So, Xia Xiaoyu decided to check it herself, she jumped from the bed to the carpet, squatted in front of Zhang Yiwen, stretched out her hand, and carefully probed his nose.

When her hand was about to touch Zhang Yiwen's nose, suddenly, a pair of hands grabbed her wrist violently, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly shook it off.

But I didn't want to, that hand, like a clamp, grabbed her wrist and didn't let go, and raised her head violently, only then did I notice that the person who grabbed her was actually Hu Weicheng.

It turned out that everything was a false alarm, and Xia Xiaoyu, who was frightened, looked puzzled, and asked Hu Weicheng with some annoyance, "I said, why are you arresting me, you scared me, I thought he cheated the corpse!" ”

Corpse?! Hu Weicheng raised his eyebrows, Zhang Yiwen is not dead, how can he say that he is cheating the corpse, but his focus is not here, he looked at Xia Xiaoyu's eyes with a serious face, and said, "Wife, don't you know, men and women don't kiss?" ”

Xia Xiaoyu: "......"

I'm afraid this Hu Weicheng is not a fool, what age is it, and men and women are not kissed.

As if to see through Xia Xiaoyu's thoughts, Hu Weicheng emphatically said, "Wife, I hope you will remember that before we divorced, you were my wife, a legally affirmed wife, so you must abide by the family rules of the Hu family now, first, you are not allowed to look at the opposite sex with admiration, second, you are not allowed to physically touch the opposite sex, third, please keep a safe distance from the opposite sex, and fourth, as a wife, you must teach your husband and children, a good wife and a good mother......"

In just this minute, Hu Weicheng can casually say that there are hundreds of unwarranted and strange family rules, and he knows that he is making up nonsense as soon as he hears it.

Xia Xiaoyu said that she was stunned!

Hu Weicheng really regards himself as a century-old family, has a strong background, and dares to talk about family rules, looking at him like this, even if he is a century-old family, he is also a broken family, and he can't get up from decay.

So, what house rules, to hell with it!

Xia Xiaoyu couldn't listen to it, and directly began to say, "What is breaking the family rules, there are still hundreds, and those who can remember it are also talents." ”

Hu Weicheng knew that Xia Xiaoyu couldn't remember it, so there was actually only one of his family rules, that is, "Wife, if you can't remember, it doesn't matter, remember it for your husband, and your husband will remind you all the time whether you have violated the family rules." ”

Are house rules the point? No, the point is that Xia Xiaoyu is going to divorce, because Hu Weicheng is getting more and more excessive, and if you divorce in three months, go to hell!

"Hu Weicheng, I want to divorce you!"

"Xia Xiaoyu, I don't want to hear these two words from your mouth again!"

"Hu Weicheng, is it interesting? You want to find one, an old mother with children, many are not people, for example, the secretary of your company, called Sun Yulan, is beautiful and talented, has a great figure, the most important thing, people like you, and you are especially good at taking care of children, you don't want a ready-made good wife and mother, you just pull me into the water, you ......"

Before Xia Xiaoyu's words were finished, Hu Weicheng's hand pulled hard and took her into his arms.

This sudden move, Xia Xiaoyu, who was startled, was in his arms, struggling and shouting, "Hey, Hu Weicheng, what do you want to do, let me down!" ”

Hu Weicheng ignored her struggles, hugged her tightly in his arms, and then blackened his face, attached it to her ear, and said word by word, "Xia Xiaoyu, you listen to me, if you want a divorce, you can, give me a litter of children, and I will let you go, otherwise, you don't want to escape from the palm of my hand for the rest of your life." ”

MMP, when a man says he changes his face, he changes his face......

"Hu Weicheng, you also listen to me, I will not abide by your Hu family rules, I not only want to see handsome guys, I also have to ......"

Before the words came out, Hu Weicheng had directly blocked her chattering lips with a kiss, and suddenly, Xia Xiaoyu's brain went blank and forgot what she wanted to say just now.

It seems that the method on the Internet works very well, for example, he just used the trick, when his woman chatters angrily, please don't speak, kiss it directly, then, she will naturally shut up obediently.

Xia Xiaoyu was stunned for three seconds, looking at Hu Weicheng, who seemed to be smiling, and suddenly, even more angry. "Hu Weicheng, you ......"

Before he finished speaking, Hu Weicheng kissed Xia Xiaoyu's lips directly, and repeated this a few times, Xia Xiaoyu finally shut up honestly, because her lips were swollen and painful.

Hu Weicheng was like a stealing cat, seeing that Xia Xiaoyu didn't speak, he was disappointed for a while, he deliberately teased and said, "Wife, it turns out that you like to kiss you for your husband so much, and you keep chattering and talking." ”

Xia Xiaoyu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, if it weren't for the fact that she wasn't as strong as him, she would have fought with him for three hundred rounds, how could he kiss and not be able to say a complete word.

At this time, the blood vomited in my heart was all because my brain was in water at the beginning, and I chose such a husband.

The sky, the earth, Xia Xiaoyu said that she must learn taekwondo and sanda, and then, one day, press Hu Weicheng to the ground and beat him wildly, which feels good when she thinks about it.

As if seeing through Xia Xiaoyu, the corners of Hu Weicheng's mouth rose, and he found that this woman's angered appearance was so funny, just like a cat, the more it teased it, the more fierce it jumped.

Compared with Xia Xiaoyu, who just married him and was like a walking corpse, he prefers the chattering and energetic her now, it seems that being gentle with Xia Xiaoyu is obviously not enough, sometimes, you really need to add firewood and fuel, stimulate and stimulate, and life has a taste.

Immediately, he deliberately asked, "Wife, don't speak, what are you thinking, you think so intently and don't say anything, and you still snicker." ”

I just wanted to open my mouth to speak, but when I thought that as soon as she spoke, Hu Weicheng kissed her like a dog, so frightened that she didn't open her mouth to speak, but glared directly at Hu Weicheng, as if to say, what I think, it has nothing to do with you!

But Hu Weicheng pretended not to understand, and continued, "Are you thinking about beating your husband down and beating him hard, it's best if you don't even know your parents." ”

Xia Xiaoyu suddenly widened his eyes, as if asking, how do you know.

Hu Weicheng smiled evilly and said, "But, I want to be a husband in the next life." ”

Xia Xiaoyu finally couldn't help it, and directly retorted, "Hmph, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, let's see!" ”

When the words fell, I was afraid that Hu Weicheng would kiss me again, so I was so frightened that I hurriedly covered my mouth, looked at Hu Weicheng with a pair of eyes provocatively, and said What can you do to me!

"Okay, then wait for the husband, and the wife will ride on the head of the husband to make a blessing."

After the words fell, Hu Weicheng hugged Xia Xiaoyu, who was not wearing shoes, turned around, and walked towards the door.

Seeing Zhang Yiwen abandoned on the carpet, Xia Xiaoyu hurriedly shouted, "Hey, Hu Weicheng, wait, Zhang Yiwen, he's still lying on the ground!" ”

Seeing that this woman was too much to protect herself, and she still cared about other men, Hu Weicheng was so angry that he almost couldn't hold back, and then said fiercely, "I know, don't worry, it's warm on the carpet, and the cold won't kill him." ”

Hu Weicheng walked out of the room with Xia Xiaoyu in his arms, and slammed the door shut.

At this time, Zhang Yiwen, who was lying on the ground, opened his eyes and secretly said to himself, "This husband and wife, finally left, and they killed me!" ”

Immediately, he used his hands and feet together, climbed into bed, covered himself with a quilt, and fell unconscious, he was really sleepy until he fainted.