"Smack. Literature fan "Ye Yingfan fell to the ground.

Damn, what do I call the old disrespectful now, what kind of bullshit fairy, as long as it is a man, he has that kind of virtue. Ye Yingfan remembered what Widow Wang scolded this morning.

"Divine Doctor, can you be a little more?" Ye Yingfan scolded angrily.

Last time Hua Tuo said that Su Yutong was beautiful, he estimated that Hua Tuo was not as upright and gentleman as before.

I didn't expect that this would be the case, he actually wanted to wear women's black stockings?

Thinking of this, Ye Yingfan trembled. What would an old man like Hua Tuo be like walking down the street in black stockings?

Oh my God, Hua Tuo is that kind of comrade, right? He added his own QQ, it was because he was very good-looking and very handsome, and he wanted to be "accepted".

Damn, I don't like men, how can I be with Hua Tuo?

Ye Yingfan decided that no matter how powerful Hua Tuo was, he would not sell his flesh and body, and it was a big deal to delete Hua Tuo's friend.

"Ye Yingfan, can you still have a good chat?" Hua Tuo was angry.

"How can I have a good chat with you? Comrade Hua Tuo, are you ashamed that you are so old and still wearing women's clothes? You still have a correct outlook on life, the world, and values, and you must not go astray. Ye Yingfan persuaded bitterly.

"you, who's going to wear a woman's clothes. Hua Tuo scolded angrily.

Ye Yingfan was surprised: "You asked me to buy it for you, if you don't wear it, what are you going to do?

By the way, there are now some psychologically unhealthy men like Hua Tuo in society who specialize in stealing women's clothes and going back to watch.

And the fairy world didn't have that kind of black stockings, Hua Tuo couldn't steal it, so he had to ask himself to help him buy it in the world.

"Boy, if you say that again, I'll kill you. Hua Tuo scolded angrily. "I just told you to buy me a set of clothes like that and give them away, what nonsense are you talking about. ”

"Damn, Divine Doctor, you can make it clear. I'm cowardly, you're going to scare me to death. Ye Yingfan covered his careful liver.

"Haven't I made it clear yet? I asked you to buy it for me, and you can just buy it back. Hua Tuo said.

Ye Yingfan smiled treacherously: "Divine doctor, did you buy it back and give it to the old man? ”

"Who said that I gave it to my old friend, I am very pure, I am not good. Hua Tuo hurriedly explained.

"Then who do you give it to?" Ye Yingfan asked.

"I'm going to give it to Chang'e. Hua Tuo asked in a low voice, "Yingfan, do you think she will like this kind of clothes?"

Ye Yingfan immediately straightened his waist and said: "According to my years of experience in picking up girls, as long as it is a beauty and has a good figure, I will like black silk stockings." ”

"Hahaha, great, it looks like I've found the right person. Hua Tuo shouted excitedly. "You're going to buy me the best, silk, don't buy that kind of bargain. I'm going to buy two more sets. ”

"Okay, you give me the money. Ye Yingfan said.

"No, I only saved you last night, and you dare to ask me for money? Are you still not human?" Hua Tuo was angry. "You pay me back last night's favor first. ”

Ye Yingfan heard Hua Tuo say this, it's right to think about it, Hua Tuo saved everyone last night, so he should return the favor.

"Okay, I'll pay for you to buy two sets of silk black stockings this time. Next time you ask me to buy something for you, you'll have to give me a favor. Ye Yingfan bargained with Hua Tuo.

"Okay, if you want me to help in the future, I will also remember the favor you owe me, and we will cancel each other out. "Hua Tuo is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he will not let Ye Yingfan take advantage of him.

Suddenly, Hua Tuo said: "Boy, you remember that it is silk, don't buy the wrong one, otherwise I won't receive it." ”

"No problem, isn't it black silk stockings, there are a lot of clothing stores in town. Ye Yingfan said disappreciatively.

"That's it, you'd better buy it for me tomorrow, I'll give it to Chang'e. Hua Tuo said with a smile.

As soon as Ye Yingfan heard Chang'e's name, his curiosity was immediately full.

"Divine doctor, don't worry, I still have something to ask you. Ye Yingfan hurriedly shouted.

"What's wrong?" Hua Tuo asked. "If you ask me about medical skills, you owe me a favor, and you must pay me back then. ”

"No, I'm going to ask you what size you bought? If you don't buy it right, Sister Chang'e is not dressed properly, and people will scold you, don't blame me. Ye Yingfan was playing Xiao Jiujiu in his heart.

For a long time, Ye Yingfan just listened to Hua Tuo and Cheng Yanjin talk about Chang'e, and didn't know what she looked like.

This made Ye Yingfan very curious, Chang'e is the number one beauty in the fairy world, and Hou Yi and Marshal Tiancang are fascinated by her.

What does such a beautiful woman who has brought disaster to the country and the people look like? Ye Yingfan really wanted to take a look.

"Do black silk stockings also have yards, aren't they just bought for women?" Hua Tuo was dumbfounded.

"Of course not, people are tall and short, fat and thin, how can it be the same? Ye Yingfan smiled wickedly.

Hua Tuo's sample is estimated to be a junior brother, and he doesn't understand the size of black silk stockings, so it is very easy for him to get Hua Tuo.

"I don't know. Hua Tuo was embarrassed.

"Then you go and ask Sister Chang'e what size of black silk stockings she wears. Ye Yingfan asked.

"Alas, Chang'e herself has not worn your modern clothes, how can she know what size? Besides, you let me ask a big man to ask this, what kind of system is it?" Hua Tuo was anxious.

Hmph, you are old and ugly and want to be Sister Chang'e, let alone unorthodox. Ye Yingfan thought secretly in his heart.

Ye Yingfan cleared his throat and said, "Divine doctor, this way, you show me the photo of Sister Chang'e, I can visually know how big she is wearing." ”

In fact, stockings are a model, no matter how tall or short people are, they can be worn because they are elastic.

But Ye Yingfan is bullying Hua Tuo who doesn't understand this, who is he not fooling?

In Ye Yingfan's eyes, immortals are nothing more than that, but they have more skills than him.

"I, I don't have a picture of Chang'e. "Hua Tuo is very authentic.

"Okay, don't hide it from me, will you have a photo of Sister Chang'e? Everyone has Cheng Biting Jin, you won't be worse than him, right?" Ye Yingfan excitedly asked.

"Who says I'm worse than that drunkard? I have, and I'm better than he is. "Hua Tuo is not dependent, how can he be worse than Cheng Biting Jin?

After a while, Hua Tuo brought a photo over.

It was a woman in ancient costumes, although the clothes were very loose, but Ye Yingfan could feel the graceful body inside at a glance.

It's very tall and ********, which is an eye-opener.

Suddenly, Ye Yingfan frowned and shouted, "Hey, Comrade Hua Tuo, what's the matter with you?"