A woman who has lost a child or a husband is always crazy, just like Hikaru Oda has just grown a fork in her eye, but Hikaru Oda, a supporter of equality between men and women, unceremoniously inserts the same fork back into the eye of its owner.

"I hope the pain calms you down, I don't like to hear human wails." But what had happened now had clearly destroyed the mind of the poor woman whose name had not even appeared, and she continued to wail.

...

The afternoon sun was a little harsh, and the death knell lying on the sofa was awakened: "Hmm-my head." The headache of Deathknell woke up, and he remembered that he had not been killed by the angel. I was completely crushed by that monster.

"When you wake up, let's have a cup of oolong tea." A cup of oolong tea was handed to Deathbell.

"Oh. Oolong? The dazed Death Knell took the cup and took a sip, and after drinking it, he was even more confused: "This is oolong tea?" ”

"Vodka + whiskey, absolutely delicious!" (*･ω< )

"It's you!" Finally came back to the death knell and finally found out who the person in front of him was.

However, Oda Hikari's words froze the death knell: "Shh~ This is your house, your wife is cooking, and your son is playing games in the house, they don't remember what happened in Africa now, don't force me to kill you in front of my wife and children again." ”

"Why?"

"I need some heroes, so the thing in Africa is really an interview, and that little warlord has in his hands a kind of Ebola virus called the Angels of Hell, which is made by black witchcraft, which can artificially control the onset period, and is a good thing to depopulate without destroying resources."

"So you think I'm a hero? Let me save the world? What is the right fit for me? "Deathstroke doesn't have a good feeling for this kind of guy who brings his family in.

Unexpectedly, Hikaru Oda shook his head: "No! But you are now, congratulations on joining the Rogue Gang. And I'm in need of guys who are good at destroying things. Someone will come looking for you after that," said Hikaru Oda, who was about to get up and leave. It happened that Knell's wife came over: "Is Mr. Hikari leaving?" ”

"yes, I suddenly don't want to eat dinner very much, and besides, home-cooked meals still don't suit me." After saying these unreasonable words, Hikaru Oda left, but Knell's wife was still not angry, and in her "memory" Mr. Hikari was such a person.

After Hikaru Oda left, Death Knell went to see his son, and as Hikaru Oda said, his son was also safe and sound, so far Death Knell still doesn't know what Hikaru Oda is called.

After leaving the Death Knell's house, Hikaru Oda drove a XCMG DE4400 across the vast African plains, because there was a second guy to recruit.

"Poof-" What seemed to be the sound of rotten tomatoes being crushed suddenly came.

"Uh-I think I've hit something?"

Reversing the car slightly, Oda Hikaru really saw Deadpool who was crushed into a layer of skin, fortunately Oda Hikaru knew how to first aid in this situation, well, the skin is intact, as long as you connect the air hose and breathe a few times, you can save life. Thinking that he was about to act, Hikaru Oda took a shovel and shoveled it for 15 minutes before shoveling Deadpool down.

"I thank you for not saving me." Even Deadpool couldn't stand the cat-and-mouse rescue, but he was soon cheerful again because his Vanessa was about to come back to life.

"Boss—I've brought Vanessa's body." As he spoke, Deadpool held a middle finger in his left hand and shook it at Hikaru Oda.

It's a little little, but it's okay, Oda Hikaru can still "revive" Vanessa with the previous draw - Frankenstein's bridal making book (one-time perfect version): "I also brought the raw materials, let's start!" First of all, what kind of eyes do you want for the head? ”

"Blue, I like blue!"

"I mean what color Vanessa likes!" Hikaru Oda knows that men's aesthetics are absolutely unreliable, and if he lets Deadpool fool himself, he can make a girl in the comics.

“... Black, or how about a whole heterochromatic pupil. Deadpool pulled out a book with a suspicious liquid, if that could be called a book.

"(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻, your little yellow book!" Sure enough, with fat red lips, a basketball-sized upper body, hips bigger than Kim Kardashian, and a waist circumference of 12 inches.

Hikaru Oda looked at his XCMG DE4400, 400 tons of fresh corpse but didn't seem to be able to make up the natural one, so: "Perverted!" I can only fulfill one request from you. ”

"Chest!"

"Nope. Perverted. ”

"Buttocks!"

"Nope. Litter. ”

"Waist!"

"Not really. No, just get a heterochromic pupil. Your Wilson family's aesthetic should be similar," Hikaru Oda picked up a female corpse with a fork in her eyes from the top, and it was obvious that the fork should have smashed her brain to cause her death.

“... Why does this think of my cousin-in-law? But Deadpool had to admit that the woman in front of him was indeed very much in line with his aesthetics, of course, not the kind in the little yellow book.

"Deadpool, do you remember the two of us jumping in a minefield?"

As soon as he looked up, Oda stood in front of Deadpool with a bare face, which scared Deadpool, and the voice in Deadpool's head disappeared after he met Oda Hikari, which also gave Deadpool a lost desire to survive: "Remember we ran naked in the minefield, and I lost 17 balls and 7 and a half shots." You threw 3 half-balls and half-guns ......"

"That's right, we've always been good friends, I won't lie to you, I won't make a wife and child who doesn't resurrect the death knell if I'm too troublesome, I just simply used the quick cloning suit to clone casually to shake the death knell, are you right?"

"第一さん、急に英語が話せなくなったみたいです。 聞き取れません。 日本語で話しましょう" (Boss, I suddenly don't seem to be able to speak English, and I don't understand it, so let's communicate in Japanese)