Volume 1: A Boring World and a Different World (Part I) Chapter 34 Tricksters
Previously, Gwen felt that the comic book world was fictional, and it didn't matter what she did here, it was like playing a game, so she was very indifferent and a little indiscriminate.
But now it's different, when Hikaru Oda was tinkering with the world, he was on fire, and Gwen saw all this, which was different from what Tony saw, Tony only saw what Hikaru Oda wanted him to see, and Gwen saw the truth, which made her as crazy as Deadpool, and it was worthy of her name.
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"Hey! Hello guys reading the comics, I'm Gwen a small fourth-tier character, and today I may have seen the editor, who changed me from another world to another.
Now the world seems to be a crossover movie world, Captain America has become a black belly and a light ring, and Iron Man is now transformed like a Kamen Rider......
Anyway, it's a lot different, and my ability has become stronger......
Why am I doing this, I have a guess, I'm not a fourth-tier character anymore, the editor will move me from a comic that is almost finished, I must have risen in popularity, now at least a second-tier character......" Gwen said to himself as he bounced into the air.
"Lady above, please calm ......down," the firefighter shouted hard downstairs.
After a while, the police station also came, because Gwen was wearing a pink bodysuit, carrying a M136AT4 bazooka and two katana on his back, a ring of grenades on his belt, and two Uzi submachine guns on his thighs, hanging out on the roof of Spider-Man's house, and almost falling off several times in between.
As for the reason why she came here to team up with Spider-Man, Spider-Man is very popular, but she can't find anyone, after all, it's 10 o'clock in the morning.
It's a pity that the farce is over soon, and a dialog box appears in a place where only Gwen can see it, which is the kind in the comics: [Go to XXX Manor immediately to dig the grave, and then take something called any door, and then come to see me - you can write your comic company boss to death]
"Wow! The boss is looking for me! Are you trying to sneak me? If it's a fat X with a fat brain, I'll pull his XXX out, hang him with it, and if it's a handsome guy, I'll trick him into undressing and take a nude photo of him. Then, like a thief, she took the words and erased them with an eraser larger than hers.
After that, she climbed the border of each page with great difficulty, and jumped down to the page where she had finished digging the grave like walking on a balance beam, "It's still so convenient, right, I'm looking for a grave for the sake of sales." Actually, she skipped over the part of the mechanism.
She saw the door at a glance, but before she could cross it, she took the sheep by the hand - a lion with a mane that looked like the sun, super kawaii.
Gwen opened them directly: "Click~Click~"
"I don't think it's the sound of the knock, but I don't care, come and sit." Hikaru Oda lay on a stretch of sand, a stretch of sand that appeared out of nothingness, and a sun the size of a baseball on it.
"Hello boss!" Gwen was also polite and walked directly to Oda Hikaru's side, but it was impossible for a leather monkey to stay honest.
"Boss, am I going to have a big movie, Deadpool has that stupid X, and I should be able to do it with a cute beautiful girl, right?" As she spoke, she leaned closer to Oda Hikari's side, completely without the consciousness that if anyone sneaked her just now, she would abolish anyone.
Oda Hikaru didn't move, but said lightly: "The grave you dug is mine, and the lion is also my burial, and you are not as good-looking as Deadpool at all, that is a handsome guy (outer god aesthetics), you are only ugly and cute." ”
But the madman didn't feel embarrassed at all, but took out the kawaii lion: "Boss has a good eye, look at this doll, the sun-like mane, the deep eyes are recommended, and the strong limbs are simply super kawaii." "In short, it was a compliment, but there was no intention of returning the funeral goods to the owner at all.
Hikaru Oda didn't mean to ask for it, but continued: "I have strengthened your abilities. ”
"Eh, eh! Are you sure? Boss, I'm really a first-line hero now, right? "Hearing Hikaru Oda's words, the lion or something was thrown away directly.
"Don't get excited, I just gave you immortality, it's not a big deal. And the wind forest fire meow is angry. ”
"Cut~" Hearing that the immortal Gwen was completely uninterested, she didn't care about the wind forest fire meow or something, well, for the time being.
Gwen was wrung out like a lemon, and Hikaru Oda took a cup from underneath, then inserted two small umbrellas and straws, and took a sip.
Gwen who slowly appeared in the void on the side saw the cup in Hikaru Oda's hand: "Ah~damn~ Boss, you actually put two small umbrellas, damn local tyrant." After saying that, he walked over to his corpse and poked it, and found that it was even drier than Raji's mummy, and the water was completely squeezed out.
Gwen reached out and touched the "bloodstains" on the ground, and after adding a little more, he quickly took another cup and put it on the ground, and also put two small umbrellas, "Fenglin Huo Meow, please squeeze another cup." ”
Wind Forest Fire Meow grabbed Gwen and squeezed another glass.
After a while, a corner of the beach was full of Gwen dry, and the super-full Gwen finally quieted down and lay side by side with Hikaru Oda.
"Boss, this immortal body and Wind Forest Fire Meow are amazing, how about the Boss give me Wind Forest Fire Meow?"
In a sense, it is a perfect match for the immortal body of Gwen, that is, ordinary people will never be able to eat it, and Gwen will leave a corpse after death and then resurrect it in a place of his choice.
Originally, I wanted to give Gwen something else, such as a knight's belt or a stand-in or something, but I didn't expect that she only needed this little thing, hoping that she wouldn't regret it later: "Yes, Gwen will be your master after the wind forest fire meow." ”
"Meow~"
"Gwen Wind Forest Fire Meow doesn't just make drinks, he can also ......," Oda Hikaru told Gwen in detail about Wind Forest Fire Meow's ability.
Wind Forest Fire Meow: Universal butler-style doll
Power: Unknown
Material: Cotton, cloth
Ability:
1. Squeeze out the "juice" of anything, the juice squeezed out can be anything, and the squeezed thing will become "dry" with no use value.
For example, strawberry juice, '82 raffi, rocket fuel, carbon juice (liquid carbon), etc., can be squeezed out of a stone, and the stone will turn into a stone dry
2. Super cooking skills (Liu Pleiades level), you can make any food from the "dry" squeezed out of the "juice", or make anything into food.
3. Absolutely no damage
4. As long as the master calls, he will come to the master
5, super storage space, Oda Hikaru sewed a pocket universe in the belly of the wind forest fire meow.
6. Housework is omnipotent, stronger than Sebastian
7. Usually you can be a cat, but you are more sticky and obedient than the cat owner.
(Wind Forest Fire Meow was made by Hikaru Oda after watching "Black Butler", and it has the usual strange but unexpectedly useful ability of the outer gods.) )
"Oh oh oh!" After listening to it, Gwen is almost high/climax, and when you can't get the task in the future, you don't have to buy instant noodles to eat, and you can buy food money to buy games and figurines.
"Wind Forest Fire Meow! First, make half of the Gwen dried burritos and beef burgers, and make the other half into cosmic big siu mai and Thang Long dumplings!"
"Meow!" (Roger!) )
Time is meaningless outside of the universe, and she stopped after Gwen died for the 186th time, "Wind Forest Fire Meow clean up, don't make it into a dish yet, save it first." ”
To be honest, Oda Hikaru didn't expect that the immortal body could still play like this, Wind Forest Fire Meow kept cooking, Gwen kept eating until he died, and then resurrected and continued to eat, and Wind Forest Fire Meow continued to cook with the dead one...... Even Hikaru Oda feels very ghostly.
After that, she lay down next to Oda Hikaru again: "Boss, you are too good to me, say that there is any work to be handed over to me." ”
Seeing that Gwen was so up-and-coming Oda Hikaru didn't bend around: "I'll give you the coordinates of a world, that world is called a crime syndicate, do you have any impression?" ”
"Yes, yes!" Actually, no, but don't say no when facing the boss, it will cost you a chance.
"Okay, I'll give you the ability to open the dimensional gate in a while, the dimensional gate can allow you to travel to any universe, you have to find the world of the criminal syndicate, find the darkest and most powerful, then join them, send me a report, and then I will tell you the next step."
'Huh~ The boss is too generous, I can go back home and read DC comics in a while. —I'm a DC fan from today onwards.
But the boss doesn't look like a good guy either, but... It's better to ask, whether you want to be a second or five boy or really join in the whitewashing.
"Boss, do I want to be a second or a fifth boy or really join, or do less bad things and then wash my name."
"Whitewashing? Don't make a fuss, you won't be popular if you wash white, the villain will either be completely bad these days, or he will be perverted out of style, few people who want to wash white and be the pillars of the righteous path will have a good end, and the fourth-line characters will be sacrificed at any time to set off the atmosphere. ”
"I see, the Boss's teachings are in mind." Gwen serves a dog-legged sub.
"By the way, I want the strongest criminal syndicate, you know what to do."
"Understand that Gwen Shore Crime Syndicate is definitely the strongest. Boss, what do you think of this title? Is it enough to produce a personal issue? "She hasn't forgotten about her personal issue.
Hikaru Oda scratched his head, he was absolutely serious about the manga business, although there might be some references, but now that he had started to be original, he didn't want to cheat with the abilities of the outer gods in the two things of manga and finding mysteries.
However, there is no role of Gwen Shi in his world, and there may be a head, so he said seriously to Gwen Shi for the first time: "This problem is not very easy to do, although it is very troublesome, but the copyright is very troublesome, and the Marvel DC linkage comics have been done poorly before, I want to talk about it first, wait for you, the follow-up plot will be sent back, I will take a look, if it is not bad, I will draw." ”
"Thank you, Boss, I will definitely try! Wind Forest Fire Meow comes to a table full of Han people, I want to have my own personal special issue! Poof" Gwen was squeezed by the wind forest fire before he finished speaking.
"Meow" (There are still 341 Gwen dry, you can bear with the shovel.) )
Hikaru Oda believed that Gwen would never go to dinner a second time.
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This chapter is dedicated to digging pits