Chapter 032: Blatant Trouble
Dozens of fish heads were stuck in the baked cakes larger than the basin, with their mouths wide open, staring at the muddy dead fish eyes, staring at the people at the table as if they were not blind, and the rotten smell of dead fish came to their nostrils, choking people couldn't help retching.
Gu Yunying silently put down her chopsticks and turned her head to look at Pingling: "Are you sure that my master and Elder Lu have no enmity?" β
Pingling explained embarrassedly: "I almost forgot, Master was angry with Shen Shouzuo before, and ordered the disciples in charge of the canteen to serve this dish to them if the people in charge of the canteen came to the canteen." β
Gu Yunying nodded knowingly: "This must be the level of revenge for killing my father." β
"Ahem, I'll change it for you." Pingling looked embarrassed, and just as he wanted to stand up, he heard a commotion from downstairs.
"What kind of food do you Sword Sect eat, the spirit beasts of our sect refuse to eat garbage!"
Gu Yunying looked down and saw several disciples of the Eight Gods Hall and the South Dou Pavilion standing downstairs, confronting the disciples in charge of the cafeteria in Jinghua Peak.
In the middle of them was a dining table, on which was a disgusting meal, the fresh food was still lying in the soup, and the disciples of Jinghuafeng were also splashed with oil, glaring angrily at the people of the Yagami Hall who were deliberately finding fault.
"Don't deceive people too much, these meals are fresh ingredients just picked from Qiantong Peak, you haven't even tasted a bite, why do we say that we are unpalatable." Most of the Jing Huafeng disciples in charge of the cafeteria were still young, and they might not have seen anyone who came to the cafeteria to make trouble.
However, the other side obviously didn't intend to be reasonable, and the people in Nandou Pavilion sneered: "The food under this world has always been the final say of the guests, we say that it is unpalatable and unpalatable, you are a cook, and if you are not satisfied, we will hold back!" β
"You, you're too much, how can there be a guest like you." The disciples of Jinghuafeng were so angry that they couldn't speak, this group of people came to kick the restaurant, they served the food kindly, and they were even framed for saying that it was unpalatable.
In the Jinghua Peak of the Sword Sect, it can be said that their sword path is not good, but it must not be said that the food they cook is unpalatable.
The former is a matter of qualifications, the latter a matter of dignity.
Resolutely unbearable!
Pingling, as the senior brother of Jinghua Peak, was naturally extremely angry, he held the sword in his right hand, his face was calm, and he wanted to go downstairs to teach this group of first-class sects who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth to teach him a lesson, but one arm blocked him.
When he turned his head to look, he saw Gu Yunying staring at the group of people downstairs with excitement on his face, and said very resolutely, "Let me come." β
Then he ran downstairs like a cat smelling fish.
Pingling: "......"
Suddenly I had a strange premonition.
The dispute between the Nandou Pavilion of the Eight Gods Hall and the disciples of Jinghua Peak intensified, and the people of the Eight Gods Hall even kicked the vegetable table over, and the hot food and soup water were spilled together, making a mess all over the ground, and the disciples of Jinghua Peak were so angry that they drew their spirit swords one after another, and surrounded the people of the Eight Gods Hall.
The people of the Nandou Pavilion hurriedly shouted: "Yo, your Sword Sect is really so majestic, can't you even say it?" β
"The dignified Heavenly Sect actually started bullying our first-class sects, and they still want to bully more and less, if this spreads, will your Sword Sect still have face?" The people of Yagami Hall also echoed the mending sword.
"That's right, it's obviously a sword cultivation sect, and you still have to engage in any spiritual food, no wonder you have been at the bottom of the Heavenly Sect for so many years, quit the ranks of the Heavenly Sect as soon as possible, only those who are capable can live there, do you think you are qualified?" Nandou Pavilion continued to move his mouth, undisguised his contempt and contempt for the Sword Sect.
Picking up the quarrel, Jing Huafeng's disciples are not of the same level at all, as if the bronze is rubbed mercilessly on the ground by diamonds, but the bronze is extremely stubborn, and the spirit swords in their hands are full of different degrees of sword intent, even if they are scolded by the elders and the master, they have to teach this group of guys a lesson.
"Wait!"
Just as he was about to start, a voice suddenly interjected.
The Jinghuafeng disciple subconsciously stopped, and then felt that something was wrong, this voice was too unfamiliar, and no one knew it.
"Borrowed, borrowed, borrowed." From the crowd, a nun.
Zhan Zhixiong, who was in charge of the Yagami Hall, immediately frowned: "It's you?" β
The people of the Nandou Pavilion also recognized the face of the woman in front of them, and their faces were a little ugly.
[Gain Zhan Zhixiong's aggro +200.] γ
γObtain ......γ
Gu Yunying was a little stunned, she hadn't opened her mouth yet, why did she suddenly give her hatred?
In order to reverse this pure T image of pulling hatred, Gu Yunying coughed lightly and said, "Everyone is a monk, and there is no deep hatred, what contradiction can't be solved well?" β
The people of the Eight Gods Hall and the South Dou Pavilion showed impatient looks, and they didn't listen to Gu Yunying's proposal at all.
Gu Yunying was not discouraged, she continued to be tempted and seduced: "Besides, everyone is here to see the sect entry trial, and they want to get a good ranking, if they make trouble here, it is impossible to say whether they will be disqualified from the trial, but they are likely to be injured accidentally, and they will not be able to get a good ranking in the trial in the best state, so do you think it doesn't matter?" β
Speaking of the ranking of the sect trial, it happened to pinch the seven inches of these sects, after all, the bet between their sect and the head of the Sword Sect was to overwhelm all the trialists, and only by a momentary will, although the face of the Sword Sect was lost, it was also a bit worth the loss.
However, they provoked first, and suddenly said forget it, which was too shameless, and for a while, they were suddenly a little difficult to ride a tiger.
Gu Yunying also saw their embarrassment, she smiled lightly, and said: "We are all monks, not warriors, we don't necessarily have to use martial arts to distinguish between high and low, why don't we sit down and talk about the Tao, and replace martial arts with literary fighting." β
As she spoke, she pointed to a clean table next to her and sat down first, and then the troublesome Yagami Hall Nandou Pavilion and the others made a gesture of please.
Zhan Zhixiong was not stunned at all, sat down with a golden sword, glanced at her contemptuously, saw that her strength was low, and said: "The Sword Sect is really useless, a group of men still need to rely on women to solve problems." β
Hearing this, Gu Yunying did not show any displeasure, but smiled very innocently, and said: "When it comes to enlightenment, how can you divide it into men and women, otherwise I would have pinched your little brain a long time ago." β
Because Gu Yunying's attitude was too good before, Zhan Zhixiong didn't react to Gu Yunying's cruel words, and heard her say next: "First question, please listen carefully." β
Gu Yunying asked with a serious face: "Is the salty zongzi delicious or the sweet zongzi delicious?" β
There was a moment of dead silence.
[Gain Zhan Zhixiong's Aggro +500.] γ
"You're kidding me!" Zhan Zhixiong slapped the table and showed his horse chopping knife.
Facing this chopping knife that was about to be close to the tip of the nose, Gu Yunying did not have any cowardice, but rubbed her eyebrows in distress, and said in a compromised tone: "Okay, okay, then I'll change it." β
"Is salty tofu brain or sweet tofu brain delicious?"
[Gain Zhan Zhixiong's aggro +800.] γ
Gu Yunying looked up at Zhan Zhixiong's gloomy face that was about to drip water, and continued to say without fear of death: "Is the salty laba porridge delicious or the sweet laba porridge delicious?" β
"Is it salty mooncakes or sweet mooncakes?"
"Did the chicken come first or the egg came first?"
"Do you put the tomatoes or the eggs first?"
"Yes......"
Zhan Zhixiong smashed the table in front of him with a knife, and the trivial crumbs flew around, injuring a lot of people around him.
[Gain Zhan Zhixiong's aggro +999.] γ
Gu Yunying shook the trivial crumbs on his body, and learned the way they looked at people with their nostrils raised before, and they were extremely provocative: "I can't answer any of them, it seems that you first-class sects are not very good." β
The people from Yagami Hall were not convinced, and retorted: "What are your questions, and what does it have to do with cultivation, we don't bother to answer your questions at all." β
"In this question and answer in the world, it has always been the person who made the question who has the final say, I say that arithmetic is arithmetic, and I am held back if I am not convinced." Gu Yunying returned the words they had said aggressively.
[Gain Zhan Zhixiong's aggro +1000.] γ
[Gain Guan Jiu's aggro +600.] γ
γObtain ......γ
Gu Yunying listened to the name silently, but found that the three sects that came up to provoke seemed to be missing.
The people of the Eight Gods Hall and the Nandou Pavilion felt that they had been tricked and wanted to teach Gu Yunying a lesson, but she was protected by the disciples of Jinghua Peak, and the scene was a little stalemate for a while.
At this moment, another group of people entered the Jinghuafeng canteen, as if it was the group of people from the Li family in Jinling.
Headed by Li Renzhao, the first young disciple of the Li family's generation, as soon as he saw Zhan Zhixiong, he arched his hand and said: "I heard that Zhan Daoyou broke through the trial illusion with great speed, it makes me feel ashamed, congratulations to Zhan Daoyou for winning the first place in the first round of trials." β
Being complimented like this, the anger in Zhan Zhixiong's heart decreased a lot, and the people of Yagami Hall were also honored, saying false and wrongful words.
"Thank you Li Daoyou for your praise, Senior Brother Zhan's qualifications are among the top in the sect, and dealing with a mere illusion trial is simply a matter of getting the first place, and it is only a matter of time before he gets the first place."
When Zhan Zhixiong passed the trial, he was the only one at that time, and when he saw the ugly face of the elder of the Sword Sect, he knew that he must have had a sense of crisis for the Sword Sect.
He put away the slashing sword, although he hated Gu Yunying in his heart, but he really couldn't have any fight here, if his strength was damaged, wouldn't it be cheaper for the group of Sword Sect disciples who didn't want them to get the first place.
"The first place? What's the top spot? Gu Yunying looked strangely at the two sects that were blowing each other.
As soon as she spoke, Li Renzhao saw Gu Yunying hidden among the disciples of Jinghua Peak, and said in surprise: "It's you?" β
"You mean, he's the first to pass the trial?" Gu Yunying felt a little confused.
Wasn't she the first person to pass the trial, why did she suddenly change people?
Guan Jiu, the leader in the South Dou Pavilion, saw Gu Yunying's blank face and sneered: "Why, he rejected us at the gate of the Sword Sect before, and now he is beginning to regret his ignorance." β
Gu Yunying also sneered: "I don't know how to write the word regret in my life." β
"Bell, bell, bellβ"
The sound of a magnificent bell came from Qiantong Peak, and there were sixteen of them, interrupting their confrontation.
Just when everyone was puzzled, another voice came from Hanxiao Peak: "Huh...... The first seat of each peak hears and hears, and hears and hears. β
"Because of the real-name report of the first seat of Qiantong Peak, the first seat of Forget Peak stole sixteen spiritual plants in the sect, and repeatedly failed to change, and committed many crimes, I hereby criticize by name and fine ten years of Nian Feng, in order to set an example."
Gu Yunying: "......"
Why does she have a sense of dΓ©jΓ vu that school leaders broadcast punishments?