True Volume 1 Departure Chapter 5 The Promised Land
The little angel Abigail was playing with his father's halfway Assassin's Creed while demonstrating the Dead House's exclusive skill and opening Coke, while talking about Tony's current state.
Should he be said to be a son of God? Single-mindedness is incredibly smooth, but her game skills are not very good, and she has died several times in sight.
Boz's face is getting worse and worse, and Oda can't see it well, so he decides to draw cards if he doesn't make a decision!
Special Card - Mr. Cucumber (C): Forever the top flower with thorns in the fresh women's friend, the composition is 50% Edelman, 30% vibranium, 10% Ulu alloy, 10% psychic blocking alloy, hitting the head hard will lose memory for a short time, but there will be certain sequelae, such as headache, dizziness, nausea, etc. (Note: It works better with Resurrection Cards)
"Ms. Boz."
"Huh?"
"Bang!"
Bozi fell to the ground in response, and red blood and white flowers seemed to be tofu brains slowly flowing out.
Hikaru Oda shook off the blood stains on Mr. Cucumber, and Abigail said with a look of horror:
"Dad! Even if you lie, you don't have to kill anyone......"
After listening to Abigail's words, Hikaru Oda was relieved that his daughter was kind and his education was quite successful.
ββ¦β¦ Do you know how hard it is to find a woman who is willing to keep a waste uncle at home? β
Rubbish? Uncle? Hikaru Oda clutched his heart and fell to the ground, and he said in disbelief:
"Is your dad and my appearance so untrustworthy? It's still easy to find a small gold owner! β¦ Besides, I've already been resurrected. β
Oda Hikaru's words are not so hard, it seems that the outer gods are not so reliable, but it is still certain that the products of the outer gods must be high-quality, and Boz has woken up leisurely when the father and daughter exchange feelings.
"Uh-what's wrong with me?"
Bozi covered his head and asked blankly, fortunately his wife's treasure, "O white grail, sing it!" The resurrection effect is like going back in time, and the red and tofu brains on the ground have disappeared at this time, otherwise Oda Hikaru will give it back to her.
Oda Hikaru saw that Bozi had woken up, and immediately helped her up, and whispered:
"You were so worried about Tony just now that you fainted in a hurry."
"Really?"
Boz said suspiciously, vaguely feeling as if she had forgotten something.
"Yes! That's it, if you don't believe it, ask Jarvis, you say yes, Jarvis! β
"Yes, Ms. Boz, you suddenly passed out just now, and I suggest you go to your bedroom and get some rest."
In this home, the credibility ranking is Boz> Jarvis> Tony> Hikaru Oda
Jarvis's credibility ranking is obviously higher than that of Hikaru Oda, and Boz is very uncomfortable now, so she also goes to rest in the good dormitory.
"Phewβit's finally fooled, Jarvis thank you (^~^)."
"It is my highest honor to serve you."
After getting the boz, Hikaru Oda went on to get down to business, and he had been drawing cards for the past few days, and Hikaru Oda gave the burden of making cards to the monkey in order to control his power (for fun).
Yes, monkeys, and theoretically if many monkeys typed the typewriter keys at will, they could end up writing all the books in the world.
In the same way, Oda Hikaru found a group of monkeys, and every time he drew a card, it was printed by that group of monkeys, and the randomness was extremely great, and Oda Hikaru had drawn thousands of cards in the past few days, and he hadn't drawn a suitable card yet.
But he felt like he'd been transferred today!
Get ready
Three
Two
One
Gacha!
Golden light, golden legend!
Special Card - Promised Land (UR): Create, link, go to, blank the gate of the Promised Land, the card holder has creator privileges, and the wielder can add content to the Promised Land by consuming the wielder power.
"Ohhahaha...... This is the strength of the European Emperor, hahahaha...... The plan can finally be carried out. β
Tony, who roamed countless parallel worlds, was a little bored now, he had seen millions of possibilities, most of them were not so interesting, they didn't differ much.
Now he is walking on the streets of the Middle Ages, and the Iron Man here is actually steam-powered, and he really admires himself more and more.
And the medieval Iron Man was also very enthusiastic about himself from a parallel world, but after a few days, Tony wanted to leave, because there was no toilet paper in the Middle Ages.
Usually the aristocracy would use pages, lace, or even perfumed-sprayed wool to wipe their butts; How could he be so vulgar as a medieval Iron Man, he learned from the French royal family to hang a thick hemp rope next to the toilet on the roof of the toilet, and after going to the toilet, he rubbed the rope in the middle of the step.
And then this rope, of course, is also shared... Tony can't get up again.