Chapter 807: Great Wisdom and Foolishness
Black Jack snorted coldly, "Isn't this controlled?" As long as they are not emotionally fragile, decisively extinguish these undead creatures, nothing will happen! ”
Miguel was so shocked that his mouth widened, what does that mean, or is it a zombie?
After a while, Miguel saw that Black Jack was peeing, but he hadn't finished peeing for a long time, and Miguel couldn't help but envy: "Boss, you really have a long history!" ”
Black Jack is over with a pee, and he almost collapses!
He reached out and knocked Miguel on the head, "What do you know, I saw that the owl was too focused just now, and I don't know how long I held it back!" You know, I don't have many opportunities to look at him so justifiably! ”
Miguel's head was once again confused with shock.
"Boss, your feelings for the night owl are really, really, really, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground......"
Blackjack glanced at him with disdain, "If you can't say it, don't talk nonsense!" ”
Miguel smiled and nodded, "Yes!" I just want to express your feelings for the night stalker, there are no words to describe it! What do we do next? ”
At this time, Blackjack walked to the center control room again, and he was a little hungry, so he picked up a steak and nibbled on it.
"Let me think! The next dungeon, if the monsters outside are too sharp, it's not fun, put them in, let's catch turtles in an urn! ”
Miguel stared blankly at the steak in Blackjack's hand, and after a dying struggle of thoughts, he finally couldn't help crying: "Boss, you didn't wash your hands just now!" ”
Blackjack was a little carried away just now, and after reacting, he slapped a steak on Miguel's face. "You really think of yourself as part of high society, don't you? When I was young, I ate all the dead mice, so it's nothing if I don't wash my hands when I go to ......the toilet."
Having said that, Blackjack still felt a little embarrassed!
He usually pays attention to such small details, but a person's birth determines his acquired behavior and habits!
This habit he didn't develop when he was a child, and when he grows up, no matter how hard he tries, as long as he doesn't pay attention to it, it will be exposed!
This realization made him a little disgusted with himself, so he became irritable.
His hand clicked on the keyboard a few times and said, "I'll give them a hard blow!" ”
Miguel saw that the door of an underground passage in the biology laboratory closest to Jin Sixiao's location opened, and a team of skeleton soldiers rushed out with large knives.
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Subei had already drifted at sea all night, and now she was tired and thirsty, curled up on the deck.
The sea breeze tore at her not-so-long half-white and half-black hair, and the sun shone on her skin that had not been covered with skin care or sunscreen, and she was itchy and dry, and she had no doubt that she would be turned into a dry corpse.
In the helmsman position at the bow of the boat, Ah San was still driving the boat, and he sang: "Your mother is going to remarry, marry a dwarf winter melon, who knows that the dwarf winter melon has a scar on the buttocks......"
He's been singing this song all night, like a player with infinite single loops!
At the stern of the boat, Ah Si was wearing a broken straw hat, like a lily man, and he was hanging a long line down the sea, and he was fishing.
The reason is that there is nothing to eat on this boat, and he said that he wants to catch a fish to satisfy the hunger of northern Jiangsu!
Subei once asked them why they didn't even have any preparation when they knew they were going to sail?
Ah Si had a good reason, he said, "We
I wonder if you're going to give us such an order all of a sudden? We are bodyguards, not butlers, how can we do everything? He once again told him how he violated the rules of the master and used the Dafa of Ecstasy to get this broken ship, and how he was tormented in his heart, and then made a little ashamed, and then continued: "Besides, this kind of thing of eloping with a woman is also the first time we have done it, isn't it normal to be a little rusty?" We don't even have a girlfriend, miss, if you want to send a thousand miles to a man next time, please let us know first, okay? Do you know that the purpose of our existence is to take care of you, and now because of your negligence, we have messed up our errands, and we feel guilty in our hearts, okay? ”
Then he knelt down again and confessed to the heavens!
He said a string after a string, Su Bei said one sentence, he can say ten sentences!
Su Bei felt very tired, and Su Bei didn't want to say anything about them anymore!
And Ah San finished singing again, and continued to sing without changing at all: "Your mother wants to remarry and marry a dwarf winter melon......"
Su Bei felt like his head was about to explode, "Can you stop singing?" ”
Ah San's voice stopped abruptly, he suddenly walked over, and said with a resentful face: "Miss, am I not singing well?" You didn't stop you when I saw Ah Si singing, I thought you liked to listen to it! And don't you notice that I'm singing out of tune anymore? The ancients said, 'It is better to read 10,000 books than to travel 10,000 miles', which is really very reasonable! ”
"'It's better to read 10,000 books than to travel 10,000 miles' has something to do with whether you sing or not? You call it 'shallow on paper, and you never know that you have to do it'! Ah Si threw down the fishing rod and joined the discussion!
Ah San said disapprovingly: "I don't think you're right, I call it 'practice makes true knowledge', right?" Miss, you also know what we haven't read, whether the above three sentences are correct or not, I think there is a sentence that describes us that is definitely true, this sentence is 'well-developed limbs and simple mind'! You are educated, you come to us to find a sentence to evaluate my behavior! ”
Su Bei thought of the movie "Journey to the West" that she went to watch not long ago because she watched the book "The Legend of Wukong", and the crazy image of Sun Wukong came to her mind.
"Now you know why I killed him, right? This person is like a fly, no, a swarm of flies around you, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing, flying into your ears...... Help me! So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then strangled its neck with its intestines, and pulled it so hard that the whole tongue spit out, and then I raised the knife again, and boom, the whole world was quiet! ”
Ah San saw that Su Bei was silent, and continued: "Miss, did you say it? ”
Ah Si said in a Xiong Er voice: "Miss, don't bully us for being uneducated!" ”
Subei hugged his head in pain!
Ah Si continued: "Hey, do you see if Miss is angry? I'll just say, don't sing the song I sang, that song is only good for me to sing, and it's disgusting for others to sing! ”
Ah San said: "I don't think it's a matter of singing, it's that the young lady is hungry!" It's all your fault, why haven't you caught a fish yet? ”
Ah Si said, "How can this be blamed on me? Did you drive the boat too fast? If you drive so fast, what fish will take the bait? ”
Ah San said: "You are embarrassed to say, in order to catch fish for you, I have been driving this boat around here for three hours, and the boat has not taken a single step!" ”
Ah Si said, "What! Miss is in a hurry to go to country M, and you are actually driving a boat around here? By the time we arrived, it was estimated that Mr. Jin and other women had even given birth to children
? ”
Ah San said: "I think what you said is wrong, we rushed to country M to save Xian's life, he didn't have a child with someone else, but was cut into eight pieces by others!" He took a gesture and gestured to how to dismantle a man!
Subei felt like a tormented ghost living in hell, her body was dead, but her soul was still there!
Her soul floated above and clearly watched how her body was tormented, she was anxious about to explode, but there was nothing she could do!
"Poof"!
Su Bei jumped into the sea.
She knew that her behavior was a bit dangerous, after all, she didn't really want to die, but she didn't want to live anymore!
It's hard for people who aren't in this environment to understand how she feels!
Ah San and Ah Si were stunned for a moment.
Ah San preemptively, "You drove Miss to death!" ”
Ah Si said: "How can you blame me, it's all you!" ”
Ah San said, "Why? ”
Ah Si said: "Because you are the boss!" ”
Ah San thought about it for a while, and he felt that he couldn't refute it!
Then the two men shouted in unison, "Save the man!" ”
The two of them jumped into the sea together!
Su Bei kept sinking in the cold waters, and she seemed to see a whale swimming by!
Now her nose can't breathe, her eyes are tingling and stinging from the sea, and she's infinitely close to death!
But it doesn't seem so terrible to die!
As the movie says: the whole world is quiet!
What appeared in Su Bei's mind was Jin Sixiao's face, Su Bei saw him sad, sad, and angry, holding her corpse in pain, but Su Bei felt a sense of comfort!
He kept pushing him like this, if she really died, was this the result he wanted?
Then Subei lost consciousness.
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When Su Bei woke up again, she was lying in the small and unpleasant room of the cabin, the boat was still floating in the sea, and in this smelly space, there was actually a smell of chicken stewed mushrooms.
Didn't you say there was nothing to eat on this ship?
Where did the current chick mushroom stew come from?
Could it be that they went ashore?
Su Bei's mind was full of doubts, and she got up lightly, and then she found that the clothes on her body had actually changed.
The clothes on her body were soft and dry, the same pajamas she usually wore, and she remembered that she didn't bring anything back!
As if she found something!
Su Bei came to the upper floor, hid in the humble door, and pricked up his ears to listen.
Ah San and Ah Si are squatting on the deck, two people around a small red clay stove, stewing a pot of chicken soup in a dark pot!
Ah Si said with some uneasiness: "Are we playing too much?" ”
Ah San knocked the pot with the spoon in his hand: "What can we do?" The boss said that he wouldn't let her pass, and he wanted us to drag her, what else could we do? ”
Ah Si stood up excitedly: "But our boss is Miss, we only serve Miss!" Does this mean that we have now been rebelled? ”
Ah San seemed to be asked, he stared and thought for a long time, and then said: "Because the boss is handsome!" ”
(End of chapter)
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