palace, stars, moon, and sun, and then they were vetoed by Ling Chi one by one. In the end, the father and daughter did not hesitate and admitted defeat again.
"Tell me the answer! I really can't guess. Huang Rong was a little frustrated, obviously she had the first question to do, why couldn't she guess the answer!
"Throw in the towel?" Ling Chi looked at Huang Yaoshi.
Huang Yaoshi smiled bitterly: "In vain, the old man knows astronomy, geography, and people, but he was stumped by such a question." Ashamed, ashamed. Please also let the little brother tell me the answer. ”
"It's actually quite simple." Ling Chi smiled and said, "The two of you must have heard such a sentence - the heart is higher than the sky. ”
“……”
Huang Yaoshi patted his head hard, and Huang Rong grabbed her hair frantically: "That's right! The heart is higher than the sky! Why didn't I think of that? Stupid! Stupid! ”
"Haha, don't be like this, it's just a game, don't take it seriously." Looking at the scene in front of him, Ling Chi really wanted to use a Huawei mobile phone to take a picture of it. It's a pity that he doesn't have a single modern item on him, so he can only regret it.
"No! I don't throw in the towel. Huang Rong was competitive and said, "Come again, I must guess the right question." ”
"The old man is not convinced, the next question will definitely be answered correctly." Huang Yaoshi is almost eighty years old, and his competitiveness is no worse than that of a young man, and he can be regarded as having a bargain with Ling Chi tonight: "Little brother, come up with the question." ”
"Okay!" Ling Chi shrugged his shoulders and said, "Question: Two dogs race, dog A runs fast, dog B runs slowly, when you run to the finish line, which dog sweats a lot?"
“……”
This...... What kind of topic is this?
The father and daughter froze again.
Huang Rong got up and was about to leave.
"What is Mrs. Guo going to do?" Ling Chi asked with some surprise.
"Grab two dogs and see which one of them sweats a lot?"
“……”
Ling Chi hurriedly stopped her, crying and laughing: "Mrs. Guo, it's just a game, and the answer is not what you think, aren't the first two questions enough to alert you?" ”
"......" Huang Rong sat down again, calmed herself down, and pondered the answer to this question.
Huang Yaoshi is the same, he is erudite and talented, I thought that nothing in the world could stump him, but I didn't expect to be stumped by this little childish topic today, and his face was really a little unbearable.
Just when the father and daughter were racking their brains, Guo Jing walked in: "Rong'er, it's not early, it's time to rest." ”
"Brother Jing, wait, I guessed the answer and went to rest." Huang Rong said casually.
"Guess what?" Guo Jing was stunned.
Ling Chi said with a smile: "A simple and interesting question, do you want Guo Daxia to guess it?" ”
"Oh, is it really easy?" Guo Jing scratched his head: "My brain is very stupid, if my father-in-law and Rong'er can't guess it, I can't guess it." ”
"Not necessarily." Ling Chi said: "My question is very simple, but the idea of the answer is a little different, as long as you are not an idiot, it is possible to guess the answer." ”
"Then I'll guess too!" Guo Jing sat down and said, "What is the topic?" ”
Ling Chi repeated the topic and said with a smile: "Guo Daxia guess it!" ”
After listening, Guo Jing scratched his head and said, "How can a dog sweat?" I've seen many dogs, and none of them sweat. ”
"What did you say!?" Huang Yaoshi's eyes widened and he stared at Guo Jing: "You say it again!" ”
Guo Jing was taken aback: "Say ...... Say what? ”
"You say dogs don't sweat?" Huang Yaoshi asked.
"yes!" Guo Jing nodded: "I don't know why, no matter how hot it is, dogs won't sweat." ”
"I see, I see." Huang Yaoshi laughed: "This question is wrong, dogs don't sweat at all, how can they compare which one sweats more." ”
Huang Rong's mind had already turned a corner, and she said, "I know, the answer to this question is: dogs don't sweat at all." ”
"Not bad!" Ling Chi nodded with a smile: "Actually, this question is a test of common sense. As long as you pay more attention to some subtleties, you can always discover a lot of knowledge and reach a consensus. But how many people will pay attention to things like dogs don't sweat? Huang Laoxi, Mrs. Guo, you are a hundred times smarter than Guo Daxia, but it is precisely because you are so smart that you are willing to seek the near and far and forget the essence of things. ”
"Alas! Ashamed, ashamed. Huang Yaoshi covered his forehead and shook his head again and again: "Such a simple truth, but the old man turns a blind eye, it is not as clear as Guo Jing, a stupid boy." ”
"Daddy~~~~~" Huang Rong doesn't like to hear it, even if her father doesn't like Guo Jing, she shouldn't say that her husband is a stupid boy in front of outsiders.
The daughter looked at her husband, Huang Yaoshi's heart was sour, and he shook his head again and again: "Okay, it's not early, you go and rest!" Don't get the tire gas. ”
Seeing that Huang Yaoshi was soft, Huang Rong's face softened, and said, "Dad, don't rest too late." ”
"Got it." Huang Yaoshi waved his hand.
Huang Rong got up and confessed: "Brother Ling, I am pregnant, it is inconvenient to accompany me, my subordinates are outside the door, just tell them something." ”
"Mrs. Guo, go and rest!" Ling Chi stared at Huang Rong's belly and said with a smile: "The fetus is unstable within three months, Mrs. Guo must have a good rest, don't work too hard." ”
"I didn't expect Brother Ling to understand this." Huang Rong chuckled lightly and said meaningfully: "If Brother Ling's wife is pregnant, it must be very easy. ”
"Haha, taking care of a child is a chore." Ling Chi remembered the years when he took care of Xiao Zhao, and a trace of nostalgia flashed in his eyes, it was really hard! But, very happy.
Seeing his expression, a trace of helplessness flashed in Huang Rong's eyes. Originally, she saw that Ling Chi was a talent, and she wanted to marry Guo Fuxu to him, but from his words, she revealed the fact that she had taken care of the child, but she couldn't entrust her baby daughter to him.
Her daughter, how can she be small.
After Huang Rong and Guo Jing left, Huang Yaoshi poured Ling Chi a glass of wine: "Little brother, let's continue to talk." ”
"Okay." Ling Chi nodded, tonight was destined to be a candlestick talk.
……
The next day, heroes from all walks of life gathered in Lujiazhuang, but none of these had anything to do with Ling Chi.
While eating breakfast, Ling Chi discussed it with Huang Yaoshi.
Because Lu Wushuang and Cheng Ying met again five years later, they were reluctant to separate, and he hoped that Huang Yaoshi would let him take Cheng Ying away.
Of course, it was not that he had not considered letting Lu Wushuang follow Huang Yaoshi for a while, but this proposal was rejected by Lu Wushuang without hesitation.
"If I can't eat the food cooked by my big brother, I'll starve to death."
This reason is very good and powerful, thinking of the peerless delicacy of the flying toad, Huang Yaoshi can't refute it.
"Actually......" Since Lu Wushuang was reluctant to leave, Ling Chi thought of another way: "A few months ago, Ouyang Feng, the Western Poison, broke into Zhongnan Mountain and was captured by me, and now he is locked in my yard, does Huang Laoxie want to go to me to meet his old friend?" ”
"What!?" Not only Huang Yaoshi, but also Hong Qigong, Guo Jing and Huang Rong at the same table were also shocked.
"Ling boy, did you really capture the old madman?" Hong Qigong hurriedly asked.
Ling Chi nodded: "It's true. ”
There was silence.
After a while, Huang Yaoshi got up: "Little brother, the old man will go to Zhongnan Mountain with you." ”
"Daddy!" Huang Rong hurriedly grabbed his arm: "Now that the Heroes Conference is about to be held, my daughter still needs her father to sit here, can my father leave later." ”
"There's always Hanako and Silly Boy here, and there won't be a problem." Huang Yaoshi said.
"Hehe, don't think about pushing everything onto the old Hanako." Hong Qigong smiled: "If you dare to go, the old flower will dare to go." ”
"You ......" Huang Yaoshi glared at him viciously, and Hong Qigong glared back without timidity: "What are you doing?" Bigger eyes than whom? I'm not afraid of you. ”
"Dad, Qigong, don't make trouble." Huang Rong was tired, but she also knew that the bell had to be tied to the bell, so she turned her head to look at Ling Chi: "Brother Ling, can you go back later?" When the Heroes Conference is over, I'll personally arrange for the carriage and horses to send you back, okay? ”
"Horses and carriages don't have to." Ling Chi shook his head and said with a smile: "It's just a few days late, it's just that it's going to be bothered in the next few days." ”
Huang Rong smiled like a flower: "Brother Ling is polite, in fact, I have many questions to ask Brother Ling, and I hope that Brother Ling will give me some advice." ”
Ling Chi nodded, and was about to speak, but he heard a crisp and pleasant voice in the distance.
"Daddy! Mother! I am back. ”
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The family came to check the natural gas pipeline, and it was found that there was a gas leak at a certain interface, which delayed a lot of time and updated a little late, please forgive me.
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