Chapter 1193: Cunning Xiao Rui

After going up the mountain for two days, Xiao Rui didn't return to Xiao's house that night.

In order to achieve the goal of not returning to the Xiao family, he and the Gu family brothers drank in a big bowl, and it was best to pretend to be drunk!

Second Aunt Gu smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed: "Okay, Xiaoqi, you are husband and wife." Another marriage is just a matter of three treasures and his treasure you. ”

Gu Qiqi was unconvinced: "Second aunt, he is your own nephew, I picked it up anyway!" ”

"Hahaha......" Second Aunt Gu trembled with laughter, and instructed Xiao Ba and Xiao Jiu: "Help your brother-in-law to your sister's house first, Xiao Ba will go to fetch water, and Xiao Jiu will find a cotton towel for your brother-in-law." ”

Gu Xiaoba and Xiaojiu hurriedly complied, this brother-in-law can't be offended, the brother-in-law not only knows how to hunt, but also rides horses and shoots arrows, it's too good!

Xiao Rui was put into the house by the two brothers-in-law, Gu Qiqi sat on the kang and bit him in the face: "Okay, it's fake if you pretend again!" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Rui suddenly opened his eyes: "Daughter-in-law, how can you see that I am pretending to be drunk?"

Gu Qiqi shook him with a roll of his eyes: "Except for Xiao Ba and Xiao Jiu, who doesn't know that you are pretending to be drunk?" Okay, who can you fool with your suffocating acting skills? Hachi's fetching water is here, hurry up and rinse your mouth and wash your face! ”

"Obey!"

Getting into the quilt, Xiao Rui gnawed again.

"You're a dog, huh?"

"A wolf, a male wolf, a big male wolf who has been wandering in the grass for a long time and hungry!"

If you want to talk about bickering, Gu Qiqi knew that she would never be an old rascal's right, so she slapped Xiao Rui in the face: "If you make trouble again, you will have a nosebleed again in a while, I won't care!" ”

Xiao Rui didn't want to stop, and said seriously: "I'm not making trouble, I'm preparing to sleep!" ”

Just this wild boar-like gnawing is the rhythm of preparing for sleep?

Gu Qiqi was angry and shy: "Liar! ”

Xiao Rui was not convinced, and finally stopped talking and looked up: "Qiqi, I'm getting ready to sleep, I didn't lie to you!" When I was a child, I couldn't sleep, my mother coaxed me to sleep like this, as long as my mouth was not empty, I promised to fall asleep after a while! ”

As soon as these words fell, Gu Qiqi's face burned, and she scolded hatefully: "Old rascal! ”

Xiao Rui was aggrieved: "Qiqi, do you think I'm old?"

Gu Qiqi pouted: "You are very young? You're seven years older than me, do you know what a seven-year-old is? Rounding, two generation gaps! Obviously an old rascal, but he has a cream face, and he really deceives the dead people and doesn't want the capital! ”

What is rounding and two generation gaps?

The daughter-in-law is disgusted with him!

Xiao Rui was extremely depressed, and he turned over: "I'm not old, you have to try to know, now I say I'm old, I don't accept it!" I have a good waist, good legs, and a good job, you can't dislike me! ”

Good waist, good legs, good work......

What's the job?

This man is really a big!

You can brag about anything!

"Blow it!"

"You don't believe me?"

"Sleep!"

"If you don't say it, I won't sleep tonight! I have to show my housekeeping skills, or my daughter-in-law will dislike me! ”

Gu Qiqi felt that Xiao Rui had really grown!

Obviously want to take advantage, but still speak eloquently?

Who wouldn't be a flirtat?

Holding his face, he took a bite hard: "Why am I so rare with this face?" looks so good, I'm really not at ease when I let it out, in case one day I am targeted by which princess and county lord, I can't grab it! Or would you like to scratch it?"

Xiao Ruile said "poof": "Okay, it's all up to you!" If it weren't for this face, how would you force it to marry? If you don't force you to marry, how can we be where we are today! ”

Forced marriage again?

Gu Qiqi was annoyed: "Who is strong on you?"

"I'm forcing you!"

The lights are off......