Chapter 264: He's So Eager to Eat!
- I've drunk all the wine I brought, who knew I would stay in this isolated and shabby place for so long! At this moment, hearing Bian Xiaoxiao say this, and it is also the top wine of the Futu plane, they are like seeing their relatives!
Only one person showed disdain - it was the leader of this group of guards, and he looked at Bian Xiaoxiao sarcastically: "Is this how you entrap your subordinates?!" β
As we all know, the Buddha agent of the floating Buddha plane is extremely wasteful, but his subordinates are all capable soldiers, at the beginning, this guard leader can't figure it out, those people with outstanding abilities, are generally born arrogant, how can they be so sincere to this so-called Buddha agent who can't do anything, now it seems that this straw bag Buddha agent is just using these unseemly means! Hmph, it's really a shame for the cultivation realm! Why do you use such a ...... Crude means!
Bian Xiaoxiao looked at the disdain on the face of the leader of the guards, and instantly understood what this guy was thinking in her heart, but she was not annoyed, and actually thought about it quite seriously: "Don't say it, it really seems to be like this!" β
Indeed, at least the delicious little ghost without a trace is hungry for her craft, so he is unswerving and wants to follow her! (I don't know if Traceless would cry so sadly if he knew that Bian Xiaoxiao thought of him like this!) But Chijin and Chimu, to be honest, they will always follow her, especially Chijin, Bian Xiaoxiao also thinks it's very strange, well, Chijin probably doesn't have to go for her, maybe people are going for Nianzi, right! As for Akagi, Bian Xiaoxiao could guess a little - maybe it was because she saved him twice?! Nian Zixie - this guy's mind is simply Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knows it! But Bian Xiaoxiao has told him many times seriously, this guy can't listen, what can she do?!
Hearing Bian Xiaoxiao's answer, the face of the guard leader became even more disdainful, how thick does this have to be?! How can you say such a thing so openly!
Bian Xiaoxiao looked at the increasingly serious ridicule on the face of the leader of the guards, and was very puzzled: "Isn't it right to reward your subordinates for doing a good job?!" In this way, the subordinates will have motivation! β
Bian Xiaoxiao said it as a matter of course, and the guards burst into tears when they heard itβif only their leader had such thoughts! They're doing a good job now, there's no reward, but if they don't do well, there's punishment, hey...... Every day they are frantically tempted on the edge of life and death, but no one sees their suffering, let alone any reward! Thinking like this, these guards at the lowest level looked at Bian Xiaoxiao's eyes and felt more and more kind! - If only their leaders could understand this!
But it is clear that their leader does not have this awareness! Because he looked at Bian Xiaoxiao's eyes with even more disdain: "Don't you think that the most basic requirement for commanding your subordinates should be strength?!" β
Your fists are harder than his, and he will naturally listen to you!
Bian Xiaoxiao looked thoughtfully at the bitter faces of the guards under the leader of the guards, and then asked, "Will you set up a formation?" β
The leader of the guards was a little surprised by Bian Xiaoxiao's question, but still answered truthfully: "No! β
Bian Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows: "Then among your subordinates, are there any people who can set up formations?" β
The leader of the guards pursed his lips, probably knowing what Bian Xiaoxiao was going to say, and hugged his chest with his hands uncomfortably: "Yes!" β
Bian Xiaoxiao didn't plan to let him go so easily: "Do you know how to tell?" β
The leader of the guards was already a little impatient: "No! β
Bian Xiaoxiao asked again: "Then is there anyone in your team who knows divination, you don't have to be very proficient, at least you know a little better than you?" β
The leader of the guards glanced at Bian Xiaoxiao with a little disgust, but still answered truthfully: "Yes!" β
As expected, Bian Xiaoxiao spread her hands: "Look, you are not perfect, and you are not better than your subordinates in everything, so aren't you also their boss now?!" Oh, just allow you to be the boss as inferior to your subordinates, and not allow me to be inferior to my subordinates and be their boss?! β
Bian Xiaoxiao's seemingly innocent expressions and movements, seeing that those grassroots guards really wanted to laugh, what a fresh and refined language, hearing this, it seems that she doesn't know anything and does something that is not very unacceptable to the Buddha's main agent! However, the truth is that in the eyes of the outside world, her skills are too different from those of her subordinates! That's why the world will feel that it doesn't match!
But Bian Xiaoxiao still has to speak: "No one is omnipotent!" You're not omnipotent, so why do you have to ask others to be perfect?! Aren't you strict with the wicked and lenient with yourself?! β
When Bian Xiaoxiao said this, her expression was very innocent, as if she couldn't understand the thoughts of the guard leader at all!
The leader of the guards was speechless by Bian Xiaoxiao's idiot-like eyes, how many catties and taels she had, didn't she count it in her heart?!
"I'm at least the tallest in this team in terms of cultivation, what about you?! What qualifications do you have to be the boss of your men?! "You know, Bian Xiaoxiao's subordinates have five divine dragons! Divine Dragon, even if it is placed in the world, it is the existence at the top of the food chain! But to be the little brother of this woman who doesn't know anything, it's really ...... Tyrannical creatures, he feels worthless for these dragons!
Bian Xiaoxiao said very seriously: "My cooking is better than any of them!" β
This......
If it weren't for the fact that the atmosphere at the scene was too serious and tense, those grassroots guards would really laugh out of a pig scream, what kind of person could be so serious and say such an unobtrusive thing?!
But Bian Xiaoxiao said it extremely seriously, and still looked at what the guard leader said!
The leader of the guards touched his nose, wondering if he was forcing himself to suppress the laughter in his heart!
"You're strong, I can't compare to you, okay?!"
The leader of the guards is very strange, what are he talking to this woman?! Is she worthy of being the agent of the Buddha Lord of the Futu plane, what does it matter to him?! Does it matter?! Anyway, if the master defeats the Buddha Lord of the Futu Plane and takes the entire Futu Plane into his pocket, is there still a need for she, the so-called Buddha Lord agent of the Futu Plane?! So, what do you care about?! Still arguing with her for so long?!
In fact, the leader of the guards probably knew why he was so obsessed with this matter, and in the final analysis, he was actually jealous...... A person who doesn't know anything, but suddenly becomes the agent of the Buddha, and leads a group of powerful subordinates - this is probably the life that many people expect, but they work so hard, but they don't achieve it, and a person who is not in every way can easily achieve it, and many people who think they are better than them are somewhat unbalanced in their hearts! How much cynicism probably comes from this! It's just that many people don't want to admit it!
Bian Xiaoxiao didn't seem to understand the ridicule in the words of the leader of the guards, and replied very seriously: "It's good to know!" β
After speaking, he ignored the shocked eyes of the guard leader, walked straight to the fire of those grassroots guards, and naturally began to deal with the game, of course, because there is too much game, and it always needs to use water, or a place to start! Bian Xiaoxiao is not polite, as long as she needs someone to help, she unceremoniously calls those grassroots guards, as if they are her subordinates!
At the beginning, these grassroots guards would also look at the face and eyes of the guard leader, but seeing that the guard leader still had a cold face and a noncommittal look, plus Bian Xiaoxiao had been urging, in the end, these grassroots guards still chose to obey Bian Xiaoxiao's command - after all, Bian Xiaoxiao was urging tightly, but their head didn't say anything to stop it, that is, they still have to help Bian Xiaoxiao?! After all, didn't the boss just let them help Bian Xiaoxiao hunt game, and also had a 'heated discussion' with Bian Xiaoxiao?! I don't mind if I think about it!
In the end, when Bian Xiaoxiao asked these grassroots guards to do something, these grassroots guards no longer looked at the face of the guard leader - after all, one sheep is herded, and two sheep are also driven - they have helped so much, and they don't seem to care about a little more! And then, little by little, little by little, it slowly developed into a lot of things...... At least half of the guards were ordered to do things by Bian Xiaoxiao!
And Bian Xiaoxiao is still not satisfied - if Wuji, Nian Zixie, Chijin, and Chimu are here, many things don't need her to order, and a few of them can do well! And these guards, don't look at the number of them are several times that of them, but things are not done well! Bian Xiaoxiao silently gave these grassroots guards a score in her heart, and the end was of course that these guards were far from being able to catch up with her team, well, they couldn't even catch up with a few of them! I don't know if these grassroots guards would know Bian Xiaoxiao's evaluation of them in their hearts, they would directly suffocate themselves with a mouthful of blood!
Although there were many people with mixed hands, under the command of Bian Xiaoxiao, in a few moments, bursts of fragrance began to waft out from this dim cave! Just smelling this smell makes people want to move their appetite!
When the golden roast chicken and roast rabbit flipped on the grill and flowed out of the dripping oil bay, everyone present felt that the roundworms in their stomachs were rolling! How delicious is this, why do they live so long and still come from all over the world, but they have never eaten such deliciousness?! I haven't tasted it before!
It was at this moment that the leader of the guard seemed to be a little convinced, and the little woman in front of him had conquered her strong subordinates with her first-hand food! People take food as the sky, and the gods are no exception! Moreover, at this moment, he really wants to eat!